Eating Cinnamon, and Other (Impossilbe) Food Challenges

[TheAtomiser]

Last night, I ate exactly one third of this toy car, which we got from a Kinder Egg -



Myself and two other drunken friends thought it would be a funny idea, so we smashed up the thing with a jar of pasta, and ate the small plastic pieces washed down with beer and whiskey.

I still havent figured out if I'm going to shit out the parts, or they will get lodged in my stomach, or what.

Time shall tell.

[Vizier]

Snorted vicks tea.

Ate live insects.

Ate moldy cheese which made me puke.

[Cliche Guevara]

This guy in the army taught me how to eat grasshoppers properly so you don't end up eating shit just tasty bug protein.

You get a grasshopper, the bigger the better and you crack it vertically (much like you crack a blunt) and this grey goop comes out, this is what you eat and for the most part it is tasteless.

[Vizier]

Well, actually the ones I ate tasted like grass or dry leaves. Yeah I've tasted those too.

[Hammer Tank]

Originally Posted by TheAtomiser

lol, wtf were you thinking. it would be cool if there were little wheels in your shit

[Monkmaster]

Originally Posted by TheAtomiser

Last night, I ate exactly one third of this toy car, which we got from a Kinder Egg -

That would be hilarious if you ate the whole thing and it came out fully assembled.

[Illegal Immigrant]

Try chugging a bottle of syrup


We made some guy do this one night for 5 bucks. He actualy did. but we smoked a blunt afterwords and he threw up after 1 hit.

[EssJay]

Originally Posted by Hammer Tank

lol, wtf were you thinking. it would be cool if there were little wheels in your shit

I laughed so fucking hard at that. Imagine, a turd that could drive off.

[Echidna]

I ate a jar of peanut butter with a spoon in one sitting. That was pretty awful. Like a jar of pickle juice, I could chug the shit out of. Going shot for shot on a bottle of anything (this makes diners fun), like ketchup, mustard, syrup, heavy creme. It takes balls to kill a bottle or two. I'd say drinking a carton of heavy creme is the hardest thing to keep down.

Also if you pour vinegar on raw pork chops, maggots will come out. Try and keep those down.

[Yggdrasil]

Originally Posted by mr.blunt

Once, a couple years ago, I was reading the Guinness record book for 200X and I read the record for eating 3 crackers in under 30 seconds or a minute, whatever the record was. I just casually mentioned to my mom that the record seemed kind of bullshit, and she went and grabbed three crackers and ate them in like 20 seconds, shattering the record. But nobody witnessed it other than us and really, nobody gives a fuck. But it is hard to do, I can't do it and fuck have I tried.

Someone clear this up for me: Are we talking about the little 1" by 1" crackers?

[Vizier]

Originally Posted by EssJay

I laughed so fucking hard at that. Imagine, a turd that could drive off.

Vroom vroom doing 360s in the toilet rim lol.

[Who's Got The Crack?]

Originally Posted by Yggdrasil

Someone clear this up for me: Are we talking about the little 1" by 1" crackers?

this

[Rodrat]

Originally Posted by Σnigma

My friend and I had the nerve to try drinking a gallon of milk (each) in one hour. If you want a method for feeling like shit, this is the recommended method. It doesn't help that milk tastes like straight shit, especially since you have to use white milk. So about halfway through the milk, twenty minutes has passed, and I"m so bloated I just shove my fist in my mouth to make myself throw up; I have no gag reflex. So then I try the eat-a-tablespoon-of-cinnamon challenge, and what a load of fun that is. Try it. Go ahead. Its great fun dry-heaving, with cinnamon in every fucking nook and cranny of your mouth.


You ever tried any stupid food challenges like that? Anything you can recommend that is still justifiably safe?

I think we're doing shots of Tabasco next week.

i tried both
a gallon of milk in an hour is easy, the real challenge is ten minutes, anyone can easy do it in an hour.

i got the cinnamon in my eye somehow when i tried it
not fun

[Dickhead]

Originally Posted by xilikeeggs0

I drank a spoonful of soy sauce on a dare once. That's about it.

Wow, was it a double dare? That's pretty fucking hardcore.

[mr.blunt]

Originally Posted by Yggdrasil

Someone clear this up for me: Are we talking about the little 1" by 1" crackers?

Well, I think they're bigger than an inch, but not much. Just the standard saltine or soda crackers, whatever you call them.

[Doctor Butt]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Guerilla

when i was 13 I ate a entire cup full of ground nutmeg

It was so bad, but i mixed it with pudding to mask the taste

It didn't get me high but it made me look extremely high for 24hrs, blood shot eyes to the extreme

Haha, exactly the same for me. I was 13 and I didn't realise that a few nutmegs would become such a large amount when ground up. Worst thing is, it didn't do shit

I haven't tried it, but I remember reading the text file back in the good ole days when totse was around, eating two bananas and drinking a can of sprite? Supposed to cause nasty chemical reaction inside you and cause mushed up, tangy banana to come streaming out of your nose and mouth. Anyone ever do this?

[EssJay]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Vroom vroom doing 360s in the toilet rim lol.

Someone does it up with spinners and a subwoofer. And don't forget the rack and penut steering.

[mr.blunt]

Originally Posted by Doctor Butt

Haha, exactly the same for me. I was 13 and I didn't realise that a few nutmegs would become such a large amount when ground up. Worst thing is, it didn't do shit

I haven't tried it, but I remember reading the text file back in the good ole days when totse was around, eating two bananas and drinking a can of sprite? Supposed to cause nasty chemical reaction inside you and cause mushed up, tangy banana to come streaming out of your nose and mouth. Anyone ever do this?

Haha, I remember that text file. I'd always tell my friends to eat two bananas and then chug a bottle of sprite and they'd feel high. I never managed to convince any of them though.