Archived: The Scamming Prescriptions from Doctors Thread

[ShadyLady]

Originally Posted by gusboy

They will write you a script right there on the spot so you can make really painful faces while they are doing so to make them write something stronger (they're in a rush all the time so they are more likely to give you something good just to shut you up) and then you can take it to any pharmacy you want. They don't call anything in.

I agree with the internal bleeding thing sky, but I just dunno if they would give you anything good for an animal bite...I just don't have experience with bite wounds so I'm just spouting my opinion. Let us know what they say if you do go shady!

Thanks for the info. The bite really hurts, especially when I walk. It hurts even more when I walk up stairs. Fucking dog.

[skygear]

gusboy- i had been bitten by an 'officer dog' and had gotten away after kicking it. 2 days later and 50miles away I went in and they gave me Motrin! i waited and said the pain was really intense and a nurse came back with a a script for antibiotics, asked about my last tetnus shot and some good pain killers- but the name escapes me at the moment.

[ilovechronic]

Originally Posted by gusboy

Rob sees a family doctor because shrinks cost too much money. He has noticed that he has a lesser chance of being referred to a shrink if he makes sure his family doc knows that he is not depressed at all and is just suffering from anxiety and panic attacks. He also makes sure to mention that he just wants something to help with a panic attack when it occurs and not an everyday medicine. He said that normally doctors try to prescribe you Buspar, Librium, and Ativan at first because they are weak AKA shit medicine. Rob's panic attacks are something that has just recently started to occur "about a month ago" when he got a promotion at work that gives more stress. If he has had life-long anxiety then he would be referred to a shrink because it would indicate a chemical imbalance in his brain that needs correcting.

If Sally already has an appointment with a shrink then she should be very careful to not let him think that she has depression. Shrinks, in Rob's experience, are quick to slap depression meds on you that also "double" as anti-anxiety meds but they do not produce the same effects as Xanax. Xanax is to take when a panic attack occurs and gives you immediate results, Depression/anxiety med combos such as Lexapro and Zoloft take months to "build up" in your system and give you a "general" sense of peace. Rob says fuck that, I need Xanax. So he is always sure to mention he is not sad (except for wishing he wasn't plagued with panic attacks) and that he still wishes to hang out with his friends, he just needs to be able to stifle a panic attack. If a shrink thinks that you are depressed then you gotta switch docs because he won't take back his diagnosis

Ativan is just as potent as xanax but dependency developes WAY faster with lorazepam. If you use it 7 days you can become dependent.

Originally Posted by skygear

gusboy- i had been bitten by an 'officer dog' and had gotten away after kicking it. 2 days later and 50miles away I went in and they gave me Motrin! i waited and said the pain was really intense and a nurse came back with a a script for antibiotics, asked about my last tetnus shot and some good pain killers- but the name escapes me at the moment.

Yes they script an anti inflamatory/pain killer for pain. We are talking about anxiolytics/anti anxiety agents.

At the ER they will give you a single dose of vicodin or percocet from their pill cart while you are in the ER and then they send you home with a script which you could get filled at some hospital pharms but usually you just take it to the pharm you use.

Originally Posted by gusboy

I would probably not risk getting your name blacklisted...they might think that a bite doesn't warrant pain meds unless you got nerve damage.

If there was nerve pain/ damage they wouldn't give you opiates/opioids because they are not effective for nerve pain.

Originally Posted by ShadyLady

Most pills are APAP... not a good idea to snort that shit up your nose. If you want your pills to affect you right away, eat them.

Eating them will not cause them to affect you right away. It will take atleast a half hour to metabolize.

Originally Posted by gusboy

I know that they make some vicodin and oxy that are like half tylenol to prevent abusing it but I've really never had that issue.

Vicodin is the name brand for the combination of hydrocodone in doseages of 2.5,5,7.5, and 10mgs usually combined with 500mgs of APAP/tylenol.
Norco is the same thing but has 325mgs of APAP instead.
Percocet also has APAP in it. Roxicodone is oxycodone without the APAP in it.

[Charles Manson]

Originally Posted by ilovechronic

Roxicodone is oxycodone without the APAP in it.

Bullshit.

