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Old 10-08-2010, 01:50 PM
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Take a class in Trollharderlini Yoga.
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I got close once, I could feel all my atoms vibrating and the light of the Universe beaming into my my very core, but then the phone rang and broke my concentration.
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Then go to a place where there are no phones?
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Then go to a place where there are no phones?
Then will I achieve spiritual enlightenment?
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Then will I achieve spiritual enlightenment?
It won't give you a kick in the balls every time you're half way there.
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Smoke DMT.
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Old 10-08-2010, 02:49 PM
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Get a book called "On becoming an alchemist"...it's a really neat read. Just be ready to question life a whole lot more.
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:18 PM
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Stay up for 48 hours playing Minecraft.
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:30 PM
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Old 10-08-2010, 06:26 PM
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Stay up for 48 hours playing Minecraft.
^^^ This is the best way.

Really though, to learn anything you need to take 3 things into account

Technique, consistency, guidance.


Heady techniques like white dot exercises and other astral projection techniques require a LOT of energy. Without grounding that energy through the rest of the chakras, the dissipation could be detrimental.

Are you in good health? Do you eat well? Do you get along well with your family? Please don't tell me. Just remember that.

Timothy Leary's 8 circuit brain model describe how the chakras/circuits/nerve plexuses/endocrine system function and malfunction together. Some people want to start by seeing God or getting thrown into the endless expanse of loving light or other experiences that have been described.

Start from the ground up.
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Smoke DMT.
Definitely this.
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:02 PM
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DMT is not going to cause spiritual enlightenment, it really only sends you in to the "astral"/spirit world/ whatever...just because you are sent there does not mean you are enlightened. What you see must come from within yourself and you have to want to have it. However...DMT is a very neat tool in learning about ones self...It's rather easy to be tricked by things you encounter when on it, so care is needed.
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BY "Univeral consciousness," I asume OP means what most folks call God. Now God is not some deity stting up on a cloud somewhere, but rather the spark of divinity that resides within us all. Jesus referred to this when he said "The kingdom of God is within you."

To access this, simply open up your mind, relax, and float downstream. (Hmmm--I seem to have encountered that phrase before somewhere. . . . .) Ahem.

Seriously, ladies and germs, it is rather easy to contact God and get advice from him/her/it/them/whatever. The hard part is following it.

In my experience--which goes back over half a century--drugs hinder more than they help.
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It helps if you have an only organic vegetarian diet. No junk fogging up your physical self. Then meditate like crazy and soon enough it will happen. Maybe in an isolated wooded area. Make sure it's only you
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After 5 years of extreme immersion into the ways of kundalini and pranyama
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I think it has something to do with inhibiting what we may call regular consciousness. I think this "universal consciousness" is what Jung called the unconscious. There are many methods of achieving that state.
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I think it has something to do with inhibiting what we may call regular consciousness. I think this "universal consciousness" is what Jung called the unconscious. There are many methods of achieving that state.
Like simply being and doing it well?
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