how do i disable the zoklet ads at the top?

[elf omg]

Those things are REALLY annoying. I¡m not planning on ever buying security tag detachers, fake ids or guns anytime soon, so can you please tell me how to remove these??

[DaGuru]

Originally Posted by Princess 'Zek

I¡m not planning on ever buying guns anytime soon,

O RLY?

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread...28#post2370128

When is someone finally going to punt this trolling, attention whoring, freak over the nearest fence once and for all? WHY do you morons in charge(?) coddle to the worst posters possible on here?

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by DaGuru

O RLY?

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread...28#post2370128

When is someone finally going to punt this trolling, attention whoring, freak over the nearest fence once and for all? WHY do you morons in charge(?) coddle to the worst posters possible on here?

wtf is your problem daguru

[Vizier]

I have no idea; I've only addblocked the license plate banner and I can't seem to adblock those advertisements as well.

We all know Zek is a hardcore fag, but why do you get so angry about it, DaGuru? We all know this place is filled with all sorts of sick fucks but that variety is what makes this place a little bit interesting sometimes.

[DaGuru]

Originally Posted by Princess 'Zek

wtf is your problem daguru

Your presence on this board, your haphazard idea of parenting(?), the very next breath you take....

Now that we have all of that out of the way, when is someone going to punt this freakish FAIL troll off the fuckin scene for constantly wasting everyone's time????

[Nigga on PCP]

lol

[elf omg]

variety is the spice of life!

[DaGuru]

Originally Posted by Vizier

We all know Zek is a hardcore fag, but why do you get so angry about it, DaGuru? We all know this place is filled with all sorts of sick fucks but that variety is what makes this place a little bit interesting sometimes.

ALL parents that walk away from their kids with neglect and selfishness make me sick to my fuckin stomach. So any time this piece of fuckin garbage is in a thread that is wasting mine or anyone else's time with his selfish trolling and stupidity....I'm going to remind him just how much of a fuckin loser he is, and especially how big of losers his kids WILL end up as...because of his shoddy idea of parenting(?).

[Vizier]

Originally Posted by DaGuru

Your presence on this board, your haphazard idea of parenting(?), the very next breath you take....

Now that we have all of that out of the way, when is someone going to punt this freakish FAIL troll off the fuckin scene for constantly wasting everyone's time????

I'm not defending Zek here, but why do you care so much about his kids and his faggotry?

You've got your own family to worry about, not some gayward's over in Colorado, don't you?

Fucking lol.

[elf omg]

oh, daguru. you so silly.

[Vizier]

Originally Posted by DaGuru

ALL parents that walk away from their kids with neglect and selfishness make me sick to my fuckin stomach.

I agree 100% here. As mysanthropic as I am sometimes, if you're gonna have a kid at least take full responsibility of it, and I guess as you being a father yourself knows all about this.

For one I hope those kids or kid never realize what kind of person they have for a father.

[elf omg]

this thread sucks now wtf.

anyway, y'all dunno what happened.

[DaGuru]

Originally Posted by Princess 'Zek

anyway, y'all dunno what happened.

Yes Zek we ALL know what happened....because Zok has made us endure literally hundreds and hundreds of your attention whoring whine-fest threads over the years. Let's see how close I come....

Some junkie loser finds another equally fucked up loser that will actually let him stick his dick in her. They have a couple of kids, eventually she gets tired of his never ending whining and loser-dom NO FUTURE deadbeat ass....and she gets another man involved in the relationship. After allowing you to swallow his spunk a few times...the whole lot of them got so disgusted with your ponderous failure of a life and they leave for good. And all the while you did NOTHING to ever be a father, or stop them from leaving...instead just cry like a bitch boo-hooing to anyone that would listen.

Now. Tell. Me. FREAK.

What exactly did I miss??????

[elf omg]

leave me alone now daguru.

[TheDarkRodent]

Originally Posted by Princess 'Zek

leave me alone now daguru.

LOL U SAD

[InToXiCoLoGisT]

[Unnecessary~surgery]

Originally Posted by DaGuru

Yes Zek we ALL know what happened....because Zok has made us endure literally hundreds and hundreds of your attention whoring whine-fest threads over the years. Let's see how close I come....

Some junkie loser finds another equally fucked up loser that will actually let him stick his dick in her. They have a couple of kids, eventually she gets tired of his never ending whining and loser-dom NO FUTURE deadbeat ass....and she gets another man involved in the relationship. After allowing you to swallow his spunk a few times...the whole lot of them got so disgusted with your ponderous failure of a life and they leave for good. And all the while you did NOTHING to ever be a father, or stop them from leaving...instead just cry like a bitch boo-hooing to anyone that would listen.

Now. Tell. Me. FREAK.

What exactly did I miss??????

Is this actually what happened? Is Zek actually a father?

[DaGuru]

So Zek, exactly which day of the holiday do you actually make "The Call" to your kids pretending like you give a fuck about being their daddy?

In one scenario I can you see "getting it out of the way" on Xmas Eve, but that usually is the partying night....and I can imagine by evening time you are a slurring/stuttering mess, so you probably can't handle your shit enough to muddle through a 2 minute phone call, and that probably doesn't work.

But then on the other hand, you calling them Christmas morn itself ain't really cool, cuz the LAST thing they want to do is be pulled away from all their new toys and games. I mean really, all the cool shit they could be playing with...and they have to struggle finding the words of "appreciation" for your silly book, that might sooth them for a scant few moments in the doctor's office months from now.

