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Old 04-23-2010, 02:49 AM
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http://news.msn.co.nz/article/104340...e-for-10-years

A British man lived with the corpse of his dead roommate rotting under a couch for 10 years.

Dennis Pring is believed to have died while drinking on his sofa in 1998 but his fully-clothed skeleton was not found until his roommate Alan Derrick was evicted from their apartment in Bristol, northern England...

Mr Derrick...feared he would be kicked out of his apartment when Mr Pring died because he was not allowed to have lodgers.

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Old 04-23-2010, 02:58 AM
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I would've so gotten someone to let me babysit their kids and play "boogie-man under the couch."
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:04 AM
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He must have no nose. Cause that would be horrid.
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that's just creepy...
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:43 AM
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Oh, I got another one!

Couch potato? More like couch vegetable.

No wait, that's gay.
maybe he choked on a potato. chip! lol
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Old 04-23-2010, 04:06 AM
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Council officers were called to the unit at least twice to investigate after neighbours reported a foul stench emanating from the property.

But officials failed to find the body underneath piles of rubbish that covered the living room floor and instead blamed the odour on a broken toilet.
I find it interesting that he had people investigate an odd smell twice, there was enough crap on the floor to hide a decaying body, and it was still years before cleaners found it...
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I would've so gotten someone to let me babysit their kids and play "boogie-man under the couch."
OK as fucked up as that is it actually is the only thing I read all day that made me laugh out loud.
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Hey Dude ! I tol you 10 years ago to clean up your room. Dude ! Dude ! Wake up ! Whoa, dude- you're kinda dead ! Dude !
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Old 04-23-2010, 09:56 AM
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Old 04-23-2010, 10:29 AM
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That is so fucking awesome its ridiculous!

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Old 04-23-2010, 10:31 AM
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... why leave it there? Seriously I'm not seeing the logic.

How could you not try in any way to remove the corpse? Jesus.
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Old 04-23-2010, 10:31 AM
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I think he fucked the corpse and kept it as his love toy. I bet he preserved the corpse as well.
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Old 04-23-2010, 10:34 AM
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... why leave it there? Seriously I'm not seeing the logic.

How could you not try in any way to remove the corpse? Jesus.
WHO FUCKING CARES, THIS STORY IS SO GOD DAMN IT DOESN'T NEED AN EXPLANATION... I MEAN THIS NIGGA JUST LET A BODY ROT IN THE MIDDLE HS HOUSE FOR TEN MOTHER FUCKING YEARS

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Old 04-23-2010, 11:03 AM
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They need a picture of this guy, this great man deserves to have his face shown to the world.
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Old 04-23-2010, 12:02 PM
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This one of those opportunities that we can say "only in UK..."
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Oh hey bru, why didn't you chuck him in the chillybin.
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Old 04-23-2010, 12:18 PM
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This is not a face palm story, this man is fucking awesome I mean how fucked up do you got to be to do some shit like that?

No this can only be defined as FUCKING EPIC.
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When you hide a corpse for 10 years, getting kicked out for having lodgers is the least of your worries.
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Old 04-23-2010, 12:25 PM
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This is not a face palm story, this man is fucking awesome I mean how fucked up do you got to be to do some shit like that?

No this can only be defined as FUCKING EPIC.
This falls far short of fucking epic. The guy was just motivated by fear, and due to his learning disabilities, the best plan he could articulate was to put the dead body under his sofa. Maybe it is epic in the retard community.

On a side note, who uses the same couch for 10 years?
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This falls far short of fucking epic. The guy was just motivated by fear, and due to his learning disabilities, the best plan he could articulate was to put the dead body under his sofa. Maybe it is epic in the retard community.

On a side note, who uses the same couch for 10 years?
who gives a fuck what it was motivated by...

this mother fucker used a couch with a fucking ROTTING CORPSE under it for ten fucking years. Maybe its epic fail, but its fucking epic in some way or another.
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This is not a face palm story, this man is fucking awesome I mean how fucked up do you got to be to do some shit like that?

No this can only be defined as FUCKING EPIC.
The question is how fucked up does someone have to be to endure that horrible smell for so long?!
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The question is how fucked up does someone have to be to endure that horrible smell for so long?!
pretty fucked up, like I cant even imagine how retarded this dude is and I find it incredibly hilarious
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who gives a fuck what it was motivated by...

this mother fucker used a couch with a fucking ROTTING CORPSE under it for ten fucking years. Maybe its epic fail, but its fucking epic in some way or another.
Epic Fail sounds much better
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This falls far short of fucking epic. The guy was just motivated by fear, and due to his learning disabilities, the best plan he could articulate was to put the dead body under his sofa. Maybe it is epic in the retard community.

On a side note, who uses the same couch for 10 years?
Umm, a fucking retard?
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Umm, a fucking retard?
I guess it would be kind of hard to find another couch that can conceal a grown man's body underneath it.
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Umm, a fucking retard?
retard maybe, but a god among men none the less
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maybe the requested to be buried under the couch and his roommate was just honoring that
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Since when has Bristol been in the north of England.
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I guess it would be kind of hard to find another couch that can conceal a grown man's body underneath it.
Who the fuck buys a new couch to put it over a rotting body.
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Who the fuck buys a new couch to put it over a rotting body.
Probably was kicked out of Leons for trying out the new couches...

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Did anyone else think of Psycho almost immediately after reading this?
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This one of those opportunities that we can say "only in UK..."
Or America:

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/weird...162212225.html

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/07/...atched-nascar/

http://www.v-12news.com/2012/12/woma...l#.UN86eKxtiho

http://uponamidnightdreary.com/weird...ht-months/4051


Also, here is the OP's story, with pics of the apartment:

http://uponamidnightdreary.com/weird...ten-years/5261
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The guy who let the body rot in his apartment had "learning disabilities" whatever that means.


Still...that smell would be fucking awful.
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The guy who let the body rot in his apartment had "learning disabilities" whatever that means.


Still...that smell would be fucking awful.
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