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Old 05-31-2011, 08:30 PM
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Default Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival

http://www.centralfloridafancy.com/2...ert-for-molly/

I can't stop laughing. Hell yeah molly's that bitch we all want to find, in fact, I ate her yesterday. I wonder if her friend Lucy was there?
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Old 05-31-2011, 08:40 PM
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Hahaha

I gotta start looking for her again aswell.

Its been a while since i was with that angel.
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Old 05-31-2011, 08:44 PM
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Default Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival

Her and Lucy are in my stash drawer right now.

Oh wait the FBI posts here so I guess I shouldn't say that before I get arrested for suspicion of kidnapping.
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Old 05-31-2011, 08:47 PM
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Her and Lucy are in my stash drawer right now.

Oh wait the FBI posts here so I guess I shouldn't say that before I get arrested for suspicion of kidnapping.
Thats kinda too late now ain't it brah?
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Old 05-31-2011, 08:49 PM
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ROFL, dumbass cops
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Hahaha this just made my day.
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everyones related to molly
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Old 05-31-2011, 08:59 PM
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Fake news article is SO FUNNY
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Old 05-31-2011, 09:01 PM
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Fake news article is SO FUNNY
Goddammit, I should have looked at the main page first. But if this really happened I wouldn't have been surprised.
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lol well it instantly became aparent that it was fake but LOLOLOL at the concept of putting out an amber alert for molly at a festival
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CARL!?
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this is great
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Old 05-31-2011, 09:16 PM
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Default Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival

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I was doing some serious ing until I realized this was tongue in cheeck. Thank god.
You couldn't deduce from the use of quotations around "molly"?
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Old 05-31-2011, 09:17 PM
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Default Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival

She was last spotted next to Waldo.
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The best part is the reams of comments from people on the article page saying things like "hahaha wow police are sooo stupid i bet i could find molly at that festival ))"
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http://www.centralfloridafancy.com/2...ert-for-molly/

I can't stop laughing. Hell yeah molly's that bitch we all want to find, in fact, I ate her yesterday. I wonder if her friend Lucy was there?
what fucking retards
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You couldn't deduce from the use of quotations around "molly"?
idk man, different newspapers do things differently. I didn't look around the website at all but the page looked like it was legit, I had no reason to assume it was fake at first.
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