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Old 04-09-2011, 07:19 PM
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Mad Pants that make it look like I have a boner

I hate when I sit down and my zipper/penal area folds up and looks like I have a stiffy. Then when I go to fix it people think i'm playing with myself.
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Old 04-09-2011, 07:21 PM
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Default Re: Pants that make it look like I have a boner

dont fix it then
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Old 04-09-2011, 07:36 PM
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Default Re: Pants that make it look like I have a boner

it looks like your playing with yourself because no one actually gives a fuck if it looks like you have a boner... 99% of people know and understand that on jeans the zipper likes to curl up when you sit down... Take a look at peoples crotches when they sit down in jeans (you probably will anyways)..

The only people who care about shit like thatg still are either too immature to ignore it or are too self conscious
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Old 04-09-2011, 08:11 PM
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Default Re: Pants that make it look like I have a boner

lol you must have a tiny boner
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Old 04-10-2011, 12:07 AM
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Be grateful bro, people think you have a big wang now
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Old 04-10-2011, 01:04 AM
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Buy better quality jeans.
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Old 04-10-2011, 02:25 AM
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its just the zipper
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Old 04-10-2011, 04:50 AM
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its just the zipper
That picture never ceases to make me laugh my ass off.
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Old 04-10-2011, 05:06 AM
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Stop wearing such tight pants.
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