JOOSE increases alcohol content to 12%

[Intoxicated Shaman]

Made a great discovery today. I used to think all they sold were 9.9% Joose but today I found out the cans are now 12%. To getting slightly more intoxicated.

[meta]

Congratulations...

[InspiredByMe]

JOOSE is a kiddie drink.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Haha they can't touch Four Loko anyway. I Bet that shit tastes even worse now. But hooray for getting blackout drunk for like $7.50. At least for your escapist ass. Me? I do it all for Christ.

[Dr. Awkward]

Cool I guess, but I'd rather not get drunk than drink JOOSE

[T.K. Baha]

Now we will here about even more high school kids in car accidents.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

The rise of Joose/Four Loko scares me. People don't really realize that 3 oz of that shit is almost like taking a shot of vodka, and the cans are like 24 oz.

Plus it goes down easier than anything. That shit had me in the slammer a couple times.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

haha have fun OP

[Rizzo in a box]

fuck all those energy drink/booze mixes. do it right and mix your booze with cocaine or meth, not caffeine & shitty herbs.

[Professor Oak]

JOOSE gives me the shits.

[Oink The Pig]

Why the fuck would anyone drink shit like this... stupid ass b1tch


if you wanna get drunk you drink... if you need a kick you drink some redbull.. thats it, mix it with something if you want. but only a moran would buy alcohol energy drinks

[virgil caine]

my freind was looking for this shit the other day i coudlent find it it seemed gross from the way he described tho

[a334jv2df]

That shit is disgusting. Four Loko dehydrates me like no other and produces the absolute WORST hangover ever. If I want to stim up when I'm drunk I'll go get some coke. No need to adulterate my alcohol drink with caffeine and other shitty natural stims

[jator]

They still have the 9.9% JOOSE I'm pretty certain. They just came out with some higher alcohol content shit to compete with 4 lokos.

I remember drinking that shit before anyone seemed to know about it. I guess homeless people just know their shit when it comes to drinking.

[Joe Camel]

Originally Posted by Oink The Pig

Why the fuck would anyone drink shit like this...

Because you can get blackout drunk on like $5 and if you don't like the taste of alcohol.

[Lulzar]

JOOSE is the most disgusting thing on the planet.

[Joe Camel]

Joose really doesn't taste that bad. You guys say it like you would rather have satans piss.

[Erorr]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

The rise of Joose/Four Loko scares me. People don't really realize that 3 oz of that shit is almost like taking a shot of vodka, and the cans are like 24 oz.

Plus it goes down easier than anything. That shit had me in the slammer a couple times.

lol wut?

[mr.blunt]

Fuck this Joose shit. I'm happy they don't sell it here.

[Erorr]

Originally Posted by mr.blunt

Fuck this Joose shit. I'm happy they don't sell it here.

The only issue I see with it is having a gut full of energy drink. Like a tiny red bull is enough to have sugar pouring from your esophagus. I dont wanna knock back a hundred ounces of this sludge.

If anything I bet it'd be a nice chaser if you threw a serious amount of rum into it.


Mmmmmm , Rum

[mr.blunt]

Originally Posted by Erorr

The only issue I see with it is having a gut full of energy drink. Like a tiny red bull is enough to have sugar pouring from your esophagus. I dont wanna knock back a hundred ounces of this sludge.

If anything I bet it'd be a nice chaser if you threw a serious amount of rum into it.


Mmmmmm , Rum

They do sell Rockstar Vodka here, which college chicks just fucking flock to. But you're right, drinking that much alcohol along with that much energy drink is just fucking foul. I'd take horse piss malt liquor over this shit anyday.


Mmm, Rum indeed

[Dream of the iris]

Freshmen and hobos drink Joose...

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by Joe Camel

Because you can get blackout drunk on like $5

i'm assuming that's 2 24 OZ cans? idk i've never seen this shit. but if you get black out drunk on 2 24s of malt liquor/whatever this shit is you're a pussy

[HuffRaid]

I drink earthquake lager, 12%.


2.88 ounces of EtOH in each can, 2 cans WILL get you fucking hammered and its 3.70 something for two cans. compare that to a four-pack of 16 ounce natty ice, same price.

and it doesn't taste too bad if you get it to 32f.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

i'm assuming that's 2 24 OZ cans? idk i've never seen this shit. but if you get black out drunk on 2 24s of malt liquor/whatever this shit is you're a pussy

it's 12%, 24oz. drink 3 and you'll black out.

