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Default The latest Obongo birth certificate controversey, made in photoshop.

This one shows that the numbers (the 1's) were edited for some reason.

http://www.market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=185094

and this one shows the layers.

http://wireupdate.com/video/2011/04/...df-has-layers/


No idea how credible any of this is, I didn't make it, just reporting it.
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obongo?
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Old 04-28-2011, 09:31 AM
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Don't know what to think:

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obongo?
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This is what I thought you meant.

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Nope, I definitely meant the Congo.
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It amazes me that yanks believe their government about 9/11 and all that shit but cant believe a black man was born in their country.
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Does anybody REALLY give a fuck?

I mean....he's better than Bush right?!
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Does anybody REALLY give a fuck?

I mean....he's better than Bush right?!
People care, yes.

better than bush?- It's like comparing two shits that broke off the same turd, they only appear different... Same shit different pile......

Impeach & elect Ron Paul.
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Why the fuck are they using Illustrator? That's just straight up retarded.
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Old 04-29-2011, 05:39 AM
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Does anybody REALLY give a fuck?

I mean....he's better than Bush right?!
That is, in fact, likely the reason such attention is given the subject.
The whole point of the argument is likely to instill the idiotic notion that the US is not a sovereign nation and is, in a nutshell, open to all.
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Default Re: The latest Obongo birth certificate controversey, made in photoshop.

i cant believe people give a fuck if someone not born in the united states cant be president, even if they have lived here for an extended period of time. what does it matter, at all?
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Old 04-29-2011, 06:25 PM
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i cant believe people give a fuck if someone not born in the united states cant be president, even if they have lived here for an extended period of time. what does it matter, at all?
The idea is that the person will be more committed to this country. If I was a canadian citizen, and all of a sudden move to the us to become president, I would likely have canada in my mind first, being born there and living majority of my life there would have influenced my decisions.... ETC.

Flawed? Very, but too stupid/corrupt to secure the loopholes.
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The reason he doesn't have a birth certificate is because primates cannot registers as humans.
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The idea is that the person will be more committed to this country. If I was a canadian citizen, and all of a sudden move to the us to become president, I would likely have canada in my mind first, being born there and living majority of my life there would have influenced my decisions.... ETC.

Flawed? Very, but too stupid/corrupt to secure the loopholes.
Nigger obama didnt spent most of his time in the us, a majority of his nigger lyfe was spent on some 3rd world cuntries .....

That nigger should be impeached and lynched.
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The reason he doesn't have a birth certificate is because primates cannot registers as humans.
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Does anybody REALLY give a fuck?

I mean....he's better than Bush right?!
Not really.

Bush drove us into the ground out of stupidity.

Obama drove us further into the ground out of indifference and ignorance. Obama is not intelligent in matters of being a leader, he's just book-smart enough to know what to say to influence the blind masses. Hence, he was involved in the legal system.

That asshole seriously hasn't done the first beneficial thing for this country, despite promising change. We're not out of the middle east, we're not enacting better health care plans (in fact we're receiving health care "plans" that fuck us over more than help) and the rest of the world continues to laugh at us because our leader is more concerned about proving his birth place than fucking leading a country.

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I overheard some dumb white people at the store the other day talking shit about Obama while the press conference was on a tv. The fat one actually said that Hawaii definitely wasnt a state back then so Obama isnt a citizen.

I picture Dread Lord as that same fat whitey.
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Lol, the stupid thing is. Who cares where he was born? Why does it matter.

He'd be a puppet either way. lol
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Given the responses in this thread I would say my ideas are correct. People don't even know what nationalism and sovereignty is or why it exists. That's just pathetic beyond all explanation.
Either these people are complete idiots, brainwashed, or they're kikes.
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You are quite possibly one of the dumbest, most ignorant member in totse/zoklet history and arguing with you is a waste of valuable time for the biggest basement dwellers. If we sent you back in time to personally witness Obama's mother give birth while holding up two forms of ID while a resurrected Thomas Jefferson points directly at Obama confirming that he's an american citizen you'd still ask for a blood test and precise GPS coordinates. You're probably fat too.
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You are quite possibly one of the dumbest, most ignorant member in totse/zoklet history and arguing with you is a waste of valuable time for the biggest basement dwellers. If we sent you back in time to personally witness Obama's mother give birth while holding up two forms of ID while a resurrected Thomas Jefferson points directly at Obama confirming that he's an american citizen you'd still ask for a blood test and precise GPS coordinates. You're probably fat too.
In fact, I'm not a birther. I've said numerous times that the person who benefitis from this controversy the most is the liberals and the democrats.
In fact, when it first came out and I first reported on it I pointed out that the lawyer making the accusations was a liberal kike and was likely doing it to benefit the democrats/liberals in some way.

Fuck off, mudskin faggot.
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I hate you all I'm moving to canada.
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lol@ anyone who thinks someone who wasn't born in the US would be allowed to run for president in the first place.
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