So yeah, this weird ass dream (Weird; Long maybe)

[Treefingers.s]

My dream felt like it was an hour long, and it was fucking weird.

Here goes:

I was playing around in this massive playground, and I saw this kid on a longboard, skating the playground. I was like, "huh, cool" and decided to get one for myself. I skated the playground for a while, and then I went to do something bigger. There was this HUGE steep roll in that was really rugged. I said, "Whatever, I did this on my skateboard already", and I remembered a while ago in my dream that I happened to barely make it down because of missing pieces of the ground. So I go down, and then I stop and look around me. Cars are leaving in a rush and I look out into the dark, blue sky. There was shitloads of lines that were actually lighting bolts. I asked for a ride, but no one stopped for me. I grabbed one of the cars and it turns into a little girl on a bicycle. I help her up and me and this random guy run with her (She wasn't on her bicycle) and we said "keep running no matter what". We passed a street that had lightning bolts hitting every single direction you could think of, and I got fucking freaked out so I ran in a different direction. Before I know it, I got hit by a lightning bolt. I fell to the ground, thinking "Am I dead? Did I just die? Is this what death feels like?" and I start fading out... I then wake up (I'm still in my dream) and it's dark. I feel a lot of air hitting my back, then I realize that I am free falling to the ground. I see a few skyscrapers off in the distance, and then I think about turning around to see my landing. When I turn around, I hear "How does it look this way?" from some scary voice and I see the ground and a building with a las vegas sign and right when I am going to hit the ground, I pull a string that I thought was a parachute, and then suddenly my fall stopped. I saw a bunch of vans with numbers on them, and somehow I think of the devil. I wake up in a store (lol once again I wake up) and Everyone is talking about how females are messed up because of barbie, because barbie makes girls feel like shit and what-not. This guy is fighting this other guy, and I beat the shit out of the guy who won, and then I woke up.


It felt so real.

Can anyone tell me wtf?

[Sir Thomas Gayfa]

i had a string of strange dreams in the course of about a week

dream 1:

there was a beautiful woman dressed in red in my bed. it was assumed we were going to fuck. as it was about to happen i say to her "i have to brush my teeth" i leave my room and the dream ended

dream 2:

i was walking on a long dirt road that seemed to go on into infinity. on either side of the road was lots of green vegetation and it was pretty beautiful. i came to a sign and a tree and on the sign it said something along the lines of "road of the aztecs" or "the aztec road" or some shit like that. i proceded to vandalize the sign by carving a horse into it. i then felt the presence of a supernatural godlike being visiting me and it had a name. the name was Jupita. spelled j u p i t a. i knew how to spell it in my dream. there was no dialogue between me and jupita, i only felt it near me

dream 3:

i got banned from an irc channel. end of dream

dream 4:

i was in alaska and there was a big game hunting contest between a bunch of poachers and i was one of them. the rules were easy - shoot anything and bring it back. during the hunt i came to an old abandoned barn and was looking out a window trying to find something to kill. i saw fucking bigfoot and was shooting at it over and over again with my rifle but my rounds were entirely innefective and it just walked off. when i exited the barn i saw an adolescent chimpanzee and i murdered it in cold blood. i drug its corpse back to town on a highway. when i got there everyone was extremely offended that i killed a baby chimpanzee and i was made a pariah.

[Im Bored]

I want a tl;dr

[Treefingers.s]

Originally Posted by Cloudcat

Or at least some paragraphs.

I mean, I read it anyway, but paragraphs woulda been nice.

My analysis: sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I never really believed that dreams have much bearing on psychoanalysis anyway.

Probably didn't help, but that's my take on the matter in any case.

I'm sorry about the cigars..

But seriously, my life changed after I had that dream. My life changed A LOT. I can't even face the future anymore. I don't know what will happen. My dreams/goals are simply fading away... but that won't stop me from achieving them. Nothing in this world will change my mind.

TL;DR (for the dream)

I got hit by lighting, died and faded out, woke up falling from the sky and hit the ground, thought of the devil, and then woke up in a store with people talking about how badly barbie fucks with girls at a young age, and I beat the shit out of someone.

Lightning reminds me of god. Falling from the sky is making me think that I fell from heaven. Now I'm thinking I am in hell or something like that. The question is, what did I do?

[Ambient]

Cool

[Erorr]

My dreams are usually related to some goonies or stand by me premise.


Sometimes i even have re enactments of certain scenes but with my friends and settings


Beyond that i fall alot in my dreams , that feeling is burnt into my mind

And sometimes i will have an occasional lucid dream but there rare

[Stock Market Anomalies]

Your dreams don't mean shit unless you analyze them and make something of them then proceed to use that to change your life its all in your head stfu and come up something creative and lifechanging.

[Treefingers.s]

Originally Posted by Mcrjtn

Your dreams don't mean shit unless you analyze them and make something of them then proceed to use that to change your life its all in your head stfu and come up something creative and lifechanging.

English... Please sir... may I have some English?

[Stock Market Anomalies]

Originally Posted by Treefingers

English... Please sir... may I have some English?

YOu're fucking stypif

[Treefingers.s]

Originally Posted by Mcrjtn

YOu're fucking stypif

lolol

[Leonidas]

I haven't dreamt in fucking months

[Shishananee]

I'm always killing people in my dreams, or getting killed by other people.

Always so violent. The only ones I can remember for an hour after I wake up usually are...