In that scenario its not nearly as "warm" a call because all they are doing is hurrying to get back to the real fun, so Xmas Eve might still be the better option considering they may have at least SOME hope left you got them something really cool this time around instead of the usual worthless tidbits you usually send their way.

Do tell Zek.....spin us a lovely yarn about the yuletide season in YOUR household, and bring the world some cheer with what you've made of it.

[TheDarkRodent]

Originally Posted by DaGuru

So Zek, exactly which day of the holiday do you actually make "The Call" to your kids pretending like you give a fuck about being their daddy?

In one scenario I can you see "getting it out of the way" on Xmas Eve, but that usually is the partying night....and I can imagine by evening time you are a slurring/stuttering mess, so you probably can't handle your shit enough to muddle through a 2 minute phone call, and that probably doesn't work.

But then on the other hand, you calling them Christmas morn itself ain't really cool, cuz the LAST thing they want to do is be pulled away from all their new toys and games. I mean really, all the cool shit they could be playing with...and they have to struggle finding the words of "appreciation" for your silly book, that might sooth them for a scant few moments in the doctor's office months from now.

In that scenario its not nearly as "warm" a call because all they are doing is hurrying to get back to the real fun, so Xmas Eve might still be the better option considering they may have at least SOME hope left you got them something really cool this time around instead of the usual worthless tidbits you usually send their way.

Do tell Zek.....spin us a lovely yarn about the yuletide season in YOUR household, and bring the world some cheer with what you've made of it.

Dammmmmmn DaGuru, you are a cold blooded mutha fucka...

Accurate too LOL

[elf omg]

I'm doing what I can to stay in the lives of my children.

[Sick Boy]

Learn something new everyday.... so Zek.... u. is. a. fail. . . . . . at life. trolling. sex changes. shit, I said life right?

So, about those ads?

[TheDarkRodent]

Originally Posted by Princess 'Zek

I'm doing what I can to stay in the lives of my children.

Do them (and everyone else) a favor and just end your life.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by TheDarkRodent

Do them (and everyone else) a favor and just end your life.

am i really so bad?

[TheDarkRodent]

Originally Posted by Princess 'Zek

am i really so bad?

Yes, die...

[elf omg]

but


WHY am i so bad that my death would benefit those close to me, and mankind as a whole?

[TheDarkRodent]

Originally Posted by Princess 'Zek

but


WHY am i so bad that my death would benefit those close to me, and mankind as a whole?

As to why I can't say for thankfully I was not around you in your formative years. As to those close to you, once you are dead they can begin to forget you existed and start the healing process from the damage that you being in their life has surely done. As for the rest of us let's just say that anytime something as pathetic as you is removed from the equation that all other factors are strengthened as a result.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by TheDarkRodent

As to why I can't say for thankfully I was not around you in your formative years. As to those close to you, once you are dead they can begin to forget you existed and start the healing process from the damage that you being in their life has surely done. As for the rest of us let's just say that anytime something as pathetic as you is removed from the equation that all other factors are strengthened as a result.

all this because i made a few posts disagreeing with you on a messageboard?

[Soulless]

I donated to Zoklet, but I still see the ads too. That's fucked up man. At least a got a pretty little gold star next to my name.

[TheDarkRodent]

Originally Posted by Princess 'Zek

all this because i made a few posts disagreeing with you on a messageboard?

No you stupid faggot. This has nothing to do with the forum it has to do with your poor choices in life.

[Cito]

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/4364/

addon for adblock for firefox

[TheDarkRodent]

Originally Posted by Cito

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/4364/

addon for adblock for firefox

Except that AdBlock does not block these ads...


EDIT: Nice addon for an addon this works great...

[Cito]

yes it does I'm using that plugin for adblock,

you didn't read my post

that is an addon for adblock

Fight the text ads! Element Hiding Helper is a companion extension for Adblock Plus meant to make creating element hiding rules easier.

and yes it does hide them I haven't seen ads on zoklet in 2 years

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by TheDarkRodent

No you stupid faggot. This has nothing to do with the forum it has to do with your poor choices in life.

Nope. It's that you're butthurt over a handful of posts of made that pointed out how stupid you are being.

And this thread is further proof that you're a butthurt faggot. :/

[TheDarkRodent]

Originally Posted by Princess 'Zek

Nope. It's that you're butthurt over a handful of posts of made that pointed out how stupid you are being.

And this thread is further proof that you're a butthurt faggot. :/

If you need to think that to keep from putting a bullet in your brain you have a party with that. But when the party is over I will still be smiling while you are still living your miserable existence.

[ilovechronic]

Dont look at them, dont click on them. They never bother me.

[Trix Are For Kids]

You don't get to disable them because those annoying ads help fund the website you are using for free. Get over it, it takes up less than five square inches.

[Cito]

the plugin for adblock i posted removes them, 'nuff said

I view what I want on my pc don't know about others

[Sick Boy]

Originally Posted by Cito

the plugin for adblock i posted removes them, 'nuff said

I view what I want on my pc don't know about others

a little walk through woulda helped, instead of just saying "it works"

On this page:
Click the ABP sign in the corner and then select "select an element to hide". Then highlight the said ad you want to hide.

Pretty simple, and yes, it does work... I use chrome, will look for a sub for it...

[Sick Boy]

Originally Posted by Trix Are For Kids

You don't get to disable them because those annoying ads help fund the website you are using for free. Get over it, it takes up less than five square inches.

I do.