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Old 04-18-2010, 05:21 PM
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Dog treats/meat laced with Potassium Cyanide.

The dose to kill a man is about 200-300mg, and you can easily fit that amount into several treats or some other sort of food.

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Old 04-18-2010, 05:41 PM
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I recently had some FUCKING TERRIBLE strep throat...

it guess that's what I get for running out of Xylitol.
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Old 04-18-2010, 05:49 PM
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I recently had some FUCKING TERRIBLE strep throat...

it guess that's what I get for running out of Xylitol.
That's it then...

Buy a pack of Xylitol (sold for weight-less shit, fuck trying to feed the dog gum); and contaminate some food with a few grams of it. Have the dog eat it, and it'l be lights out for doggy.
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:02 PM
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The Fred Meyer's by my house sells the 2lb canisters by Emerald Forest for $18
http://shop.emeraldforestxylitol.com...orante-2lb.htm
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:13 PM
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I recently had some FUCKING TERRIBLE strep throat...

it guess that's what I get for running out of Xylitol.
Good idea. Thanks.
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Old 04-18-2010, 11:16 PM
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Just feed it some chocolate and it will die.
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Old 04-18-2010, 11:44 PM
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Good grief, I really hope at least one of the 20 or so "guests" constantly looking at this section is a cop. It doesn't sound like you've tried every possible way to shut it up. You haven't even said anything about it for a year, how much could it be bothering you? Sounds like you just want to kill a little dog...
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Old 04-19-2010, 02:25 AM
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This is bad ideas, take your morals elsewhere. This thread is no worse than the how can you kill someone without getting caught thread OR the rape thread. If you have such high morals then maybe you should be in church not browsing bad ideas.
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:00 AM
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Please keep in mind that the 'poison' need to be in a form that can get thrown over the fence.
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Let a poisonous snake go in their yard while the dog is out. It will most likely fuck with the snake and get its ass bit
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Dog treats/meat laced with Potassium Cyanide.

The dose to kill a man is about 200-300mg, and you can easily fit that amount into several treats or some other sort of food.

Get it from an out of town jeweler for restoring a gold ring.
This.
What the fuck. Get it over and done with already OP.
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Old 04-20-2010, 04:12 PM
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You might consider this as it is sure to be much less expensive than the fines if you get caught, not to mention the karmic cost.

http://www.ultimatebarkcontrol.com/ds_ultimate.htm
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Old 04-20-2010, 07:14 PM
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You might consider this as it is sure to be much less expensive than the fines if you get caught, not to mention the karmic cost.

http://www.ultimatebarkcontrol.com/ds_ultimate.htm
i dunno why but i thought of noise cancelling headphones after reading that

anyway killing the fucker seems more fun.

OP if you dont wana kill it couldn't you just get the owners to buy one of em muzzleguard things? stops them from even opening their mouth
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:48 AM
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It's obvious you haven't done much about it i.e. contacting council, animal control as you say. You probably haven't even spoken to the neighbours face to face about it either.

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Old 04-22-2010, 08:13 PM
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To the people who say chocolate, although it does kill many dogs it doesn't kill all dogs, some are immune.
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:18 PM
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Get wild vicious dog
starve it
realese it on dog when owners take it walk
end of your problem
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Old 08-19-2010, 09:23 AM
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Hi everyone,
I just had to let you know how helpful all of this has been.
A couple of weeks ago I "Googled" how to poison a dog and up came this thread and before someone chimes up who has never had to deal with this problem says I should first have reported it to the authorities or spoken to the owner should note that a person with a constantly barking dog does not hear it themselves so "What problem?" These owners are selfish and thoughtless people with no concern to anyone else. Anyway in one answer was a link to foods that are harmful to dogs,. I read it with great interest but disapointment was in store, how do you get a neighbours dog to ingest garlic, tobacco, onions, string out of choice?
Next day in the supermarket still pondering the list, grapes, apple pips, chocolate. Chocolate I thought, yes, that should be easy but how much is it going to cost, how effective is it when used alone? Did I have to wait for it to die grossly overweight with a glossy coat after a heart attack? Then lo and behold in front of me were large packets of chocolate coated raisins. Raisins were included on the list so two in one and when you throw them over the fence if spotted you are giving the dog a treat and not being a dog owner how were you to know they were harmful and once on the ground the are not too obvious to notice, they look like rat turds.
This went on for several days, a large handfull over the fence each night but I was noticing little effect and this could be down to it sleeping more as it was for once being regularly fed.
One week ago whilst frying chicken I was about to pour off the fat in the pan thinking I wish I could force feed the fat to the dog, fat also on the list when I spotted my ball of garden twine. Letting the fat cool I cut a length of twine and soaked it in the fat and rolled it into a ball then for good measure unrolled it and mixed in crushed apple pips for good measure the re- rolled it. (Apple pips contain a small amount of cyanide) That night over the fence it went along with chocolate raisins.
I continued wit the raisins for several days even though the situation had improved, for me and the rest of my neighbours anyway.
Now ten days later and I can confirm there is no longer a nuisance dog.
I cannot confirm my actions attributed to it's untimely demise but I like to think I somehow helped restore peace and harmony to my community.
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Old 08-19-2010, 10:48 PM
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Best , safest thing to do is try to let it go or take it off. You would get caught trying to kill it the same as letting it go probably. The dog prolly barks because its living with some ftards. wait for some thunderstorms and open all the gates. or tote him away.
I have a similiar problem with my neighbor but in this case, they neglect the dog and I want to save it! Im trying to find it a new home
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Old 08-23-2010, 08:51 AM
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buy a gram of coke or a bundle of dope and mix in some choclate, who the fuck is gonna think you fed him some drugs honestly, dogs could eat anything especially since they eat their own shit sometimes. or get a dog whistle?
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See if your municipality has any noise laws specific to pets, then simply call the police and ask for the owners to be fined under that law. If you can afford to, seek the assistance of a lawyer specializing in local bylaw and see if they have any recommendations.
Wow, that's actually really helpful and sensible.
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:34 AM
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Lace some nice juicy meat with poison and chuck it into their yard (do this at night, and not from your own property.)
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:56 AM
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He's an attention-seeker and hasn't actually done and won't do it.

