trolling superstitious christians

[minor69ner]

Well a few months back this old lady showed me a picture of a statue from one of our local churches. It had what appeared to a purple orb in its hand which she claimed to be the eucharist (holy communion bread).

She said that a sunday school student took the picture and it turned out like that. I realized that it could have been photoshopped and got an idea.

In the next few days I'll snap a pic of a statue and maybe one of you can photoshop an orb or something like that in the picture. I'll mass email it to the clergy and see how scandalous it will get. Any thoughts on my plan? What should I say in the email?

[virgil caine]

better than an orb is the good old bleeding jesus or virgin mary and you dont even need any photoshop

just a bottle of ketchup a camera and a shrine outside a church

[Namaste]

That sounds like a hilarious idea.

[unstableasatable]

double image (dont scroll along flim) one with statue normal, the next with same staute but with your mate hinding behind it with his arms to the air

[minor69ner]

Can someone put Jesus' face that looks like a cloud in the clouds? You will get thanks.

[Mirana]

[minor69ner]

lol wut

[Bakayar]

Put saurons eye in there. You know, the evil flaming eye from lord of the rings? Bet that'll make 'em shit their pants.

[Parker Brother]

How's this?

[minor69ner]

Originally Posted by Parker Brother

How's this?

LOL thanks man that should work. I'll thank you in another thread.



Now I just need to think of what to say in my email...

[minor69ner]

Maybe a halo around it's head is more subtle and believable?

[Parker Brother]

Like this?

[minor69ner]

A little more transparent on the halo.

[Parker Brother]

Ok, how about 80% transparent?

[minor69ner]

Yea thats great!

[Parker Brother]

Cool. Glad I could help.

[Raptor Ribs]

Done and done.