Oxy has no APAP, roxi is just instant release, OXY is time release, do some drugs before you go talking like a doctor asshole...

[ilovechronic]

Originally Posted by Charles Manson

Bullshit.

Oxy has no APAP, roxi is just instant release, OXY is time release, do some drugs before you go talking like a doctor asshole...

you really look like a dumbass now.

Roxicodone is IR oxycodone yes. But it also does not have APAP in it dumbass.

oxy the short version/abbreviation of oxycodone. OxyCONTIN is a name brand long acting/time released formulation of oxycodone. The "Contin" stands for continuous release.
Percocet is a combination of APAP and oxycodone dumbshit.
Did you even read what I said? I never once used the phrase oxy idiot.

[gusboy]

Originally Posted by ilovechronic

Ativan is just as potent as xanax but dependency developes WAY faster with lorazepam. If you use it 7 days you can become dependent.

They have different levels of potency for different people. Ativan does nothing to me but Xanax chills me the fuck out.

Originally Posted by ilovechronic

If there was nerve pain/ damage they wouldn't give you opiates/opioids because they are not effective for nerve pain.

Oxycodone is actually very effective against nerve pain. It is often prescribed for people with Shingles...the virus that attacks and creates nerve damage resulting in severe pain. See: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0330111255.htm

[ShadyLady]

Originally Posted by ilovechronic

At the ER they will give you a single dose of vicodin or percocet from their pill cart while you are in the ER and then they send you home with a script which you could get filled at some hospital pharms but usually you just take it to the pharm you use.

Thanks for sharing your knowledge on pills/scripts, I find your posts very helpful.

This is what I got. I was at the ER for 3 hours. I got a script for antibiotics & a script for 30 Percocets. I was given 2 antibitoics in the ER & 4 Percocets to take home (I drove myself so I couldn't take them there). Fucking dog bite hurts like a motherfucker. Next time someone asks if I want to see their dogs I will be saying no. Fuck...

[ilovechronic]

Originally Posted by gusboy

They have different levels of potency for different people. Ativan does nothing to me but Xanax chills me the fuck out.




Oxycodone is actually very effective against nerve pain. It is often prescribed for people with Shingles...the virus that attacks and creates nerve damage resulting in severe pain. See: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0330111255.htm

Once again, opioids are not effective for nerve pain. That does not mean they will not script them for it, it just means it isnt going to work for the pain.

Other thing is I meant they give you a single individually wrapped dose for the pain while you are sitting there in the ER.

[gusboy]

Originally Posted by ilovechronic

Once again, opioids are not effective for nerve pain. That does not mean they will not script them for it, it just means it isnt going to work for the pain.

Do you have a source? I have never heard that before and everything I've heard/read documents people getting oxycodone for nerve pain.

[ShadyLady]

Originally Posted by ilovechronic

Other thing is I meant they give you a single individually wrapped dose for the pain while you are sitting there in the ER.

Yeah, they were going to give me one but since I drove myself, they couldn't. But, they did give me a few Percs to hold me over till I fill my script tomorrow morning since the pharmacy is currently closed.

[ShadyLady]

Originally Posted by ShadyLady

I was doing some reading on drug seekers & one woman claims she is getting 240 Vicodins a month b/c she has severe migraines.

I'm going to research this but I believe they can do CT scans to see if the person actually has migraines.

Originally Posted by ShadyLady

For women, claiming severe menstrual cramps could lead to a decent script.

I asked someone who got prescribed pills for cramps. I thought she got decent painkillers but it was some bs script.

[mr.poopypants]

My dentist gives me codeine on command, litterally.

I only ask for it a couple times a year, and I know it's nothing great, but if you don't do drugs, 4-8 codeines will make you feel warm and gentle, which is quite a high when you are usually anxious, and aren't really used to nodding off on opoids.

All I have to tell my dentist is... "omfg this tooth is so sensitive, well all my teeth are, I can't even swish with cold water, I can't even bite down on hard stuff, this has been going on for so longgggg"

"I know I know, are you using sensidyne?"

"yes everyday, oh and I get tooth aches in that super sensitive tooth!"

"Well is the pain overwhelming sometimes? Like too much to handle?"

