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[Pancake]

[Pain killer]

The way you presented that information made my brain hurt and then I cried a little

[Iskalla]

Are they goregrind song lyrics or something?

[Iskalla]

You wrote this yourself? It's pretty cool, evokes some vivid mental images.

[ReigN]

someone post the sweater story now so we can all have our minds blown again.

the one where the guy keeps his wife/daughters carcass after he kills them both or something.

This is A+ though.

[Ihaveafatcock]

you can also lube toasters up with butter and stick your cock in one. unless your me and have a fat cock