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Default I havent shit in like 5 days

My question is...
Is a stool softener like laxitive where you have to shit right then no matter what the hell your doing?
Or can you control your '' Bowel movements'' from taking a stool softener?

suboxone constipates you way more than H.


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Old 03-10-2010, 05:21 PM
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eat nothing but veggies and whole wheats for a few days and youll be shittin good.....or juice, veggie juice...ull be shittin within an hour...and it probably wont be violent diah like you might get from a lax
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Old 03-10-2010, 05:27 PM
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Methadone is the worst.


yeah, take a stool softener, drink lots fo water, eat some fiber to push that baby out.
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Cheap beer makes me shit bricks the next day. Try getting drunk? Or just eat a lot of veggies and fiber.
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That reminds me of a story...
A man goes to the doctor and tells him he feels like shit. The doctor examines him and tells him that he has AIDS. The man says "Doctor, what can I do ?". The doctor tells him "Go to Tijuana. Get some mystery meat tacos from a couple of street vendors. There's a bar there called Pedro's. Have yourself about 3 shots of Tequila, then order lunch. Have the combination burrito platter with a side of habeneros. Pour on a bunch of their hottest hot sauce. Get two sides of refried beans. Eat those with jalapenos and a big bowl of chili. Then go to the bullfights, and eat the greasiest food you can find."
The man said "Doc, will it cure me ?". And the doctor looked at him and said "NO, but it will remind you of what your asshole is for."
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you're constipated because your bowel is in sleepy mode. Combine an over the counter prokinetic like domperidone with some lactulose and senna, and it you've an arse full of rock hard shit (stick a finger in there, you'll feel it) then some glycerine suppositories or 10ml of KY jelly squirted up there will ease things out. If you're using regular opiates you need regular laxitives, don't just wait till you're bunged up to take them.
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go buy a bag of dried fruit and eat as much as you can. That shit is loaded with fiber because it is like eating whole fruits without all the water so when you eat 20 prunes you just ate 20 plums without water. You will shit like a cow (literally if you ever seen cow shit it is just like a thick goo called a cow pie) and this is what you will shit. Your stomach may hurt from the gas build up but just eat a bunch of dried fruit and I guarantee that your body will not, not be able to take a good old cow pie doo doo. Good Luck.
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Nutmeg, coffee, and cigarettes ftw.
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Coffee always gets me to shit, it stimulates your digestive system
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fiber + coffee = Piss out my ass
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So this is why they call you a mud farmer eh...
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fiber + coffee = Piss out my ass
This! I just went through the H/bupe constipation and oatmeal/coffee was a big help. Actually, I drink yerba mate instead of coffee, no gastrointestinal discomfort and it's bettar! Now time for W/D's.
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well i ended up not taking the stool softener.
I took the most brutal shit ever.

Owwwchies.

atleast im back to normal
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suboxone constipates you way more than H.
So you think the Suboxone is finally gonna get you to stop doing that shit?
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Ha. I can relate, buddy. Opiates suck the moisture out of your bowels. I had to get a fucking enema after doing dilaudid for 2 weeks (but near the end I was up to 18mg lines). Laxatives don't work after a certain point. Drink some prune juice and get that out as fast as you can. Enemas are kind of uncomfortable.
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My question is...
Is a stool softener like laxitive where you have to shit right then no matter what the hell your doing?
As far as I know (studious will correct me if Im wrong, and this is by no means my area of expertise) stool softeners are exactly what they sound like they are. They soften your stool, which makes it easier to pass. They let you shit, unlike laxatives, which make you shit.

I use them for constipation associated with my pain management regimen. I dont use them very frequently, and have never used regular laxatives, but that has been my experience with them.
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As far as I know (studious will correct me if Im wrong, and this is by no means my area of expertise) stool softeners are exactly what they sound like they are. They soften your stool, which makes it easier to pass. They let you shit, unlike laxatives, which make you shit.

I use them for constipation associated with my pain management regimen. I dont use them very frequently, and have never used regular laxatives, but that has been my experience with them.
Yeah laxatives are like drugs man, in a way. Apparently your bowels become dependent on them if you use them all of the time. You're in the right.
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Old 03-11-2010, 05:05 PM
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As far as I know (studious will correct me if Im wrong, and this is by no means my area of expertise) stool softeners are exactly what they sound like they are. They soften your stool, which makes it easier to pass. They let you shit, unlike laxatives, which make you shit.

