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Old 02-20-2011, 11:47 PM
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Really guys how do porn stars always have thier stuff completely perfectly shaven, even the guys have NO ball hair...wtf?
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Old 02-20-2011, 11:49 PM
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I think you look too closely at balls.
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Old 02-20-2011, 11:50 PM
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I think you look too closely at balls.
You smoke an ounce and tell me what you think of after you cum to porn
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Old 02-20-2011, 11:52 PM
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You smoke an ounce and tell me what you think of after you cum to porn
You think of balls?
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Old 02-20-2011, 11:53 PM
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You think of balls?
No....did you read what I said, after you cum your like well wtf...and theres a giant set of balls on the screen and a tiny peek of some girls vag
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Old 02-20-2011, 11:54 PM
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Brazillian wax, bro.
On your balls/clit/shaft????
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Old 02-21-2011, 12:01 AM
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I think you look too closely at balls.
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Old 02-21-2011, 12:03 AM
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Hair doesn't grow on clits.

But yes, brazilian wax on balls, crack, and labia, dude.

www.brazilianwaxvideo.com/video.html
www.brazilianwaxvideo.com/video2.html
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Old 02-21-2011, 12:05 AM
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Hair doesn't grow on clits.

But yes, brazilian wax on balls, crack, and labia, dude.

www.brazilianwaxvideo.com/video.html
www.brazilianwaxvideo.com/video2.html
OMFG the part where she has to pull twice just made me cry...I cant fuck a clean girl again
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Old 02-21-2011, 12:14 AM
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OMFG the part where she has to pull twice just made me cry...I cant fuck a clean girl again
By the sounds of it, you've never fucked any girl.
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Old 02-21-2011, 12:36 AM
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By the sounds of it, you've never fucked any girl.
+1 If you say this comment coming from OP
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Old 02-21-2011, 12:39 AM
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You smoke an ounce and tell me what you think of after you cum to porn
Weird reply dude.

Either way, I shave my balls daily (or close to it; the hair doesn't grow that fast/doesn't itch.)

I didn't shave em for maybe a month recently and it wasn't bad but then when I shaved em again.. so much better.
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Old 02-21-2011, 12:42 AM
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Weird reply dude.

Either way, I shave my balls daily (or close to it; the hair doesn't grow that fast/doesn't itch.)

I didn't shave em for maybe a month recently and it wasn't bad but then when I shaved em again.. so much better.
You shave...your balls......WTF?!?!? You put something sharp near your balls!?!?!?!?
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Old 02-21-2011, 12:44 AM
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I really did lol. Why would you ever have to tell someone that?
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I really did lol. Why would you ever have to tell someone that?
Well I wrongly assumed that some wax was gonna get near der?
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You shave...your balls......WTF?!?!? You put something sharp near your balls!?!?!?!?
You gotta shave your balls.

I do it about once a week. After the first 2 or 3 times it dont itch.
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You gotta shave your balls.

I do it about once a week. After the first 2 or 3 times it dont itch.
How do you shave somethings that circle??
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Old 02-21-2011, 12:52 AM
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I gotta say, when I came here I was expecting someone to ask about STDs-not pubes.
Except for the waxing video I'm kind of disappointed
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Well I wrongly assumed that some wax was gonna get near der?
It's just the thought of hairy clits.


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I gotta say, when I came here I was expecting someone to ask about STDs-not pubes.
Except for the waxing video I'm kind of disappointed
I was expecting an anal/enema question, to be honest. Also, I want that video but I can't find it anywhere. Why do I want it?!
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hairy clits guys? really? thats all you can fucking talk about is hair clits and shavin ur own balls? whats next, a thred about jerkin off? ffs
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I gotta say, when I came here I was expecting someone to ask about STDs-not pubes.
Except for the waxing video I'm kind of disappointed
I thought it was guna be about anal bleaching.
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I shave my balls. Deal with it.
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How?
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use that hair removal cream stuff on your balls.
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You shave...your balls......WTF?!?!? You put something sharp near your balls!?!?!?!?
it takes balls to shave your balls
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Wax/soft focus/makeup
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Shaving your balls isn't a hard feat as long as you don't grab them and shave them like you're trying to kill them. Be gentle and shave them like your chin.
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Shaving your balls isn't a hard feat as long as you don't grab them and shave them like you're trying to kill them. Be gentle and shave them like your chin.
You have to pull the skin tight around your nut so it doesn't bunch up and just slowly go over it with a multi-blade (3+ for me) razor and LOTS of soap. My balls are smooth as can be, feels good man.
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You have to pull the skin tight around your nut so it doesn't bunch up and just slowly go over it with a multi-blade (3+ for me) razor and LOTS of soap. My balls are smooth as can be, feels good man.
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First time I thought shaving balls would be a disaster. with all the wrinkly skin and stuff, something was going to get caught in the blade and blood was going to come pouring out. I don't use foam either (never have, do it under the shower instead), so I didn't know how that would go.

I did it very meticulously, stretching out the skin so none would get caught. Kept that up for a while, becoming more lax over time. Now, I don't take any care at all, just stand on the shower running a razor over my testicles, pubic mound and inner thigh as if I was buttering bread. Apart from the odd micro-cut, nothing ever happens. Point being, shaving your balls might look scary, but it's easy shit.
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To answer the OP's question.


Stylist. Yes. Even Porn has stylists...
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I shaved my balls... Once. It was about the gayest thing I've ever done. It fely fruity as fuck at the time, and afterwards. Like I'd think about my sack all bald and feel gay. Also, I got a little knick, man ball skin is sensitive stuff.
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