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Old 06-02-2011, 08:13 PM
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Letting the shop keeper keep the 1p change because your a fucking top guy.
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:16 PM
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You're like the baddest motherfucker in your estate. Bitches be all over your shell-suited sovereign-ringed fake-burberry-capped self. Word.
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:58 PM
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I usually let them keep the 5 cents, not because I think they deserve it but just because I dont want my pockets filled with 5cents.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:16 PM
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i just keep it, it adds up eventually
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:24 PM
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i just keep it, it adds up eventually
Do it for a whole month and you'd have like 30 fucking pence.

That buys a fast food meal where ZappaFan comes from.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:26 PM
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Do it for a whole month and you'd have like 30 fucking pence.

That buys a fast food meal where ZappaFan comes from.
Lol @ immigrant
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:27 PM
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Lol @ immigrant
Explain. But read the OP before you try to.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:29 PM
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Explain. But read the OP before you try to.
You're an immigrant because I said so. Now get back to your fucking sweatshop and make some pants. You can't wear that skirt all the fucking time.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:30 PM
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You're an immigrant because I said so. Now get back to your fucking sweatshop and make some pants. You can't wear that skirt all the fucking time.
Lol @ the fat ginger unemployed trailer yank.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:46 PM
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Lol @ the fat ginger unemployed trailer yank.
Laugh all you want to. We all know its a skirt. How much do you get paid to wear that thing?
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:48 PM
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Letting the shop keeper keep the 1p change because your a fucking top guy.
You're*

Sometimes when I'm in a taxi I and it comes to £9.60 or some shit I tell him to keep the ten.

Most of the time I want my change though.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:52 PM
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How much do you get paid to wear that thing?
Not in monetary terms, but with mucho fangita.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:55 PM
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Not in monetary terms, but with mucho fangita.
I remember one time a gave you a chance. Things were fine until you decided to post.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:56 PM
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I tip the cab guy 2.50.
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Old 06-02-2011, 10:13 PM
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I tip the cab guy 2.50.
He must suck a mean dick.
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Old 06-02-2011, 10:58 PM
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I usually just take the change because it would be more mental effort to say "keep the change" than to hold my hand out.
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Old 06-03-2011, 04:48 AM
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I usually just take the change because it would be more mental effort to say "keep the change" than to hold my hand out.
We Americans have more of a hurry on us. Keep the change saves precious time.
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Old 06-03-2011, 05:09 AM
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Default Re: Letting the shop keeper keep the 1p change because your a fucking top guy.

I never let them keep change. It slowly adds up in the drink holder and you can whack it in the coke machine. I also never tip because that is only a practice for scum.
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Old 06-03-2011, 02:43 PM
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i throw copper in the bin, aint no nigga gettin my monies
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I got a change jar and I use it. Got a problem with it? Then go fuck yourself.
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Old 06-03-2011, 02:48 PM
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I got a change jar and I use it. Got a problem with it? Then go fuck yourself.
ill fuck u for dissin my jelly
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i tell them to put it in the charity box like a fucking boss.
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Old 06-03-2011, 03:11 PM
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We Americans have more of a hurry on us. Keep the change saves precious time.
you live in texas.

if i lived in texas i would savour that precious time so that i didn't have to go back out into the god damn sun.
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