I want a smiley blowjob

[Turd_Smasher]

^From this one.

Look at all the slobber coming out. Imagine having that thing giving you head and making a slurpy suction noise while doing it. Fucking hawt.

[Sir Cornwell]

You need a toothless hag. Just go, "Oh baby! Take your teeth out!"

[Turd_Smasher]

I would but her denture cream would my my cock all sticky.

[Little Miss Sunshine]

Originally Posted by Turd_Smasher

I would but her denture cream would my my cock all sticky.

Nah, just tingly minty fresh.

[constantinople]

gum that cock good granny. oh yeah. lemme fuck ur skin flaps. ohhh baby. i havent seen you do that since '35

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

LOL! i dont think my penis would fit into a smiley