"Yes! omfg it kills me, isn't there some tooth paste or something I can numb the tooth with? Haha can't you give me some novacaine(i know it's lidocaine but I act like an idiot towards my dentist).. Can't you give me a novacaine shot while I'm here?"

"no no, no shots. You want me to write a script for *that toothpaste*?"

"Yeah sure but how bout some pain meds?"

"well how bad is your pain"

"*answer*"

I've gotten vicodin for extreme tooth pain(usually they xray for infection and one time I lied and he said "Oh yeah sure sure that's def infected" (tisk tisk I lied!!! like wtf? Was it even really infected? Cuz I didn't think so!)
I almost always get codeine when I bitch about tooth sensitivity, of course I only ask every couple months, I mean so far, I've gotten about 6 codeine scripts and two vicodin scripts, plus plenty of ibuprofen(hey at least I don't have to buy it from the store).

Currently my wisdom teeth are growing in, and poking through, earlier today my mouth filled with blood cuz I poked through the gum with my tounge/tooth. It fucking hurts and ibuprofen takes care of the pain 100% lololol. So as soon as finals are over I'm making an appointment...

Here's my question doctor scammers...

What can I do to make my pain SEEM worse? So I can get oxycodone or hydrocodone, I mean I want to make sure I get something better than codeine+ibuprofen. I was thinking of just fucking with my gum where the tooth pokes out, and maybe cutting the gum on the other side, I can deal with pain and an infection. I mean ibuprofen takes care of most pain almost 100% and the antibiotics will kill the infection, so won't lots of mouthwash. My dentist is pretty easy to trick. I've lied plenty of times about how much my teeth hurt(they are pretty bad, I have fillings on all my molars, on all sides), I wonder what else I can lie about.

Edit, what a young sounding post, thanks 7.5% christmas beer.

[gusboy]

Originally Posted by 47%

What can I do to make my pain SEEM worse? So I can get oxycodone or hydrocodone, I mean I want to make sure I get something better than codeine+ibuprofen. I was thinking of just fucking with my gum where the tooth pokes out, and maybe cutting the gum on the other side, I can deal with pain and an infection. I mean ibuprofen takes care of most pain almost 100% and the antibiotics will kill the infection, so won't lots of mouthwash. My dentist is pretty easy to trick. I've lied plenty of times about how much my teeth hurt(they are pretty bad, I have fillings on all my molars, on all sides), I wonder what else I can lie about.

I don't think cutting your gums is necessary. When the dentist is examining your teeth just cringe when he is about to touch that tooth. Also when he asks you to open your mouth to begin with, BEG him to not touch it. Like grab his hand and beg him to not touch it and make your eyes really wide. That will def make him think that the pain is really fucking serious if you are pleading with him to not touch it.

[ilovechronic]

Originally Posted by gusboy

Do you have a source? I have never heard that before and everything I've heard/read documents people getting oxycodone for nerve pain.

http://www.usadruglist.org/PainMedic...effective.html
Yes I do, it is called common knowledge.

Unfortunately, it is still not known what mechanisms underlie this
prevalent pain syndrome. Neuropathic pain is an anomaly because
it is insensitive to morphine as well as other opioid drugs and is
currently best managedwith antidepressants and antiepileptics.

And before you say "oh ahh I said TEH OXYCOTTON" it doesn't matter oxy does not touch neuropathic pain either.

For the most part a dentist is not going you good Pks for anything less than a root canal. Cutting your gums would just be retarded. It is not going to get you pills because the gums heal fast.

[macrobat]

claim suicidal tendencies, he will ask you 'are you going to hurt yourself if i let you leave', tease him a bit and say 'im not sure', if you said 'yes i will!', he will have to call 911. In the end you leave with a strong xanax prescription

[ShadyLady]

Originally Posted by macrobat

claim suicidal tendencies, he will ask you 'are you going to hurt yourself if i let you leave', tease him a bit and say 'im not sure', if you said 'yes i will!', he will have to call 911. In the end you leave with a strong xanax prescription

[ilovechronic]

Originally Posted by ShadyLady

Yeah scratch what he said about the xanax script and put in antidepressant/SSRI. You will likely not get a benzo if you do what he said in that quote.

