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Old 05-25-2010, 04:45 AM
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So i really didnt wanna tell my friends about this so what the fuck ill post it here. So after swim smoked some pretty good crystal he decided to go home and download some new songs. While the songs were downloading i decided to bust a nut. Long story short i couldnt get a good enough boner to bust one and ended up jacking it for 12 hours straight (by 12 hours straight i mean i didnt even fucking move from my computor), and my fucking penis swelled up right below the head so it looks like a fucking bell and now i cant jack it for a few days. So moral of the story, if you bust a nut on crystal keep an eye on the time, and if you cant get a boner no matter how hard you fucking try it aint gonna happen and u definitly aint bustin one. Anyone else had a similar situation happen to them?
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Old 05-25-2010, 04:56 AM
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At least your songs finished downloading though right?
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Old 05-25-2010, 05:01 AM
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Of course but i got off track with all the porn i was watching. offtopic Youjizz is prob one of my new favorites
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Old 05-25-2010, 05:05 AM
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Wank sober. Feels good man.
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Old 05-25-2010, 05:08 AM
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Well idk it felt pretty fucking good, like orgasm without the orgasm, just after 10 hours my hand started cramping lol.
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Old 05-25-2010, 05:19 AM
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Did you eventually cum?
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Old 05-25-2010, 05:43 AM
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Nope, even after i took a hour break and tried again for 2 or 3 hours.
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Old 05-25-2010, 05:49 AM
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awesome, thanks for sharing brah

i gotta ask though, 12 hours literally???
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:06 AM
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Well I started at 11pm or so (30mins after lost), took an hour break at around 10 or 11 in the morning (decided to lay down cause my legs started cramping, used the bathroom got distracted doing some random shit) and continued on till about 2 30 with a break in there somewhere cause i ran outta lube. Gotta say i definitly underestimated the quality of this crystal, or maby i have a problem? lol
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:24 AM
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12 hours of playing with your dick DAMN i gotta get me some meth but i wouldn't want to waste a lot of time masterbating but i dont know if I'd be able to resist
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:27 AM
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WTF. 12 HOURS? Man I gave up on my dick after 30 minutes on E. Why would you waste your time like that? fuck youre dumb. did you think it would after the 6th hour or something?
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:27 AM
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Well I started at 11pm or so (30mins after lost), took an hour break at around 10 or 11 in the morning (decided to lay down cause my legs started cramping, used the bathroom got distracted doing some random shit) and continued on till about 2 30 with a break in there somewhere cause i ran outta lube. Gotta say i definitly underestimated the quality of this crystal, or maby i have a problem? lol
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:28 AM
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if i'm not done within 10 minutes i quit
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:28 AM
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:32 AM
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WTF. 12 HOURS? Man I gave up on my dick after 30 minutes on E. Why would you waste your time like that? fuck youre dumb. did you think it would after the 6th hour or something?
Fuck if i know dude, it was like... "5 more minuites and ima finnaly bust a fucking nut" lol it was like that feeling u get right before u bust a nut but u dont get passed it

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Old 05-25-2010, 06:51 AM
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Default Re: Meth and Masturbation= FAIL

seriously i dont get it i remember when i first did crystal in high school i would walk around, talk to people chat, not think about sex.
(ages 16-17)

now EVERYTIME i do i swear as soon as i blow out a cloud i cant stop thinking about sex, and i go online and just start jacking it until i come.... uhmm yea needless to say it takes a redicilously long time. and my legs palms and right arm feels redicilously sore the next day.

i guess either i really love opiates now. i was getting more sex in high school? both?....?
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:55 AM
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Default Re: Meth and Masturbation= FAIL

Oh yea.and i thought i would add one of those hour and hours of masterbation. after i finally finished i turnd off the computer and stood up...

i realised the whole back slidding glass door was open the whole 6 hour masterbation session... and everyone walking by saw.
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:58 AM
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I did 14 hours on a mephedrone and mdpv combo, couldn't even piss without sitting down for a few days afterwards.

