I'm have serious diarrhoea and it's horrible

[Dr Z Tream]

I've pooped (although perhaps sprayed would be a more appropriate word) about seven times already today and it's only 2.30. This is ridiculous. My ass hole is proper sore and I think there is more on the way.

Worst thing is I have a date tonight with that emo chick and she will be pretty weirded out if I'm running off to the john ever ten minutes.

My life sucks.

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

Eat 20 boiled eggs, that should clog you up good and proper.

[Dr Z Tream]

The shitty grammar in this threads title reflects the state of my toilet.

[Ihaveafatcock]

lol cumstream

[Mr.Happy]

A handful of jalapenos and six pints of Guinness will sort you out.

[Shrike]

No, you want to drink a couple of bottles of milk of magnesia.

[Reefer]

Originally Posted by Dr Z Tream

I have a date tonight with that emo chick.

Originally Posted by Dr Z Tream

My life sucks.

I see....

[loose fur]

bitches don't know bout comin off dilaudid. I plugged the toilet in the county and had to personally clean it out with a garbage bag and 1 glove. apparently I missed because someone I know was in my cell bout 3 weeks later and there was shit behind the toilet. Given the industrial sucking power of the things thats impressive although they are a little small "hole in the bottom-wise" (wtf is that called?).

someone I know always say "shitting through the eye of a needle"

[Bleeding Kansas]

You have crohn's disease. Make funeral preparations, and say your final goodbyes.

[loose fur]

Originally Posted by Bleeding Kansas

You have crohn's disease. Make funeral preparations, and say your final goodbyes.

my uncles had that for like 10 years and is alive, just fucked up on painkillers and various other things all the time. Luckily he lives in canada AND used to work in a hospital. Hasn't worked in bout 10 years if not longer and still has a house

[FrY]

Butt plug might help.

Dams hold water.....

[sAINT]

opiate withdrawals.

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Originally Posted by sAINT

buttsecs withdrawals.

fixed

[constantinople]

is it so watery that you could shit through a screen door and not hit a wire?

[virgil caine]

lol sometimes its fun but only for the first shit

like filling the toilet with a pile of mud it makes me lol

[Dr Z Tream]

Originally Posted by loose fur

bitches don't know bout comin off dilaudid. I plugged the toilet in the county and had to personally clean it out with a garbage bag and 1 glove. apparently I missed because someone I know was in my cell bout 3 weeks later and there was shit behind the toilet. Given the industrial sucking power of the things thats impressive although they are a little small "hole in the bottom-wise" (wtf is that called?).

someone I know always say "shitting through the eye of a needle"

I got no idea what the fuck you just said.

Originally Posted by TrustedDr.Watson

is it so watery that you could shit through a screen door and not hit a wire?

I've never shat anything so watery. There is no solid component to my stool.

But anyway, went on that date last night so had a couple of drinks. Managed to hold in the poop for the entire time but as soon as I got home I dominated the john something bad.

Sadly, the emo chick wasn't with me. She got drunk and broke down in the middle of the pub and started crying about the fact that her father left her, her foster parents abandoned her, her sister ignores her and her best friend doesn't talk to her. It was pretty embarrassing. Don't think I'll be seeing her again.

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

Originally Posted by Dr Z Tream

Sadly, the emo chick wasn't with me. She got drunk and broke down in the middle of the pub and started crying about the fact that her father left her, her foster parents abandoned her, her sister ignores her and her best friend doesn't talk to her. It was pretty embarrassing. Don't think I'll be seeing her again.

You fool, she was weak, vulnerable, easy pray, why didn't you pounce?

[Instigator]

[loose fur]

Originally Posted by Dr Z Tream

I got no idea what the fuck you just said.

opiates pwn bowels. when you do them they bind you up and you can't shit, cept when you go an extended period without doing them, feel the symptoms of sickness and everything that was in your bowels gets emptied like theirs a garden hose spigot coming outta yer ass.

teh moar u know!