Thread is over.
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:06 AM
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He's an attention-seeker and hasn't actually done and won't do it.

Thread is over.
She already killed it.
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:22 AM
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Antifreeze? Dogs usually find it irresistibly sweet even though it kills the shit out of them. Maybe poinsettias, but I forget which that is toxic to, cats or dogs?
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i would fuck around with the neighbors first. seemming like the person that cant talk to peoples faces, i suggest feeding the dog alvocado, because it makes them shit dierrirea and vomit everywhere, making the ones responsible for the nuicance accountable. Also just blow a dog whistle at the dog to fuck with it.
Buy a bunch of rats and let them lose in the yard.
but make it entertaining, i like the idea of letting another dog in the yard.
give the dog shrooms. If the mushroom itself doesnt kill them, itll trip balls and be funny.
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:34 AM
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solution is obvious throw a tasty piece of meat with potent poison of your choice over the fence near the dog eventually they will eat it. no one will know
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:53 AM
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What happened with the dog did shadylady kill it?
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Wow! This thread is still going, huh! Amazing!

I just came to request any of the members who were on here when I was modding it go to this thread and give your opinion of how well this board was managed by me before I had to quit because of the actions of a few corrupt members within the administration. If you think I did a shitty job, say so. If you think I did a good job, say so. There are some people who attempting to rewrite history, and I'd like to set that record straight if possible. Thanks guys/gals.

https://bbs.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=129638
This has nothing to do with poisoning, killing or dogs. Fuck off.

I cant remember if i already posted in here and im too lazy to check. Im sure its been said a million times, just throw some food with poison in it over the fence when the dogs outside. He will eat it. Simple as that. You wont get caught you pussy. They have no proof.
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This has nothing to do with poisoning, killing or dogs. Fuck off.

I cant remember if i already posted in here and im too lazy to check. Im sure its been said a million times, just throw some food with poison in it over the fence when the dogs outside. He will eat it. Simple as that. You wont get caught you pussy. They have no proof.
I thought it was better to make a single post than make a new thread for it and clutter up the facing page. Also, I chose this thread because the topic has pretty well been discussed to death and the thread should have died long ago anyways. Bad Ideas has been unmoderated since the 17th of last month, so I really don't think a single post or two is going to hurt very much at this point. Don't cry, Winter. Everything's going to be OK. I promise.

As for this thread, I would say the best way to poison a dog would be to use a method which would look totally natural to the owner. That way the dog will be dead and nobody will even be looking for a killer. For example, if you check the dog owner's garbage to see what kind of dog food the dog is being given, let's say chicken, you could take some heavily infected chicken meat and mix it in with his chicken dinner... then the owner will just think he must have gotten a bad can of chicken dog food. If the dog is eating beef dog food, mix some heavily infected beef in there.
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They will just get another dog dipshit. Dogs are free.
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Hmm, is Dr Fido Death ShadyLady? Their post styles don't seem to match(did a search for all posts).

Regardless, the dog's definitely dead:

https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost....0&postcount=21

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You can try that but I bet he'll still do it. Asshole disregard authority. Bozo reported his neighbors to animal control like 15 times & they STILL wouldn't keep the dog quiet. I never asked Bozo what happened but w/e I'm at his house, it's very quiet. It appears the neighbors dog isn't there anymore.
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Liquitox like i had mentioned long time ago would have done it that evening...

ah well
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Hey, this thread really does come up when you search for "how to poison a dog."

It's good to know that we're going to help so many people that want to murder an animal and that we might get some of them to stick around.
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