The bad thing is that you don't realise how much time is passing you just keep on going.

Edit: I did take several breaks to chase more mdpv off tinfoil and do more lines of 4-mmc.
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:26 PM
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meth is a hell of a drug
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:32 PM
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After you masturbate enough on drugs, this is almost impossible to really enjoy.
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:36 PM
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Doesn't rizzo have a story about this?
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Old 05-25-2010, 04:31 PM
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I have many stories about this, I've gone for 18 hours once, and my dick was bloody & raw & my brain has never been the same.
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Old 05-25-2010, 04:33 PM
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When I wank on bad coke/speed it takes me about 2 hours aswell and when I finally do cum, the cum just doesn't look the same and I get that feeling that I have to piss all the time, eventhough I don't need to.
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I have the same problem when I first smoke the crystal. My cock stayed in the same shape for at least 6 hours. At the 5th hourit became hard like a steel bar and eventually I managed to masterbate and cum. It was my best cum ever. Nowadays, I manage to cum within 3 hours with the help from my girlfriend. Masterbate alone, it still takes a long time, fuck!
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Old 08-29-2010, 02:15 PM
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Get some head. Then it only takes like an hour

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if i can get you a hard on you must be a phaggottt
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this is so disgusting and shameful. this is gold anti-drug campaign material.

masturbating for 12 hours while waiting to download music isn't normal

but on meth, it is.
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WTF. 12 HOURS? Man I gave up on my dick after 30 minutes on E. Why would you waste your time like that? fuck youre dumb. did you think it would after the 6th hour or something?
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Old 08-29-2010, 08:19 PM
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dude you gotta focus! you can get it hard you just gotta put all your energy into it hahaha. next time you are tweaked out you have to try it again. because busting on meth is the greatest feeling in the entire world, especially if youve been working at it for 12 hours.
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Old 08-29-2010, 08:26 PM
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whenever i beat it on meth i end up soaking my chair/bed in sweat because i lose track of time and im working so hard at it

ive gotten a sore dick too, but i guess if you do it often enough the skin on your dick will get thicker and that wont happen anymore.
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Old 08-29-2010, 08:43 PM
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Lol. They should make a new poster in that campaign...



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and just show a guy with blisters all over his hand and a bunch of wadded up tissues/toilet paper in front of a computer screen
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Old 08-30-2010, 12:12 AM
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If anyone remembers when stupid noob was mad at me and started saying I told him I was worried about E.D. it was because of this, I read that the blood in your erection becomes toxic after 4 hours or something and eventually kills the soft tissue that would later become erect. I did that a couple of times on good shard as well. 8-9 hours, not 12.
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Just imagine if there had been a girl there instead of porn, lol. I've seen the end results, your bed ends up looking like there was a double homicide.
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Just imagine if there had been a girl there instead of porn, lol. I've seen the end results, your bed ends up looking like there was a double homicide.
Whats so wrong with that??
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Old 08-30-2010, 01:50 AM
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Whats so wrong with that??
I never said there was anything wrong with it, I just said "imagine".
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Thats the best thing about jacking it on amps, cause normally you bust too fast but I personally enjoy spending a whole night looking at porn and not climaxin', I mean I can climax whenever I want but I choose not too so I can get alot of porn under my belt then Ill be good for a few days. Also smoking weed every 30 minutes or so makes it even better.
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I remember when me and my friends were camping down the great ocean road last summer at some family orientated caravan park. We met this 'recovering heroin addict' (aka, he lived on a vairety of other opiates and benzos instead), and apparently he was in those public toilets all night on shards tugging it to porn. He even slippen xannies in his parents hot chocolate to get them to go to sleep before he did it.

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this is so disgusting and shameful. this is gold anti-drug campaign material.

masturbating for 12 hours while waiting to download music isn't normal

but on meth, it is.
Damn, only now I see that I completely stole your joke. Don't mean to man. My bad.
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