The female anus is flawed. (FREEMANSONS DID IT!!)

[Snoopy]

It's way too close to the pussy for comfort. What the fuck is up with that shit. God must've been ironing when he created the world. Fucking clown. It's like everything you do involves a fucked up dosage of irony. Get drunk? Have hangover. Fuck sluts? Get STDs. Do honest work, get money? Pay taxes. Be a gangsta, get money? Get killed. Touch little kids? Chris Hansen. Do drugs? Wake up with a condom in your ass. Troll /b/? Get banned.

And then you find out that the asshole and vagina aren't even an inch apart. How is that supposed to be fair? I mean when I was a kid I always assumed that women didn't even have to defecate. I just figured they peed rainbows from a hole where sunshine and gummy bears are created and their buttcheeks were cotton candy factories.

So then you find out girls have assholes and they're just as nasty as every other asshole out there and vaginas have teeth in them instead of gummy bears.

Fuck this life ain't fair.

Time to roll a blunt and smoke away the pain of reality.

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[Mantikore]

when i was around 2 or 3 years old, i remember my mother used to bathe me and my sister together. i thought girls had something akin to a cloaca

[thatsMYdog]

If it makes you feel any better, if you stick a finger in her little giney you might actually be able to feel a turd in there from the other side. Its fucked up. Those walls are pretty thin. Have a nice day!

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by thatsMYdog

If it makes you feel any better, if you stick a finger in her little giney you might actually be able to feel a turd in there from the other side. Its fucked up. Those walls are pretty thin. Have a nice day!

[elf omg]

lol girls are gross

[King of the world]

The vagina is a dank, slimy, frigid hole that is comparable to a pair of lips spotted with cold sores. As is well known to all who have been exposed to one, this disgusting hole is capable of emitting a horrendous smell so powerful that those who approach it are immediately paralyzed by both nausea and fear. The vagina is a vile piece of genital tissue. Sigmund Freud even admitted how grossly assymetrical the vulva is on an anatomical level and freely described it as a thing that was the very obverse of beautiful.

Now the female anus is atleast more aesthetically pleasing, hygienic and doesn't stink so bad. The ass is smooth and round, clean and soft, as well as symetrical. Opposed to the primitive appendage known as the vulva. The only function that the vagina performs with any degree of efficiency is secreting pus and menstrual blood, mingled with fecal matter and other slime, in addition to popping out the occasional baby after a brief period of incubation. Other than that, it is not irrational to describe the vagina as a vestigial organ.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

The vagina is a dank, slimy, frigid hole that is comparable to a pair of lips spotted with cold sores. As is well known to all who have been exposed to one, this disgusting hole is capable of emitting a horrendous smell so powerful that those who approach it are immediately paralyzed by both nausea and fear. The vagina is a vile piece of genital tissue. Sigmund Freud even admitted how grossly assymetrical the vulva is on an anatomical level and freely described it as a thing that was the very obverse of beautiful.

Now the female anus is atleast more aesthetically pleasing, hygienic and doesn't stink so bad. The ass is smooth and round, clean and soft, as well as symetrical. Opposed to the primitive appendage known as the vulva. The only function that the vagina performs with any degree of efficiency is secreting pus and menstrual blood, mingled with fecal matter and other slime, in addition to popping out the occasional baby after a brief period of incubation. Other than that, it is not irrational to describe the vagina as a vestigial organ.

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[Minotaur]

I like vaginas.

[King of the world]

We already know you're not very intelligent.

[thatsMYdog]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Ill take that as a thank you snoopers, my friend.

[IWD]

Originally Posted by thatsMYdog

If it makes you feel any better, if you stick a finger in her little giney you might actually be able to feel a turd in there from the other side. Its fucked up. Those walls are pretty thin. Have a nice day!

Fuck you. First you make a thread about how you like to take shits (WHEN YOU'RE A GIRL) and now you're going to make THAT image pop into my head whenever I finger a girl again. Just leave the site, people from your gender don't get to talk about their shit. We don't want to hear it. It's only not that gross when guys talk about it.

Oh yeah, and inb4predicatableresponse.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by thatsMYdog

Ill take that as a thank you snoopers, my friend.

No worries I'm totally into that shit. I love it when I'm doing a girl in the ass and I feel the tip of my dick bumping into a turd that has chunks of half digested food in it.