A way you could get them is if you have a death in the family they will script you a benzo atleast when a friends moms BF died she ended up on xanax .5mgs because of the death.

[gusboy]

Originally Posted by ilovechronic

http://www.usadruglist.org/PainMedic...effective.html
Yes I do, it is called common knowledge.

No, your source is talking about Morphine while we are talking about Oxy. It specifically says Morphine. Oxy is widely prescribed for nerve pain, such as with Shingles. I maintain that Oxy is effective against nerve pain and even if it technically weren't, all the doctors prescribe it regardless so you would still get it for nerve pain. Much lolz.

Also..all that xanax-getting advice is too dramatic. You can easily get a xanax prescription just by having the symptoms of "General Anxiety Disorder". Claiming that you *might* be suicidal will land you with antidepressants, not anxiety medicine. Not a good thing to get put on your record.

[Malice]

Wow shady, that's one hell of a dog bite, I don't know how you managed to live through the pain.

JK, tell us the detailed story of how it happened. I like it when other people get hurt and this sounds very funny.

[ShadyLady]

Originally Posted by Malice

Wow shady, that's one hell of a dog bite, I don't know how you managed to live through the pain.

JK, tell us the detailed story of how it happened. I like it when other people get hurt and this sounds very funny.

Fuck off. It actually does hurt. A dog bit me. /story.

[Malice]

That's not detailed enough.

[aquabania]

Originally Posted by gusboy

I know that they make some vicodin and oxy that are like half tylenol to prevent abusing it but I've really never had that issue.

you dumb.

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by 47%

Currently my wisdom teeth are growing in, and poking through, earlier today my mouth filled with blood cuz I poked through the gum with my tounge/tooth. It fucking hurts and ibuprofen takes care of the pain 100% lololol. So as soon as finals are over I'm making an appointment...

When I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted about six years ago, the oral surgeon wrote me a script for 10/325 Lortabs (60 tabs with 2 refills--I have no idea why, but I wasn't about to ask ).

Mind you, mine were all impacted; growing in sideways and shit. If you've got that going on then you're probably in the money. Only bad thing was that for about 3 days after the surgery I was seriously hurting, and probably couldn't have bit into jello if I wasn't chock-full of hydro.

[ilovechronic]

Originally Posted by gusboy

No, your source is talking about Morphine while we are talking about Oxy. It specifically says Morphine. Oxy is widely prescribed for nerve pain, such as with Shingles. I maintain that Oxy is effective against nerve pain and even if it technically weren't, all the doctors prescribe it regardless so you would still get it for nerve pain. Much lolz.

Also..all that xanax-getting advice is too dramatic. You can easily get a xanax prescription just by having the symptoms of "General Anxiety Disorder". Claiming that you *might* be suicidal will land you with antidepressants, not anxiety medicine. Not a good thing to get put on your record.

Originally Posted by ilovechronic

http://www.usadruglist.org/PainMedic...effective.html
Yes I do, it is called common knowledge.

And before you say "oh ahh I said TEH OXYCOTTON" it doesn't matter oxy does not touch neuropathic pain either.

For the most part a dentist is not going you good Pks for anything less than a root canal. Cutting your gums would just be retarded. It is not going to get you pills because the gums heal fast.

god you didn't even read the link or what I said did you? You can't read very well can you? or you have the reading comprehension of a first grader.

morphine is like the standard for all opiates and opioids. If morphine, a full agonist at the mu opioid receptors does not work at any dose then oxycodone, also mu opioid agonist is not going to work.
For the fucking third time, OPIOIDS ARE NOT EFFECTIVE FOR NEUROPATHIC PAIN.
Thus, multiple mechanisms, including decreased m-receptors and increased CCKinduced
inhibition of morphine, make opioids ineffective in treating
neuropathic pain.
Once again, this is common knowledge and any doctor will tell you the same shit. Like I said it does not mean they do not still try it, my mom has neuropathic pain and they have tried all kinds of shit and they give her vicodin from time to time but opioids don't work simple as that.