Go get some.

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

it's 12%, 24oz. drink 3 and you'll black out.

Go get some.

never seen the shit. this dude was talkin about it the other day though. i'll have to test that 3 can black out theory

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

never seen the shit. this dude was talkin about it the other day though. i'll have to test that 3 can black out theory

lol you'll at least be fucked up as shit.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

never seen the shit. this dude was talkin about it the other day though. i'll have to test that 3 can black out theory

Your finna be fucked up

[T.K. Baha]

Yeah you sure won't black out after 3 cans if you've drank before but it will get you drunk and probably sick.

[Erorr]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

lol you'll at least be fucked up as shit.

72 ounces of energy drink .... mmmmmmm


If your gonna get a boner over the alcohol content being 12% just go drink wine from a box

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by Erorr

72 ounces of energy drink .... mmmmmmm


If your gonna get a boner over the alcohol content being 12% just go drink wine from a box

dude, i've drank 2-3 of these no problem before. energy drinks don't do shit. certainly they aren't gonna negate a BAC of like .28 which is conservative if you drink 3 of these in like 4 hours. it has nothing to do with how badass you are, it just fucks ya up.

[Erorr]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

dude, i've drank 2-3 of these no problem before. energy drinks don't do shit. certainly they aren't gonna negate a BAC of like .28 which is conservative if you drink 3 of these in like 4 hours. it has nothing to do with how badass you are, it just fucks ya up.

Theres no argument here about them not being cool or not. It's just thats alot of sugar water. They do you get sloshed yeah but It's easier to find a better deal and a better product. Half gallons of vodka are 11.99 here , You can grab 5 liters of wine for 10 bucks , 6 packs of pints are 3.50. Why choose the syrupy gnarly gimmick hooch.

[Clover]

Originally Posted by Dr. Awkward

Cool I guess, but I'd rather not get drunk than drink JOOSE

This, this and this.

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

The rise of Joose/Four Loko scares me. People don't really realize that 3 oz of that shit is almost like taking a shot of vodka, and the cans are like 24 oz.

Plus it goes down easier than anything. That shit had me in the slammer a couple times.

Can't handle your joose? .


I think they've always been at 12%...I remember years ago the one and only time I ever had that nasty bull shit, I got the cans that were 12% but they had 9% too. I think I bought 3 cans, drank 2 and had the worst vomits ever...and I had a good alcohol tolerance, it was the flavoring and the alcohol, just did not sit well on m stomach at all...

[Zay]

I like dark teas, dark coffees, and a beer with a strong taste. four lokos/joose makes me want to puke because it's too sweet.

[adhesive tape]

Originally Posted by Pharaohfentanyl

That shit is disgusting. Four Loko dehydrates me like no other and produces the absolute WORST hangover ever. If I want to stim up when I'm drunk I'll go get some coke. No need to adulterate my alcohol drink with caffeine and other shitty natural stims

This. Two big Sparks cans had me getting a bit of a buzz, but made my stomach kill that night and the worst headache (most likely from the sugar/caffeine).

[Lord hang man]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

The rise of Joose/Four Loko scares me.

[T.K. Baha]

Originally Posted by Cloudcat

JOOSE?

Joos?

Jews?

The jews probably are responsible for joose.

Holy shit! My suspicion was right!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joose

"Joose is a US alcoholic energy drink introduced by United Brands Co. in 2007."


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eli_M._Black

"Eli M. Black (April 9, 1921 – February 3, 1975) was a Jewish-American businessman who controlled the United Brands Company.[1] His son, Leon Black, is a founding member of private equity firm Apollo Management."

Holy crap! I've never drinking that zionist fucking jew water again. I should have figured with their viral marketing and vile product that it was a scheme by the jews to kill us gentiles.

[electric wizard]

Originally Posted by Oink The Pig

if you need a kick you drink some redbull.. thats it, mix it with something if you want. but only a moran would buy alcohol energy drinks

Indeed! Mix liquor and energy drinks, but dont buy liquor energy drinks
How did that contradiction not hit you like a sack of fucking bricks? Its all contained in one sentence too.

Originally Posted by Oink The Pig

if you wanna get drunk you drink...

Ohhhhhhhhh.


I hate Joose, but your posts make me want to head their next ad campaign

[T.K. Baha]