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Old 05-16-2010, 01:24 PM
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Cool BBC Transcript to be Used in Wake of Nuclear Attack

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/h...learattack.pdf

This is the Wartime Broadcasting Service. This country has been attacked with nuclear weapons. Communications have been severely disrupted, and the number of casualties and the extent of the damage are not yet known. We shall bring you further information as soon as possible. Meanwhile, stay tuned to this wavelength, stay calm and stay in your own homes.
Remember there is nothing to be gained by trying to get away. By leaving your homes you could be exposing yourselves to greater danger.
If you leave, you may find yourself without food, without water, without accommodation and without protection. Radioactive fall-out, which follows a nuclear explosion, is many times more dangerous if you are directly exposed to it in the open. Roofs and walls offer substantial protection. The safest place is indoors.
Make sure gas and other fuel supplies are turned off and that all fires are
extinguished. If mains water is available, this can be used for fire-fighting.
You should also refill all your containers for drinking water after the fires
have been put out, because the mains water supply may not be available for very long.
Water must not be used for flushing lavatories: until you are told that
lavatories may be used again, other toilet arrangements must be made. Use your
water only for essential drinking and cooking purposes. Water means life. Don't waste it.
Make your food stocks last: ration your supply, because it may have to last for 14 days or more. If you have fresh food in the house, use this first to avoid wasting it: food in tins will keep.
If you live in an area where a fall-out warning has been given, stay in your
fall-out room until you are told it is safe to come out. When the immediate
danger has passed the sirens will sound a steady note. The "all clear" message will also be given on this wavelength. If you leave the fall-out room to go to the lavatory or replenish food or water supplies, do not remain outside the room for a minute longer than is necessary.
Do not, in any circumstances, go outside the house. Radioactive fall-out can kill. You cannot see it or feel it, but it is there. If you go outside, you will bring danger to your family and you may die. Stay in your fall-out room until you are told it is safe to come out or you hear the "all clear" on the sirens.
Here are the main points again:
Stay in your own homes, and if you live in an area where a fall-out warning has been given stay in your fall-out room, until you are told it is safe to come
out. The message that the immediate danger has passed will be given by the
sirens and repeated on this wavelength. Make sure that the gas and all fuel
supplies are turned off and that all fires are extinguished.
Water must be rationed, and used only for essential drinking and cooking
purposes. It must not be used for flushing lavatories. Ration your food supply:
it may have to last for 14 days or more.
We shall repeat this broadcast in two hours' time. Stay tuned to this
wavelength, but switch your radios off now to save your batteries until we come on the air again. That is the end of this broadcast.
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Old 05-16-2010, 01:29 PM
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Old 05-16-2010, 01:29 PM
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Kind of creepy really.
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Old 05-16-2010, 01:34 PM
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Jeeze, this reminds me when I used to go explore abandoned civil defense shelters and NIKE missile sites. One of the most moving things I found was in a communications relay bunker near the barracks section. Near one of the stations where I assume what was a radio, I found a photo album with old family pictures in it. It was almost as creepy as the time I found an old teddy bear when exploring an old saw mill and the guy I was with who wasn't on point started freaking out saying he heard a little girl laughing.
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Old 05-16-2010, 01:56 PM
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Default Re: BBC Transcript to be Used in Wake of Nuclear Attack

Then they play 'We'll Meet Again' on a loop for two hours.
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Old 05-16-2010, 02:09 PM
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I think I'd be good in the aftermath of a nuclear war. I'd go all Snake Pliskin, and I'd put a whooping on some half dead mutant fool.
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Old 05-16-2010, 02:28 PM
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Old 05-16-2010, 02:32 PM
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Default Re: BBC Transcript to be Used in Wake of Nuclear Attack

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7648042.stm
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Old 05-16-2010, 02:40 PM
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If you consider the fact, that most likely nothing of any significance will ever happen in the lives of 99.9% of people living on this planet, at least an event like that could save us from Global Boring.
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Old 05-16-2010, 03:05 PM
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Old 05-16-2010, 07:42 PM
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I bet the bastards would still chase me for my TV License. Even if I had been nuked in the face.
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Old 05-16-2010, 07:47 PM
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What a joke.