I never said anything about threatening suicide to the doctor that was the person I quoted. You definitely do not want to do what he suggested. What he suggested was like straight out of the movie "the departed" if no body noticed.

[gusboy]

Originally Posted by ilovechronic

god you didn't even read the link or what I said did you? You can't read very well can you? or you have the reading comprehension of a first grader.

No of course I read it. But just because you said it doesn't make it true. Your source is only about Morphine. If what you were saying is such "common knowledge" then I'd think you'd EASILY be able to produce a source that would be about what we are talking about...OXY. But instead you've given us some article about morphine and tried to link it to oxy. Fail.
Oxy is widely prescribed for nerve pain, no matter how much you flame people on the internet...what you gonna do about it? Lolz. This isn't your high school biology class where we are debating effectiveness of medication, this is a thread where we are talking about ways to score pills. If doctors are prescribing oxy for nerve pain, regardless if your study group thinks it's right or not, then that's what people are gonna fake to get the pills.

Your source is irrelevant as is your posts. You're spreading misinformation.

[gusboy]

The point of this thread is to discuss ways to score certain meds and in this case Oxy. It is not to have debates on medical pathology or whatever...that would be for the retarded thread. Doctors widely prescribe Oxy for nerve pain and have even done so for me so clearly that is an effective claim to make to obtain Oxy.

I call retard.

[ilovechronic]

Originally Posted by gusboy

No of course I read it. But just because you said it doesn't make it true. Your source is only about Morphine. If what you were saying is such "common knowledge" then I'd think you'd EASILY be able to produce a source that would be about what we are talking about...OXY. But instead you've given us some article about morphine and tried to link it to oxy. Fail.
Oxy is widely prescribed for nerve pain, no matter how much you flame people on the internet...what you gonna do about it? Lolz. This isn't your high school biology class where we are debating effectiveness of medication, this is a thread where we are talking about ways to score pills. If doctors are prescribing oxy for nerve pain, regardless if your study group thinks it's right or not, then that's what people are gonna fake to get the pills.

Your source is irrelevant as is your posts. You're spreading misinformation.

No dude, for the fucking fourth time, OPIOIDS IN GENERAL DO NOT WORK FOR NEUROPATHIC PAIN, THE SOURCE EVEN STATES THIS, But IT DOES NOT NEED TO BECAUSE IT IS COMMON Knowledge. You trolling?

What do you not get about the term OPIOID? Oxycodone is a a opioid. I said it my self that they will still script the opioids just to make sure they cover as much pain as possible because not much is known about neuropathic pain. It is known that opioids are not effective in treating it.

[gusboy]

Jesus Christ y'all have hijacked and derailed the thread.

1. The purpose of this thread is to discuss the particular symptoms that one can claim in order to get a specific medicine.

2. Doctors have prescribed me, my family, and thousands of others Oxy for nerve pain.

3. Therefore claiming nerve pain will get you Oxy, which is all anyone on this thread cares about. This is not WebMD. No one cares about your opinions on how effective Oxy is on nerves, they only care about what they have to say in order to get Oxy for their own recreational purposes and nerve pain is an easy symptom to use.

4. Remember, Bad Ideas, not WebMD.

[ShadyLady]

If you want Oxy... get bit by a dog, lol. Had to get a tetanus shot today. Damn dog.

[ilovechronic]

Originally Posted by gusboy

Jesus Christ y'all have hijacked and derailed the thread.

1. The purpose of this thread is to discuss the particular symptoms that one can claim in order to get a specific medicine.

2. Doctors have prescribed me, my family, and thousands of others Oxy for nerve pain.

3. Therefore claiming nerve pain will get you Oxy, which is all anyone on this thread cares about. This is not WebMD. No one cares about your opinions on how effective Oxy is on nerves, they only care about what they have to say in order to get Oxy for their own recreational purposes and nerve pain is an easy symptom to use.

4. Remember, Bad Ideas, not WebMD.

Dumbass you were the one who argued with me about it so therefore you cared. Atleast you finally got it through your head after the fourth time.

Those thousands who are prescribed opioids for nerve pain are prescribed it because alot of them don't just have neuropathic pain and also like I said they will try them anyway just in case to see if it helps at all. I keep agreeing with you about it still being prescribed but opioids are just not responsive to that type of pain for most people.

