The library cop is OK with me doing massive shots of vodka in the nonfiction section

[CK-]

I found the flash drive he forgot to unplug out of the computers. This is how important alliances are forged.

[J.P.W]

I like your style.

[CK-]

I'm sure that since I was man enough to approach him with about this the janitore (who is pretty tight with him) doesn't even mind all those times I vomited all over the bathroom.

[Reefer]

They mind, it's just out of pity.

[CK-]

Originally Posted by Reefer

They mind, it's just out of pity.

I can live with that. You know why? Next time your mother walks into the "For Dummies" section in the library and sees me taking a swig of gut rot while scratching my balls she won't get far by complaining. An alliance is an alliance. Welcome to real life.