The Black Hole.

[Bender]

Awwhh

[angelintheflesh]

The heavens refer to the sky, as in outer space. God is all powerfull, the reason it took seven days is as follows;

All that is, all of existence is a ball of light. The fabric of existence is a grid of laser like lights with pulses coming in, and out from a central source, which is God. The father Yahweh, son Yahushua, and holy spirit.

All matter is simply varying densities and patterns in this fabric of existence. Whithin this, is atoms, sub atomic particles, etc which electrons can be pulled out of to create electricity. God simply creates things by manipulating this grid. Spiritual consiousness which is black magic, the highest form of technology, is what the demons (aliens) use to create. It is also what most of them use to move their ships, with the exception of the greys (titan demons) who because they let the CIA work on the ships, use antigravity, and electricity through plasma with either nuclear, or self powering genorator power.

So when lucifer, and 1/3rd of the angels rebelled, God created the universe with gas, dust, and gravity. Every single thing that formed formed due to chance, and the laws of probability, and the lord completely controlled everything left to chance, thus created the universe. It took only 7 days for the gravity to pull the gas and dust together into balls of burning or molten gas, depending on size.

There were as many angels that fell as there would be grains of sand in a sandbox the size of texas 5 feet deep. They used black magic to create the spaceships, and the cities. The gas came together in galaxies, and then into varying spheres. Those large vaporized the dust which either became rings, or moons and those were the gas giants. Those larger became brown dwarfs, and larger became stars. The smaller ones were molten, and the gas came out and formed atmospheres. The surface cooled and became the crust. The planets were brought into orbit around stars, and smaller objects into orbit around planets. Smaller objects became comets and asteroids. Once the planets were finished, the demons created civilizations on the planets. This all took seven days. Since God controlled everything left to chance, the stars formed into constellations that could not have formed naturally.

Earth was selected for the location of Adam and Eve, so God destroyed their cities, and made them live underground. They created dinosaurs, and insects, and illnesses to make life hard for Gods next creation. The reason asteroids don't hit earth is because God steers them away. the universe was created 100 million years ago. The asteroid that destroyed the dinosaurs hit 65 million years ago.

[master killer]

Originally Posted by angelintheflesh

Since God controlled everything left to chance, the stars formed into constellations that could not have formed naturally.
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God: Graffitti'ng the shit out of your skies since the beggining of time.

[Cory]

OP: You provided no evidance to back up your claims.

[angelintheflesh]

The Earth surface cooled with various types of rock on the surface. Developing electromagnetic field, plus the hot magma going to the center, and cool coming out caused fluctuations in the rock crust from waves in the lava. Depending on the type of rock, it either shattered into dirt, powder if all iron, or if cement/hard rock the crust fractured in chunks, lava oozed out, and created reigons of large mountains. In areas with iron mixed with mountain type soil, lava oozed out every ten or so miles to create mountain ranges, all iron soil remained flat, and rusted, becoming red clay in the midwest. The fluctuations shattered the hardened oozed out lava, creating mountains like they are now, and breaking some of the rock up into soil. Hydrogen and oxygen seperated from the magma in layers, and became the top layer over large parts of the world forming oceans. In other areas, it formed ground water.

[angelintheflesh]

Once the waves slowed down, the fluctuations stopped, and sections of tension stopped when faultlines were formed, and the slight fluctuations continuing to now affect the plates and cause earthquakes.

[angelintheflesh]

Earth became oxygen atmosphere, and water oceans because God manipulates things left to chance. On other planets, it became sulfuric acid, and other substances like Venus.

The devil either continues on statements from God in the bible, or changes it to obscure it. The book of genisis was a combination of the universal creation, and the post ice age creation. It says the earth was void of life, implying it had already been there. That was because of the ice age. It took 7 days to create the universe, but the book of genesis combines universal creation 100 million year ago, the most recent planetary cycle creation in 10,000 BC, and the creation of Adam and Eve in 3,700 BC. It is obscured to little detail, and goofy metaphors which people take litterally, and Adam was not made of dust, and Eve was not made of Adam's rib.

[Mashleshmash]

....Proof?

[ArmsMerchant]

OP--you left out the part about the reptilians.

[not me]

Originally Posted by angelintheflesh

who because they let the CIA work on the ships, use antigravity, and electricity

If you are in contact with the CIA, see if you can get me some anti-gravity shoes. I could do some amazing shit with those.

[Vizier]

Cool story bro.

[angelintheflesh]

Originally Posted by Greyfox

OP--you left out the part about the reptilians.

Didn't I mention how they became serpents, locusts, enlil, anuk, and titans?


They being angels can decide to change themselves, unlike humans. They decided, lets be stupid. Then they decided to be evil. Then they hated God. They did not want God's image, so some became locusts, and serpents, and the anuk became white with curly instead of straight hair with long faces, and the enlil kept the same appearance, but became white with blonde, or brown hair, and blue, or green eyes.

