Fuck I'm so mad at you fucking CUNTS. MOTHERFUCKERS, DIE DIE DIE!

The Flux Capacitard · #1 11-19-2010, 08:00 PM

Not really, but I need to say that the active userbase of Zoklet is comprised of around thirty unique, interesting, and intelligent posters who, unfortunately, are offset by about a hundred slack-jawed cretins and retards.

I'll drop in again in another couple of years to see who else has smartened up. Unfortunately, I fully expect to see some of the same people I knew on totse a decade ago, still wasting their fucking lives making threads about imaginary sexual encounters with the opposite gender or scamming free cheeseburgers from McDonald's.

There are a few of you here that I think are probably brilliant people in your personal lives. The rest of you are the dregs of society, and should pound some Jimmy Dean up that ass.

Fuck ya'll very much, and thanks for listening.

^^ Cooking instructions for the average Zoklet user.

Step One: Remove from plastic packaging.
Step Two: Heat in microwave on HIGH for 1 1/2 minutes.
Step Three: Insert into anus, post pics on Zoklet.

Twin Gats · #2 11-19-2010, 09:15 PM

lol ur a bitch dude. talk all that shit. We are the majority and theres nothing you can do about it. So suck my balls dude. i bet ur like twice my age you old man. I bet you have wrinkles. faggot. If i ever see you in real life im gona stab you and then tell zoklet about it before going to prison i dont give a fuck ill do anything to put zoklet on the map cuz im down with this site and ur not so fuck off.

Pain killer · #3 11-19-2010, 09:20 PM

tl;dr

Vizier · #4 11-19-2010, 10:49 PM

Ironically the 2 dumbest posters on the entire site were the first ones to post in your thread man. It's a shame lots of the epic totseans moved on or seldom post anymore.

Pain killer · #5 11-19-2010, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Vizier

Ironically the 2 dumbest posters on the entire site were the first ones to post in your thread man. It's a shame lots of the epic totseans moved on or seldom post anymore.

Spic

King of the world · #6 11-19-2010, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Vizier

Ironically the 2 dumbest posters on the entire site were the first ones to post in your thread man. It's a shame lots of the epic totseans moved on or seldom post anymore.

Like we did in school, when someone wasn't there for a couple of days we'll assume they're dead.

Vizier · #7 11-19-2010, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Josef Mengele

Like we did in school, when someone wasn't there for a couple of days we'll assume they're dead.

Shit, we also did that too. Somehow everyone assumes someone died when they are gone for a while.

Killme · #8 11-20-2010, 12:22 AM

I find that opening the packaging only on one side then nuking it makes for a better jimmy dean sausage

takedrugs_killpeople · #9 11-20-2010, 12:24 AM

read the first couple sentences or so then after that; tl;dr.

good riddance fag glad i never really read any of your posts

LiquidIce · #10 11-20-2010, 11:11 AM

As sad as it would seem, those 30-50 people that actually post quality stuff here are the thing that's keepin' me here.

Sir Cornwell · #11 11-20-2010, 11:29 AM

Do youse browse individual forums or use the super-handy"New Posts" Button that resides ever-longingly straight up ^^^ in the Toolbar?

Though I sometimes go to a forum, I usually prefer to see all the new posts by using that button. As it is ever so much more convenient to see everything that might/might not interest me.

zecklips · #12 11-20-2010, 11:40 AM

The problem is more of "lack of coversation"; lately everything has just switched to random pics of nonsence. It's just most of our good posters have now gone scilent, or have left the site.

Sir Cornwell · #13 11-20-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by zecklips

The problem is more of "lack of coversation"; lately everything has just switched to random pics of nonsence. It's just most of our good posters have now gone scilent, or have left the site.

Or are preferring TV/games/drink/drugz.

THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT · #14 11-20-2010, 02:15 PM

there are 30 active users here?

Twin Gats · #15 11-20-2010, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Vizier

Ironically the 2 dumbest posters on the entire site were the first ones to post in your thread man. It's a shame lots of the epic totseans moved on or seldom post anymore.

Yeah fuck you you fuckin' wetback, this is our site now. Do something about it. Oh wait, you can't, cuz we are the majority.