How are you better than Jesus...

[BrokeProphet]

I have never had a holy war in my name based off my teachings.

I have forgiven people without them begging for it first.

I don't drink.

I have a job, and do not hobo it from town to town asking for food and shelter.

This is all I have the time for. Please elaborate, add your own, or refute any and all suggestions. Please discuss.

[Obbe]

How is any of that "better"?

Have you thought of joining this site?

[BrokeProphet]

Originally Posted by Obbe

Have you thought of joining this site?

Had not crossed my mind.

Had you thought of not being a cunt?

[Obbe]

^ Says the cunt who made this thread. Why do you reply to an off-topic, although genuinely good-intentioned question with your ad hominem, while completely ignoring the on-topic question?

How is any of that "better"? Are you suggesting that your subjective values objectively apply to everyone? I mean, how is not drinking "better" than drinking, for example?

[Raptor Ribs]

Well for one thing, I'm white. Jesus was sort of sand nigger, and he therefore smelled like shit. I don't smell like shit.

Oh ya, and I'm also not a false prophet.

[negative_zero]

none of those win my respect.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by Obbe

How is any of that "better"?

Have you thought of joining this site?

Why would he join an athiest website when he clearly believes in jesus

[Name's Taken]

I'm real.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

jesus was more than a man though

[mrparks]

Originally Posted by Name's Taken

I'm real.

I don't believe you.

[negative_zero]

ah snap!

[Haiti's Space Agency]

posting

[negative_zero]

lol

[Haiti's Space Agency]

bump

[Name's Taken]

Originally Posted by mrparks

I don't believe you.

You better prepare for an eterniity of damnation then.

[Obbe]

Also, why do you even care if you're "better" than jesus?

Originally Posted by alexander224

Why would he join an athiest website when he clearly believes in jesus

Originally Posted by Name's Taken

I'm real.

Liar.

[Nero]

Originally Posted by Obbe

Liar.

wow your soooo deeep maaaan

[Psynthetic]

I'm not a Jew.

[Marijuanasaurus]

I beat jesus at starcraft

[Haiti's Space Agency]

epic uber leet pwnage ftw there ryan u get a thanks thanks me back plz

[Vizier]

We're not better than Jesus because most of us can't respawn nor walk on water.

[Marijuanasaurus]

Originally Posted by Vizier

We're not better than Jesus because most of us can't respawn nor walk on water.

My level 80 shaman can do both. My level 80 shaman is better than jesus.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

u cnt rez yurslef nub

[negative_zero]

post #25

[007GoldenShower]

I'm not a filthy fuckin neckbeard circus clown

[Haiti's Space Agency]

jesus is my homeboi

[Obbe]

Originally Posted by Ryan1711

How is any of it not?

I'm not suggesting that it's not, I'm asking how it is.

[Gun Lover]

I remain unconvinced that the Jesus of bible lore actually existed.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by Gun Lover

I remain unconvinced that the Jesus of bible lore actually existed.

i heard he is actually the sun

[BrokeProphet]

A mod of this forum indicated how he would like to see someone compare themselves to being better than jesus.

Originally Posted by alexander224

Why would he join an athiest website when he clearly believes in jesus

Yuk Yuk...

Belief in jesus isn't required to have such a debate. The same as arguing who would win in a fight between the hulk and jesus would not require belief in either.

But you knew this...and are just being cute. So fuck you.

[Number13]

''im better than jesus cause im mentally retarded ok mirror''

[reject]

Im better than Jesus because I havent been crucified by the Jews.

[Obbe]

Originally Posted by BrokeProphet

A mod of this forum indicated how he would like to see someone compare themselves to being better than jesus.

So how is any of what you listed "better"?

[reject]

Originally Posted by BrokeProphet

I have never had a holy war in my name based off my teachings.

I have forgiven people without them begging for it first.

I don't drink.

I have a job, and do not hobo it from town to town asking for food and shelter.

This is all I have the time for. Please elaborate, add your own, or refute any and all suggestions. Please discuss.

1) Not really his fault. He never asked people to slaughter millions in his name.

2) Jesus did too.

3) So? How does not drinking make you better? Or are you one of those self righteous dickheads cos you smoke weed and don't drink and are therefore 100x better than anyone who drinks?

4) Jesus was a carpenter. A much more respectable job than whatever you have.

[Number13]

Originally Posted by Zarniwoop

1) Not really his fault. He never asked people to slaughter millions in his name.

2) Jesus did too.

3) So? How does not drinking make you better? Or are you one of those self righteous dickheads cos you smoke weed and don't drink and are therefore 100x better than anyone drinks?

4) Jesus was a carpenter. A much more respectable job than whatever you have.

1 he didnt know snoop dog
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[nutsack]

I don't have several huge organized cults built around my ideas which distract people from the actual ideas themselves, brainwash children at a young age, and discourage people from thinking for themselves or studying the ideas of others.

[Dandamano]

I'm real

[zingalong]

It's easy to be better than someone who doesn't/never even exist[ed].

[reject]

Jesus did exist

whether he did all the shit the bible claims is debatable, his existence isnt.

The education systems of America, and to a lesser extent Britain, are shameful.

[cheech]

I'm not a bastard. My parents were in wedlock.