The special kid at the supermarket was being extra special today...

[Axiom]

I always go to the special kid's checkout when I'm high...

[Morb]

Originally Posted by Axiom

I always go to the special kid's checkout when I'm high...

I stopped going to the supermarket high once I realized that the special kid actually has a better handle on life than I do.

Seriously, the dude has had a steady job for 25 years.

[elf omg]

people who come off as easy to take advantage of..

are often taken advantage of

[Morb]

Originally Posted by PK Ashley

people who come off as easy to take advantage of..

are often taken advantage of

(Dare I ask...)

Why are you posting like a 14 year old these days?

[Fza]

Zek is trying to relive the days when his life didn't sucks complete ass.

[Axiom]

Originally Posted by Morb

I stopped going to the supermarket high once I realized that the special kid actually has a better handle on life than I do.

Seriously, the dude has had a steady job for 25 years.

Tell me about it Morb - when I first dropped out of highschool I applied at this same supermarket and was sent a lovely letter along the lines of:

Dear Axiom,

Due to the calibre of other applicants we will not be seeking your employment. We will keep your resume on file should this situation change.

Thanks,
Faceless Supermarket Chain

This dude started working about a week later and still check's-out like a pro today...

[Axiom]

Although it was little more awkward today, but I'm not sure if that was me or him...

[Morb]

I'm serious too, I started working at this grocery store once, and there was this retarded guy who had already been working there for years. I got fired for being a dumbass like three months later, but this retarded guy is still working there.

This retarded guy has shown more tenacity and stability than I ever could. And he probably makes more than me now.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by Morb

(Dare I ask...)

Why are you posting like a 14 year old these days?

what do you mean?

[47 47 47]

Once they hire a retard (which they might get gov. money for IIRC) they're not gonna fucking fire them.

[elf omg]

Originally Posted by 47 47 47

Once they hire a retard (which they might get gov. money for IIRC) they're not gonna fucking fire them.

Unless he stops showing up for work.

[Rice_banger]

we need more retards workers so we can shoplift right under their noses

[ObscuredByClouds]

i always love to see them posted at the really important positions like watching the escalators

[Pancake]

Thread hijacked!
We shall now talk about hi-liters.
I hate hi-liters, because eventually, you just hi-lite EVERYTHING instead of just a paragraph here and there. WTF is up with that?

[The Backdoor Man]

lol the other day when I went to gas up there was a bunch of retard kids fundrasing by pumping gas and washing your windows, so I was like yeah sure wahetever, pump my gas. so hes pumping for like 2 minutes and then the machince starts clicking and hes spilling gas all over the side of my car. I was like hmm Ill pump the gas you go wash my windows
so then I give 2 dollars in change to the supervisor guy holding the bucket and we laugh about old differcult cars. then I go back to my car and this kids leaving streaks on the windshield left and right. then he holds out his pudgy lil hand, expecting some sort of great gift for the shit job that hes done. I just laughed and peaced

[CK-]

Originally Posted by elf omg

Unless he stops showing up for work.

Retards can do no wrong. They aren't capable of deceipt. That poor bastard will come in to work 10 minutes early every day. He'll stand outside the door till noon on Thanksgiving day. In the rain.

[Mudokon Farmer]

Originally Posted by Pancake

Thread hijacked!
We shall now talk about hi-liters.
I hate hi-liters, because eventually, you just hi-lite EVERYTHING instead of just a paragraph here and there. WTF is up with that?

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