[Roxi39]

Girl. what the fuck! what dog? Damn you need to sue some motherfucker.
A dog bite is serious girl. glad you went to the ER, never hesitate, go, them bites get infected and hurt like hell.
The teeth can puncture muscle,tendons,nerves,etc. the damage is not always visible.
I had 2 male rottweilers that got in a fight, yeah, i tried to seperate them and got bit thru the hand by accident.teeth went right thru the tendons and soft tissue. I could not move my hand for days and had a arm splint.
painful, and stll a scar from it. I still love dogs though, something must not have been right with that dog that attacked you!

[Roxi39]

Originally Posted by ilovechronic

Once again, opioids are not effective for nerve pain. That does not mean they will not script them for it, it just means it isnt going to work for the pain.

This is technically true.

Originally Posted by gusboy

Do you have a source? I have never heard that before and everything I've heard/read documents people getting oxycodone for nerve pain.

Yes.this is true too.

My husband has nerve pain,years ago, when the pain was new,even morphine injections from the ER would not kill the pain 100%. Yes, opiates do and will dull the pain to a tolerable level. Nerve pain is tough to relieve...
In order for meds like Lyrica and Neurontin to start working, they must use pain killers just to dull that severe pain. If they had not, my husband would have went damn nuts.

[ShadyLady]

Originally Posted by Roxi39

Girl. what the fuck! what dog? Damn you need to sue some motherfucker.
A dog bite is serious girl. glad you went to the ER, never hesitate, go, them bites get infected and hurt like hell.
The teeth can puncture muscle,tendons,nerves,etc. the damage is not always visible.
I had 2 male rottweilers that got in a fight, yeah, i tried to seperate them and got bit thru the hand by accident.teeth went right thru the tendons and soft tissue. I could not move my hand for days and had a arm splint.
painful, and stll a scar from it. I still love dogs though, something must not have been right with that dog that attacked you!

It was my friend's dog so I won't sue them. The ER tried to get me to give them info about the dog but I lied & said the dog owners were just an acquaintance & I didn't know their names.

[Roxi39]

Originally Posted by ShadyLady

It was my friend's dog so I won't sue them. The ER tried to get me to give them info about the dog but I lied & said the dog owners were just an acquaintance & I didn't know their names.

yeah, i hear ya. they asked about my dogs too but i lied. didnt want them to get them.lol
damn, if it was my dog, we could split the homeowners insurance.LOL

[gusboy]

Originally Posted by Godfrey

If someone is spreading misinformation it is the responsibility of others to correct them. Your information was incorrect. If you don't want to be corrected, don't spread un-informed bullshit.

Nah buttfuck I was right. It works on nerve pain as I've been prescribed it before along with my mother and it dulled the pain. Also a few posts down someone else says they have the same experience lol!

[toker420]

If it gets freezing where you live and you need the shyte bad a crackhead i knew stuck his foot in freezing water a few minutes and got mild frost bite when he went to the er he told them he fell in a ditch and they gave the foo some oxy's.

I say fuck pills though when you can get some good poppy pods and make tea that will keep you nodding all day if you find a decent vendor some compare the high to heroin it keeps you nodding all day considering it contains a number of opiates morphine codiene etc.

[Charles Manson]

in the morning......


for my
"anxiety"

lol

hopefully i score valium

how can i make this happen


help me live my life totse

i mean zoklet

thanks

-germs

[Roxi39]

tell them that you have a history of panic attacks and valium,xanax have worked well for you in the past,
you have to tell them that you panic attacks last for about 15 minutes and they happend a few times a week. these are real symptoms
you also lose your breath and hyperventilate.

[gusboy]

Originally Posted by Roxi39

tell them that you have a history of panic attacks and valium,xanax have worked well for you in the past,
you have to tell them that you panic attacks last for about 15 minutes and they happend a few times a week. these are real symptoms
you also lose your breath and hyperventilate.

And that you feel your heart well up in your chest and your hands tremble a little! That always gets my friend sympathy, along with making his eyes really wide

[ShadyLady]

What are some undisputable pains one could claim to get painkillers?