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Old 05-19-2011, 11:20 AM
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In the South: do they call it beast-y'all-ity?

"All y'all into beast-y'all-ity?"
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Old 05-19-2011, 11:34 AM
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When i was at home i would lock my bedroom door and just sit down on my chair, He would then rush over and stick his head into my skirt and start licking me , it felt so good that i would cum fast and that drove him even more crazy, so i would get down on the floor on my hands and knees and just let him go into my pussy with his big pennis. I would feel him inside me, and he would keep at it for a long time. He liked it so much that he would do it for as long as thirty minutes. I especially liked it right after when he had just got off me and he was dripping with his and my cum and i would just lick it off until he was ready to do it again, and when i wasn't at home i would do it with my cousin's dog and she would join me in doing it with him to, ohhhh i'm getting wet right now just thinking about it. well i'll talk to you later, 'cause i'm going to do it with my new dog who has an even bigger pennis!
I'm guessing at least 75% of these stories if not more are fake. It's one thing to get paid to let some guy record a dog fucking you, it's something else entirely when you are a kinkster and you can't spell penis.

Also, what the fuck is with these comments?



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Old 05-19-2011, 11:39 AM
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I'm guessing at least 75% of these stories if not more are fake. It's one thing to get paid to let some guy record a dog fucking you, it's something else entirely when you are a kinkster and you can't spell penis.
....If it helps you sleep.
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Old 05-19-2011, 11:43 AM
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It helps me sleep...
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Old 05-19-2011, 11:43 AM
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I wonder how girls would react if it was socially appropriate for guys to walk around, sniffing all the hot girls' crotches.
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Old 05-19-2011, 11:52 AM
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http://isitnormal.com/story/my-dog-l...y-pussy-23744/

62% normal.
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Old 05-19-2011, 11:55 AM
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Right....that's normal. I think it's because it's socially unacceptable for girls to be having sex at such a young age with a boy and yet they are so curious and horny that they find a dog which won't be able to impregnate them. I blame society.
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Old 05-19-2011, 11:56 AM
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I wonder how girls would react if it was socially appropriate for guys to walk around, sniffing all the hot girls' crotches.
They'd deal with it. They're only here for our entertainment.
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Old 05-19-2011, 12:12 PM
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Old 05-19-2011, 12:47 PM
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Old 05-19-2011, 01:10 PM
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I'm asking for a broken nose.
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Old 05-19-2011, 01:17 PM
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I think it probably just makes them feel good because like they probably aren't attracted to the dogs themselves, they just like the feeling of a dog tounge on them I think. and the dogs, they will lick anything

this is just so gross though. i don't want to have sex with a girl and have to wonder if a dog has been there first BARF
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Old 05-19-2011, 01:19 PM
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oh yeah ok so I wanna add that I heard of girls getting orgasms when they ride on horses
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Old 05-19-2011, 01:27 PM
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Old 05-19-2011, 02:08 PM
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I remember seeing that linked on anontalk of all places....
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Old 05-19-2011, 02:24 PM
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I think it probably just makes them feel good because like they probably aren't attracted to the dogs themselves, they just like the feeling of a dog tounge on them I think. and the dogs, they will lick anything
I think there is more to it than that.

If it was a panda licking them without any keenness, only because they asked it to, I don't think they would find it as enjoyable.
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:15 PM
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There was once a Dog Boy, who was the result of a sex act between a woman and a Rottweiler.
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:24 PM
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There was once a Dog Boy, who was the result of a sex act between a woman and a Rottweiler.
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:30 PM
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There was once a Dog Boy, who was the result of a sex act between a woman and a Rottweiler.
I lol'd, because I partly believe -SpectraL thinks this is true.
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:48 PM
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^ If those are bestiality videos, I think they are illegal in the UK.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/D...lick_any_links!
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oh yeah ok so I wanna add that I heard of girls getting orgasms when they ride on horses
Apparently a lot of girls hymen's break while they're riding their horse, so they're technically losing their virginity to the horse, and they end up falling in love with it. Makes sense they would get some sort of sexual thrill out of the rocking/bouncing motion.
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Old 05-20-2011, 06:24 AM
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so yeah i just let my german shepherd hump me in the butt like a faggot

It was pleasant snuggling with him on top while he pumped his seed inside me. He let out a sigh of relief and as he laid his head on my shoulder in a relaxed euphoria. His massive cock rubbed against my prostate with every throb and I couldn't help but to rub one out myself. Nothing like the warm, fluffy embrace of man's best friend.
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personally i don't like it.

but here's a link to interesting stories.

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/721968 lol
I got a HUGE boner reading those.
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i'd rather have chicks fuck dogs than other dudes
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Am I the only one who got a boner reading those descriptions of what they did with the dogs?
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Old 05-21-2011, 12:39 PM
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Am I the only one who got a boner reading those descriptions of what they did with the dogs?
It reads better than it lives.
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Am I the only one who got a boner reading those descriptions of what they did with the dogs?
I like how you ask this TWO POSTS after I say I got a boner from it.
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a bit off-topic but what about "slurry" man?

http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/news/Sl...l/article.html

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A man convicted of sexually gratifying himself in manure has been caught doing it again by a child.

David Truscott, 41, of Pengegon Parc, Camborne, was discovered on Saturday by the youngster at Woodbury House Farm, Redruth.

When police officers arrived soon after, they found Truscott naked and covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.
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Looks like I'm gonna have to get a dog for when I'm at work.
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