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Stay in your own homes.
Remember there is nothing to be gained by trying to get away.
If you lived in an urban area or an area that might be the target of another nuke the worst thing you could do is stay where you were.
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Old 05-16-2010, 08:27 PM
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What a joke.



If you lived in an urban area or an area that might be the target of another nuke the worst thing you could do is stay where you were.
It's pretty unlikely that there would be a second wave of attack as most of the offending country's nuclear silos will be hit in the first attack. Plus, you forget about the rule of sevens.

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A useful rule-of-thumb is the "rule of sevens". This rule
states that for every seven-fold increase in time following a fission
detonation (starting at or after 1 hour), the radiation intensity
decreases by a factor of 10. Thus after 7 hours, the residual fission
radioactivity declines 90%, to one-tenth its level of 1 hour. After
7*7 hours (49 hours, approx. 2 days), the level drops again by
90%. After 7*2 days (2 weeks) it drops a further 90%; and so on
for 14 weeks. The rule is accurate to 25% for the first two weeks,
and is accurate to a factor of two for the first six months. After 6
months, the rate of decline becomes much more rapid. The rule of
sevens corresponds to an approximate t^-1.2 scaling relationship.
So really, you should stay in a fallout room for a pretty long time, since the chance of you getting hit again is low and the chance of fallout is high.
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Old 05-17-2010, 02:37 AM
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Default Re: BBC Transcript to be Used in Wake of Nuclear Attack

That is the exact same wording 'word for word' used in the movie Threads a british movie about nuclear war and post apocalypse.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090163/


Here is the full movie on video.google.com btw, it is a MUST SEE for apocalyptic genre lovers

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...0698427111488#
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Old 05-17-2010, 04:19 AM
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There's a supermarket two minutes away from my house in a reinforced concrete building.

I would break into it with the residents of my street and live there, we'd all have a massive orgy and protect our turf with crude supermarket-made weapons.
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Old 05-17-2010, 04:37 AM
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Then they play 'We'll Meet Again' on a loop for two hours.
Fuck yeah. I love the oldies.
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Old 05-17-2010, 04:50 AM
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That shit scares me.

I live in Australia though, no one would nuke little old us.
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Old 05-17-2010, 04:55 AM
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I thought the pulse, right after the blast disrupts radio waves and electricity.
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:54 PM
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Default Re: BBC Transcript to be Used in Wake of Nuclear Attack

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Not on the BBC, yo! No ads there. Freaky shit. My morbid side secretly wants a nuclear attack just so I can live out my Fallout 3 fantasies.
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Old 05-19-2010, 04:09 PM
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Not on the BBC, yo! No ads there. Freaky shit. My morbid side secretly wants a nuclear attack just so I can live out my Fallout 3 fantasies.
Most people probably do - once they realize that otherwise, chances are that nothing of any significance will happen in their whole lifetimes whatsoever.
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Most people probably do - once they realize that otherwise, chances are that nothing of any significance will happen in their whole lifetimes whatsoever.
Or that they'll all actually be dead.
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Old 05-19-2010, 05:01 PM
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Or that they'll all actually be dead.
I never said that anyone wants a nuclear bomb dropping on their head!
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Old 05-28-2010, 08:54 AM
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I never said that anyone wants a nuclear bomb dropping on their head!
Never said you did. All in all it won't happen is what was meant to be said.
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I already planned this out but I might need to reconsider what to do. I am assuming the nuclear attack will be approx 20 Km away from my location. If that happens I can run to the market and full my car and run for the house.

After that I will wait for 14 days and makesure everything is sealed tight. I will write a log of my daily sufferings and if I survive I will post them on Zoklet.

But I wish the bomb would fall on my house and get rid of me.
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The nearest sight of a global nuclear attack I could get would be the bombing of a relativley nearby areal base in Arizona, which would indeed affect my hometime; then again I'd love to see a nuke blow up in horizon.

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We don't have any silos any more, all we have is subs, and they'd be out in the sea somewhere. So I don't think we'd actually get hit probably.
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I thought you people lived in huts or caves?

We do, we just call them houses.


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Reminds me of 9/11.


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