The titans were cursed to not manifest untill everyone had heard the word of christianity on earth, then they would gain the ability to manifest in the image of whatever body the first titan was in. They manufactured bodies with big heads, and big black eyes to allow the psychic abilities, and knowledge to be stored in flesh. They are all stupid, but with total lack of ignorance.

The titans of course are the greys.

[angelintheflesh]

Called "epidemic". And it was from 2008. It was about a global epidemic discussed by the department of homeland security where they made fun of mexican mariachi or peruvian mariachi bands, and called it a flu. Then the kids started their own. Then they said they needed to take the bands to QUARINTINE CAMPS to keep it from spreading!

Then they showed the camps AND THE WERE THE FEMA CAMPS! It said "department of homeland security internment camp". Instead of FEMA.

Then they questioned the kids, and they said maybe their hybrids and they said the word hybrid and looked right at the viewer and said it like that. Maybe the kids are hybrids and don't need to be here.

Then there was giant gerbils attacking cities, and in Peru, the 4 kids WALKED OVER THE NAZCA LINES! then they saw on a cave that the giant gerbils would attack the cities, and that craig would stop it.

This basically is code (and if you don't realise, your de-bunking as an alien) for an alien invasion following martial law.

then the leader of the department of homeland security SAPESHIFTED into a gerbil. There was also YELLOW chemtrail fallout in the sky the entire episode, just like there was in early 2009, after the episode was made.

THE FUCKING EPISODE HAS EVERYTHING THAT ONLY I PREDICTED in a barely hidden code! No one else predicted a flu and quarantine, they just predicted mass vaccinations! they said some random person who acts like a kid on south park (me) would stop it. I was told being 144,000 I would save humans from the internment camps!!!!!

[angelintheflesh]

And in 2008, no one predicted a flu pandemic associated with martial law.

[abusername]

Stop trying to be like driveby you fucking poser

[Ivy Mike]

Paranoid schizophrenia is AWESOME

[FrY]

I was going for a facepalm after reading OP's post but I went for the face punchn instead.

[Method of Madness]

what ever happened to driveby?

[Vizier]

Shit man, flu is like airborne aids created by reptilians and angry jesus.

[Jeff Gatherer]

*DING DING DING* Uh oh class! Retard alert! Retard alert!

[Mordisk]

Stop obsessing about the end of the world.
Its gonna happen we already know.
Well i do..

Just live a normal life until it happens, stop being a weirdo.

[Figure-8]

Messages are everywhere. Don't let them get you thinking.

Notice how they were gerbils.

It is not as serious as it should be, therefore it won't be taken as seriously. Although some see it.

[Figure-8]

Isn't God spiritual?

[Slave of the Beast]

Originally Posted by ate

Isn't God spiritual?

There is no God in this thread.

[Figure-8]

God's everywhere!

[Rory]

Originally Posted by ate

God's everywhere!

Way to resurrect.

[Slave of the Beast]

Originally Posted by ate

God's everywhere!

He's got to make an account first.

[The Methematician]

Originally Posted by Slave of the Beast

He's got to make an account first.

Just curious ... as a British, what's your opinion on the royal family ...

specifically the Prince.

Are they something like THIS ??

[Slave of the Beast]

Originally Posted by The Methematician

Just curious ... as a British, what's your opinion on the royal family ...

specifically the Prince.

I think he's a Greco-German inbred idiot, just like the rest of them.

Originally Posted by The Methematician

Are they something like THIS ??

Looks like your dealer's been cuttin' your crack with Drano again.

[The Methematician]

Originally Posted by Slave of the Beast

Looks like your dealer's been cuttin' your crack with Drano again.

[0] Why ?? What's wrong ... I don't understand.

[1] Meth =X= Crack

[2] and btw, everybody knew that drano dealers cut their dranos with crack, especially those tesco value packs, so regardless, the ying-yang of the crack remains in equilibrium ... w/e.

[The Methematician]

Slave you fucking queer !!! Please fucking unlock my nigger century thread gott damn it. I have tons of new stuff to post, I've got a part two coming up !!!

But if you had locked it up just so that you can feel good about self, ... if locking it would give you a sense of dominance here to compensate for your lack of dominance in your real, pathetic life ... then I guess it's ok. You can keep it locked.

[Slave of the Beast]

I have to admit I touched myself a little after closing your thread.

Sorry, but I'm only human.

That aside I'd have quite happily merged it with this thread, but the merge function has a habit of telling me to fuck off when the two (or more) threads in question get beyond a certain size, as was the case here. Although I can open your Nigger thread and move it to the Trashcan if you like?

[The Methematician]

Originally Posted by Slave of the Beast

.....Although I can open your Nigger thread and move it to the Trashcan if you like?

NOOO !!!!! Please don't.

That's the worst humiliation a thread can get. If you can ... please at least move to vogon, which they now call original works.