[thatsMYdog]

Originally Posted by Internet-Weed-Dude

Fuck you. First you make a thread about how you like to take shits (WHEN YOU'RE A GIRL) and now you're going to make THAT image pop into my head whenever I finger a girl again. Just leave the site, people from your gender don't get to talk about their shit. We don't want to hear it. It's only not that gross when guys talk about it.

Oh yeah, and inb4predicatableresponse.

It's too late you can't unknow that little factoid now

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by thatsMYdog

It's too late you can't unknow that little factoid now

Anal is really great. The penetration itself is such a great rush on a psychological level. And then once you're inside you feel the tight muscles grip hard around your dick but after a few hard thrusts it generally loosens up and gets moist and she goes wild because it's a combination of pleasure & pain and then you bust in there and it's really warm and crap.

Downside is pulling your dick out of there. It's such a gamble you never know what you'll get.

[IWD]

Originally Posted by thatsMYdog

It's too late you can't unknow that little factoid now

That's it. You're on my shitlist. I'm going to get you back so hard. Just wait, little girl.

[thatsMYdog]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Anal is really great. The penetration itself is such a great rush on a psychological level. And then once you're inside you feel the tight muscles grip hard around your dick but after a few hard thrusts it generally loosens up and gets moist and she goes wild because it's a combination of pleasure & pain and then you bust in there and it's really warm and crap.

Downside is pulling your dick out of there. It's such a gamble you never know what you'll get.

See, doesn't really matter. Your pee pee doesn't care even if you're actually balls deep in it. So why care

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by thatsMYdog

See, doesn't really matter. Your pee pee doesn't care even if you're actually balls deep in it. So why care

I didn't say I cared. I just pointed out that both holes are too close to one another. But perhaps God made it that way so accidental anal could occur during regular, vaginal intercourse.

Have you ever had a guy rub your pussyjuice all across your butt but not really bother fingering it or anything? Well we do that on purpose with the intention of accidentally penetrating that shit when you girls get a bit too wild. Dick flips out and enters the wrong hole. BOOYAH!

[thatsMYdog]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

I didn't say I cared. I just pointed out that both holes are too close to one another. But perhaps God made it that way so accidental anal could occur during regular, vaginal intercourse.

Have you ever had a guy rub your pussyjuice all across your butt but not really bother fingering it or anything? Well we do that on purpose with the intention of accidentally penetrating that shit when you girls get a bit too wild. Dick flips out and enters the wrong hole. BOOYAH!

Oh I meant that to Iwd

And no! But now I know just in case he tries something funny

[elf omg]

anal sex is good for you tMd

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by thatsMYdog

Oh I meant that to Iwd

And no! But now I know just in case he tries something funny

Your man never did shit like that? Damn he's such an unimaginative lover. I bet he can't even move his pelvic zone while rolling it around. Gotta houdini that shit.

[IWD]

Originally Posted by thatsMYdog

Oh I meant that to Iwd

And no! But now I know just in case he tries something funny

What.. you were planning on meeting me for fingerbanging?

edit* I can't really blame you, I'm probably the best looking/coolest guy here.

[thatsMYdog]

Originally Posted by elf omg

anal sex is good for you tMd

Only if he asks nicely

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Internet-Weed-Dude

What.. you were planning on meeting me for fingerbanging?

edit* I can't really blame you, I'm probably the best looking/coolest guy here.

You're probably the best looking ugly person.

lol that's funny I'm funny

[thatsMYdog]

Originally Posted by Internet-Weed-Dude

What.. you were planning on meeting me for fingerbanging?

edit* I can't really blame you, I'm probably the best looking/coolest guy here.

lol

[thatsMYdog]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Your man never did shit like that? Damn he's such an unimaginative lover. I bet he can't even move his pelvic zone while rolling it around. Gotta houdini that shit.

there have been accidents but there's no warning it's just

OUCH

Ok time to unsub this later

[IWD]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

You're probably the best looking ugly person.

lol that's funny I'm funny

I find that rude. I'm a nice looking young man, and I've had SEX before, so don't mess with me man.

[Blackout]

try sticking your dick in a girls ass and come back and tell me if you think it is still flawed.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Blackout

try sticking your dick in a girls ass and come back and tell me if you think it is still flawed.

Learn to read, read the OP+replies, come back and tell me you aren't an idiot.

[-SpectraL]

fuck u on this thread too