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Old 05-15-2011, 07:41 PM
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Default The 10 Hottest Women on the Texas Sex Offenders List

There's pics of the women on the site - If you want to see them.

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The 10 Hottest Women on the Texas Sex Offenders List

By Richard Connelly, Thu., May 12 2011

You probably would not be too surprised to learn that the vast majority of people in the Texas Department of Public Safety's sex offender list are male.

And most are not good-looking.

But there are females on there, too. Most of them are not good-looking, true, but who takes a good mugshot besides Tom DeLay?

We combed through 15 of the biggest counties in Texas and came up with the ten hottest women in the database. Warning: In some cases, we picked out the best of a series of mugshots. Alternative choices were starkly different. So click on each link before you send any marriage proposals.

(Note: A lot of people riled up; in case you don't read the comments we posted this in response:
I can understand how some people might react to this. On the other hand, it's a way of getting readers to look at the info, maybe get them to realize there are people out there like this and they all don't look like the obvious stereotypical pervert.
It's understood not everyone will agree.)

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairba..._offenders.php
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Old 05-15-2011, 07:43 PM
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All of them look mediocre, to say the least.
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Old 05-15-2011, 07:47 PM
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With exception to Angelica DeLeon they are all ugly as sin.
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It is a mugshot you know, no lighting or anything.
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Number 7 is the best, but I'm a sucker for girls in glasses.
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Well, who would ruin a good thing and report the hot ones?
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The apology by the author of the article:

The "Hot Sex Offenders" List: An Explanation and Apology
By Richard Connelly, Thu., May 12 2011

Our item about the "10 hottest women" on Texas' sex offender list has understandably generated a lot of controversy.

Here was the genesis of the idea. Last week I spoke to two veteran child-porn prosecutors for a Q&A on how they do their jobs -- how they deal with looking at such horrific evidence -- and how parents can protect their children from being exploited.

They talked of how child predators don't fit any category -- the people they prosecuted included successful lawyers and doctors, as well as unemployed losers.

It triggered an idea about how people have a preconceived notion of what dangerous predators "always" look like -- slovenly fat guys in T-shirts asking kids if they wanted a ride -- and how best to shake that notion up.

An item on "10 sex offenders who don't look like sex offenders" might have done the trick, but seemed boring.

In an attempt to catch attention (and yes, eyeballs and clicks), I thought of the ten hottest female sex offenders. "Hottest" because it's a Web-headline staple for such listicles.

I also wrote an over-the-top intro, trusting that the outrageous headline (Anything putting "hottest" near "sex offenders," I thought, would clearly show over-the-topness) would indicate this was fully intended to shock.

That's why I made the conscious decision to include the victims' ages: To show that "normal-looking" people, people you could pass any day on the street -- or who you might think are "hot" -- are capable of monstrous things.

Glamorizing or trivializing child rape? It did not cross my mind that I was doing that. It should have, it now seems clear.

That was never the intent. I hope that would be obvious, but it seems not.

No one ever likes apologies to "anyone who was offended" because they seem halfhearted. I can only say the intention was to shock (in what I hoped would be a positive way) and not to offend. To a lot of people, I failed miserably. I can understand that, and I apologize to them.

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A lot of them look like they could be teachers. Creepy.

I dunno, I feel like there has to be some hotter ones out there. And true, they are mugshots.
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They have to record their addresses too...sweet. I need to dress like a 12 year old and go get laid.
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​Name: Cori Wheelis
City: Spring
Crime: Sexual assault
Victim: Male, 14

Surely that's the perpetrator, not the victim?
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They can touch my weewee any time.
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Wow that goes beyond uglier then sin
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​Name: Cori Wheelis
City: Spring
Crime: Sexual assault
Victim: Male, 14

Surely that's the perpetrator, not the victim?
Still confused as to why that dyke is on the list.
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Default Re: The 10 Hottest Women on the Texas Sex Offenders List

the hottest one aggravatedly sexually assaulted a male two year old.

https://records.txdps.state.tx.us/DP...D_IDN=10621973


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​Name: Cori Wheelis
City: Spring
Crime: Sexual assault
Victim: Male, 14

Surely that's the perpetrator, not the victim?
Dude with a face like that, The male is DEFINITELY the victim.
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I read this today. Wow. I didn't know the Houston Press was so popular on Zoklet.
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last girl was the hawttess
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Haha They got some weird info here:

FRANTA,BARBARA JEANETTE

Description

SID 08041549
Risk Level MODERATE
Ending Registration Date 7/15/2023
Verification Requirement ANNUALLY
Sex FEMALE
Race WHITE
Ethnicity NON-HISPANIC
Height 5'6"
Weight 130 lbs
Hair Color BROWN
Eye Color HAZEL
Shoe Size 9
Shoe Width UNKNOWN





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the mexican one at the very end is the hottest
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