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Old 04-17-2010, 11:10 PM
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Having surgery soon & want my husband to have sex with me when I'm coming off of anesthesia. I'm really into Ambien sex so I'd figure anesthesia sex would be awesome, too.

Has anyone had anesthesia sex? What was it like? Stories? Nothing really came up in google except for a story about a doctor that had sex with patients that were under anesthesia.
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Old 04-17-2010, 11:13 PM
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I guess it's similar to whiskey drunken sex, so it must be allright.
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Old 04-17-2010, 11:14 PM
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Haha. Good luck.

Your sense of pain (and pleasure) will still be numbed and you will most likely be nauseated from the anesthesia depending on what they use.

But hey, go for it.
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Old 04-17-2010, 11:15 PM
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Haha. Good luck.

Your sense of pain (and pleasure) will still be numbed and you will most likely be nauseated from the anesthesia depending on what they use.

But hey, go for it.

Yeah, the nausea sucks but sipping ginger ale helps. The whole idea just seems so hot, though. I can't get the thought of doing it out of my head!
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Old 04-17-2010, 11:17 PM
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Have you ever been under anesthesia before? You can have all sorts of reactions from it. Every time I've been under anesthesia, I find the memories fleeting and almost shadowy when I try to recollect now(years/months after) and especially back then. I just think it might get your hubby into all sorts of shit at the hospital because you're not going anywhere until you're good to go.
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Old 04-17-2010, 11:17 PM
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You should tape it and post on Zoklet. For strictly scientific purposes, of course.
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Old 04-17-2010, 11:20 PM
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Have you ever been under anesthesia before? You can have all sorts of reactions from it. Every time I've been under anesthesia, I find the memories fleeting and almost shadowy when I try to recollect now(years/months after) and especially back then. I just think it might get your hubby into all sorts of shit at the hospital because you're not going anywhere until you're good to go.

Yes, have anesthesia 3 times before. No bad reactions. Usually takes me a few hrs to come off it completely so my husband was going to take me home & we're planning on having sex before the anesthesia wears off. Hospital lets me leave before the anesthesia is completely worn off.
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Yeah, the nausea sucks but sipping ginger ale helps. The whole idea just seems so hot, though. I can't get the thought of doing it out of my head!
That's because you're a fucking whore! Yippeee!!!
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Old 04-17-2010, 11:27 PM
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Yes, have anesthesia 3 times before. No bad reactions. Usually takes me a few hrs to come off it completely so my husband was going to take me home & we're planning on having sex before the anesthesia wears off. Hospital lets me leave before the anesthesia is completely worn off.
Yeah, I meant they wait until you're breathing and can stand. My first thought was you were going to try it in the hospital to up the ante. My mind is wacky today...

I'd say go for it and tape it so you can at least try to remember and have a bucket just in case.
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Old 04-17-2010, 11:39 PM
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Be careful not to throw up on your husbands dick. If a girl did that to me I'd smack her senseless.

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She's doing it with her husband. I don't see how that makes her a whore.
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Just after surgery and you're going to do something rough like sex?

You're going to rip yourself to pieces.


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Old 04-18-2010, 10:36 AM
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Old 04-18-2010, 11:04 AM
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Just after surgery and you're going to do something rough like sex?

You're going to rip yourself to pieces.


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I'm under the assumption that she's not looking for anything apt towards some hardcore sasha grey-esque sex. If you've just had surgery you're going to ease yourself into it, right?
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Just after surgery and you're going to do something rough like sex?

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do it and post pix

you should have your husband invite over his "friends", too, and maybe zoklet, as well.
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Old 04-18-2010, 09:34 PM
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Never tried it, but about three weeks ago I was under general and local anaesthetic for my circumcision. When I tried to pass urine, I nearly collapsed unconscious due to low blood pressure and a head rush. Just be careful is what I'm advising.
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Old 04-18-2010, 09:59 PM
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Never tried it, but about three weeks ago I was under general and local anaesthetic for my circumcision. When I tried to pass urine, I nearly collapsed unconscious due to low blood pressure and a head rush. Just be careful is what I'm advising.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthostatic_hypotension

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Old 05-25-2010, 02:07 AM
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Hey, have you done this yet? How did it turn out?
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HUFF ETHER AT ORGASM!!!
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If you're like me you'll throw up when you come off the anesthetic, so you probably won't enjoy the sex.
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I'm a little concerned as to what kind of surgery you're having done and how sex is going to affect you.

Couldn't you aquire some nitrous oxide, huff it, get high and let him boff your brains out without having any fresh bodily wounds? Sounds a little safer to me.
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:47 AM
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Hey, have you done this yet? How did it turn out?
Didn't do it I had an extremely bad reaction to the anesthesia which is odd because I've had surgery many times before. Sticking with Ambien sex!
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Hey, tell us more about Ambien Sex.

I tried searching the forums and I googled it, but got a bunch of stuff about Tiger Woods.

How does it differ from regular sex?
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Hey, tell us more about Ambien Sex.

I tried searching the forums and I googled it, but got a bunch of stuff about Tiger Woods.

How does it differ from regular sex?
The difference is zolpidem.
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Hey, tell us more about Ambien Sex.

I tried searching the forums and I googled it, but got a bunch of stuff about Tiger Woods.

How does it differ from regular sex?
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-a...en-sex-hotter/

http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle...bloggers_.html

Ambien sex really deserves its own thread. If there's enough interest, I'll start one & go into graphic detail, lol.
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Do it!
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