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05-31-2011, 08:30 PM
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Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
http://www.centralfloridafancy.com/2...ert-for-molly/
I can't stop laughing. Hell yeah molly's that bitch we all want to find, in fact, I ate her yesterday. I wonder if her friend Lucy was there?
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05-31-2011, 08:40 PM
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
Hahaha
I gotta start looking for her again aswell.
Its been a while since i was with that angel.
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05-31-2011, 08:44 PM
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
Her and Lucy are in my stash drawer right now.
Oh wait the FBI posts here so I guess I shouldn't say that before I get arrested for suspicion of kidnapping.
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05-31-2011, 08:47 PM
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
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Originally Posted by Intoxicated Shaman
Her and Lucy are in my stash drawer right now.
Oh wait the FBI posts here so I guess I shouldn't say that before I get arrested for suspicion of kidnapping.
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Thats kinda too late now ain't it brah?
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05-31-2011, 08:49 PM
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
ROFL, dumbass cops
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05-31-2011, 08:49 PM
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
Hahaha this just made my day.
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05-31-2011, 08:49 PM
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
everyones related to molly
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05-31-2011, 08:59 PM
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
Fake news article is SO FUNNY
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05-31-2011, 09:01 PM
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
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Fake news article is SO FUNNY
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Goddammit, I should have looked at the main page first. But if this really happened I wouldn't have been surprised.
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05-31-2011, 09:04 PM
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
lol well it instantly became aparent that it was fake but LOLOLOL at the concept of putting out an amber alert for molly at a festival
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05-31-2011, 09:14 PM
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
CARL!?
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05-31-2011, 09:15 PM
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Duke
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
this is great
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05-31-2011, 09:16 PM
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Duke
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
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I was doing some serious  ing until I realized this was tongue in cheeck. Thank god.
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You couldn't deduce from the use of quotations around "molly"?
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05-31-2011, 09:17 PM
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Duke
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
She was last spotted next to Waldo.
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05-31-2011, 09:27 PM
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
The best part is the reams of comments from people on the article page saying things like "hahaha wow police are sooo stupid i bet i could find molly at that festival  ))"
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05-31-2011, 09:36 PM
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
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what fucking retards
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05-31-2011, 09:46 PM
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Duke
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
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Originally Posted by a334jv2df
You couldn't deduce from the use of quotations around "molly"?
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idk man, different newspapers do things differently. I didn't look around the website at all but the page looked like it was legit, I had no reason to assume it was fake at first.
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05-31-2011, 09:50 PM
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Re: Amber alert issued for Molly at electronic music festival
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CARL!?
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