So, I approached a girl at the gym.

[Nitronick]

• At the gym, leg day
• Middle of my workout, doing lunges next to the squat rack
• Some cute girl approaches to do some squats in the squat rack, glances at me smiling
• She has short shorts, does her squatz, perfect technique, 10/10 ass
• I drop my lunges, approach her while she's ATG, totally invading private space
• She finishes her rep, goes 'what the hell?!' while trying to rack the barbell
• I hold the barbell so she can't put it back on the rack
• Proceed to dryhump her
• I want to fuck
• I am a snake
• I am a duck
• Alpha as fuck

[Instigator]

[King of the world]

perfect technique

Rippetoe cocksucker.

[Death Snuggle]

What happened to all the good trolls???

[johnplywd]

I bet you got maced big time

[Death Snuggle]

Originally Posted by johnplywd

I bet you got maced big time

My thought is that he is now suffering from a concussion from the barbell she struck him upside the head with for not letting her putting it back and acting like retarded tool.

[johnplywd]

Originally Posted by Death Snuggle

My thought is that he is now suffering from a concussion from the barbell she struck him upside the head with for not letting her putting it back and acting like retarded tool.

She probably freak out when he started dry humping her and let loose with some Chuck Norris bullshit on him

[Death Snuggle]

Yeah, the only reason she was smiling was because she was trying not to burst out laugh at him struggling to squat just the bar.

[Jesus Stamos]

Am I the only one who thought that was awesome?

[underOATH]

she wants to fuck.

[psycho_8b]

Meh, this sucks compared to your last few.

0/10.