I use them for constipation associated with my pain management regimen. I dont use them very frequently, and have never used regular laxatives, but that has been my experience with them.
Sort of right, but we're into an almightily complicated subject here, more so than you'd think.

Stimulant laxitives, like senna, cascara,Biascodyl,Aloe and to a lesser extent prokinetics like domperidone and metaclopramide increase and in some cases strengthen peristalsis in the bowel. They 'make you shit' as it were. They can also work by acting as an irritant to the bowel, pulling water into the lumen and helping softening stool.

Hyperosmotic laxitives like Macrogols,Glycerine suppositories, lactulose draw water into the stool by osmotic action, softening it and making it easy to pass.

Docusate (The most common 'stool softener') is a surfactant, which draws water into stool in a different way, acting as a wetting agent.

Saline laxitives (Phosphate enemas, saline, sodium picosulphate, magnesium sulphate etc) pull water into the lumen of the bowel by osmotic action, softening stool.

Bulk forming laxitives (Psylum husks, fibre products) bulk up and soften stool by adsorbing water and making it easier to pass.

Lubricants (mineral oil, castor oil although this is also a stimulant laxitive) literally coat and lubricate stool and make it easier to pass.

So you can see, a lot of laxitives work by softening stool, only a few actively make your peristalsis stronger and force out the poop. The definition of laxitive is something which induces bowel movement OR loosens stool, so it's quite acceptable to call a stool softener a laxitive and some laxitives stool softeners. But I'm just arguing semantics here.

I've always found regular laxitives to be necessary since I was using regular opiates, more so after my back injury aas the nerve damage made my bowel a bit sluggish anyway, I have an extraordinarily high fiber diet, but to be honest I think my bowel is permanently in sleepy land these days and needs a bit of help to keep the ol' poop shoot open!
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If you take a stool softener you will be shitting in like 3-8 hours.

Buy some Milk of Magnesia at your local drug store and you're good to binge as long as you want.
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Yeah and drink lots of water so you dont dehydrate your self.
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A few months ago I had surgery on my jaw and had my mouth wired shut. I couldn't eat any solid foods and was on prescribed pain killers(and some of my personal stash.) I literally didn't shit for 11 days and it was one of the worst experiences of my life. I had to take all kinds of pills and stuff to get it done. Just don't wait til you're 4 days behind, do it after the first day or so.
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That reminds me of a story...
A man goes to the doctor and tells him he feels like shit. The doctor examines him and tells him that he has AIDS. The man says "Doctor, what can I do ?". The doctor tells him "Go to Tijuana. Get some mystery meat tacos from a couple of street vendors. There's a bar there called Pedro's. Have yourself about 3 shots of Tequila, then order lunch. Have the combination burrito platter with a side of habeneros. Pour on a bunch of their hottest hot sauce. Get two sides of refried beans. Eat those with jalapenos and a big bowl of chili. Then go to the bullfights, and eat the greasiest food you can find."
The man said "Doc, will it cure me ?". And the doctor looked at him and said "NO, but it will remind you of what your asshole is for."
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Apples, man. Eat apples daily. They've got 20% of your daily fiber, and are delicious. Eat five or so over the course of the day, and I guarantee you'll be shitting tomorrow.

Also, I always liked to take a day off every week from opiates and take massive doses of amps. That get's everything moving too.

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Just be around a toilet 2-5 hours later.
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This is how you shit after/on opiates:

Buy and ingest Milk of Magnesia

Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait

Waiting is the hard part because it's easy to convince yourself it's not working and move on to something more extreme. After not shitting for a week I was freaked out and ended up doing an enema when I should have just waited longer for the MoM. The MoM could take 12 hours.

If you haven't shit in 12 hours, then buy some Ex Lax. You will have to wait a good 3-8 hours for the Ex Lax as well.

If the Ex Lax doesn't work, then you have to do an enema. Enjoy!
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Drink or plug a bottle of Castor Oil, plus try to at least wait a day to take any opiates if possible, but if not try to score some speed if none is in arms reach to take.....That is also a big help, if by some chance you would do a enema be careful since you said it's been that long cuz you may end up throwing up/puking shit for real and give yourself a bowel obstruction causing you to get a twisted stomach which is painful as all hell and has to be medically treated in the hospital, but if you don't shit soon then that is most likely where you will be anyways buddy....
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