How to get laid with SteamPunk...

[NOX2]

Here is a way to get laid IF you social retards can pull it off...

1) Visit www.thewatchman.etsy.com and pick up some unique jewelry.
2) Wear nice clothes and don't look like a slob. No dragon or flame button ups!
3) Put on your unique piece of jewelry and go to your fav bar.
4) If you try to talk to women they will immediately notice the unique jewelry hanging on your neck (WOMEN LOVE JEWELRY ON A MAN OR WOMAN). It's used as an "Ice Breaker" and shows you have style.
5) Seal the deal take her home and make a porn video.
6) E-mail the artist of your fail proof sex jewelry for a quick "thanks"

Works for me at least!

[CrazyJoe]

Quit spamming this. One thread is enough, but you've posted at least three that I've seen.

[0x29A]

That link redirects to: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=7167993

Since hes spamming a referall ID, I think thats grounds for a ban. Everyone report him.

[NOX2]

Actually your wrong....ALL etsy shops redirect to a link like that. I dont get crap or even know who the artist is. I just thought it was cool and would share my methods. Delete the post if you want...I really dont care

[Vamp]

SteamPunk is pretty cool, but I wouldn't go home with a guy just because he was wearing a piece.

[Jordan]

God this thread shouldn't even be allowed in HB.

[NOX2]

Originally Posted by Vamp

SteamPunk is pretty cool, but I wouldn't go home with a guy just because he was wearing a piece.

BUT you would be more inclined to talk to him or notice him...The rest it is how slick the guy is. Something so simple can get you past initial contact with someone new. That's all some guys need...

[NOX2]

Originally Posted by 449

God this thread shouldn't even be allowed in HB.

If you don't wanna get laid GTFO...

[SteamPunk]

Bump.

That won't get you laid with me guys.

[Axiom]

will this get me laid with you?

[fallinghouse]

If you like music as much as I do, you're probably always listening to songs. The song is one of the best ways to experience music. It is also a great art form, right up there with poems and raps. A little bit below movies, but above books. Wait, no, above movies. Except Jaws. That movie is amazing. So, for Best Art Forms, it goes:

Jaws
Songs
Movies
Poems
Raps
Books

[0x29A]

Originally Posted by 449

God this thread shouldn't even be allowed in HB.

^This piece of shit isnt allowed in my HB either. GTFO while you still can, kid