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Old 06-07-2011, 01:07 PM
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So I met this 17 year old girl through a friend of mine, she happens to live 5 minutes walk from my house. So my friend, this girl and another couple decided to all go out to dinner at a Korean BBQ restaurant. Food was great, shots were strong and there were a lot of them. Wild night but I had fun.

The next morning I wake up in bed with this girl she’s pretty average so I wasn't so happy about this. I tell her I have to study but she just sits next to me while I study for a few hours, I then decide to put a movie on since she has no intention of leaving. At about 6pm her mum calls her and she has to go home (finally). The next morning I put my phone on charge and notice I've missed fucking 71 phone calls from this girl! This kind of freaks me out a little but I shrug it off. I check my facebook and she has sent me a message saying we had sex last night - great another virginity taken. Two of her "friends" from her work add me on facebook and start messaging me asking if I have had sex with this girl, now what the fuck? They're not even her friends and she has told them, this is fucking annoying - I realized why I have been avoiding any girls younger than 16-17. I then receive a phone call while I'm in college from her, she wants to know if I can go to the cinema with her, I tell her no I have to go to the gym then study later on, so she hangs up on me .

Just 5 minutes ago she called again saying she wants to talk and that she is coming over, she also had to remind me we had sex. I tell her no I'm going to bed in half an hour (which I plan to do) but she insists, I give her my final answer; no, in which she replies "no I'm coming over." then hangs up the phone. By the time I post this she will be knocking on my door.

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Old 06-07-2011, 01:16 PM
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Old 06-07-2011, 01:19 PM
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this is fucking annoying - I realized why I have been avoiding any girls younger than 16-17.
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You realized why?
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Old 06-07-2011, 01:21 PM
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So what is wrong with her sucking you off while you study? Or taking her to a movie and having her blow you? She wants your penis why not give it to her to play with while you are doing your normal shit? Besides we all know the ugly ones tend to have cute friends, she's probably telling them what a great penis you have, keep her around till you find her cute friend that you wanna fuck more than her.
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Old 06-07-2011, 01:24 PM
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Is she asian? If yes, what's your fucking problem, are you gay?
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Old 06-07-2011, 01:29 PM
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Is she asian? If yes, what's your fucking problem, are you gay?
Nah bro if she was asian I would be all over her pussy, but shes not , she's from the UK.
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Old 06-07-2011, 01:47 PM
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Turn that bitch inside out.
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Old 06-07-2011, 01:50 PM
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What did you expect to come out of hooking up with a 17 year old?
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Old 06-07-2011, 01:53 PM
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99% sure she lied about the sex
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Old 06-07-2011, 01:56 PM
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A lulzworthy story indeed. Seventy one phone calls!
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Old 06-07-2011, 01:57 PM
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You would think after the first 50 calls she'd get the idea
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Old 06-07-2011, 02:10 PM
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Okay I'm going to break this down for you:

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So I met this 17 year old girl through a friend of mine, she happens to live 5 minutes walk from my house. So my friend, this girl and another couple decided to all go out to dinner at a Korean BBQ restaurant. Food was great, shots were strong and there were a lot of them. Wild night but I had fun.
Okay so you went and hung out with some friends. Following so far?

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The next morning I wake up in bed with this girl she’s pretty average so I wasn't so happy about this. I tell her I have to study but she just sits next to me while I study for a few hours, I then decide to put a movie on since she has no intention of leaving.
You did not have sex that night. This is her first experience with boys, and so she is uncomfortable and doesn't really know what to do. She's probably waiting for you to make a move and make out with her, or to just directly ask her to leave. She's sitting there because she likes you and wants you to talk to her.

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At about 6pm her mum calls her and she has to go home (finally). The next morning I put my phone on charge and notice I've missed fucking 71 phone calls from this girl! This kind of freaks me out a little but I shrug it off. I check my facebook and she has sent me a message saying we had sex last night - great another virginity taken.
Like another poster said, she is definitely lying about the sex. She really wants to lose her virginity and wants you to be the one to take it from her. At this point though, she has already told her friends that you guys fucked, and that she lost her virginity to you. She told you on facebook that you guys had sex to "remind" you because you were really drunk and probably didn't remember.

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Two of her "friends" from her work add me on facebook and start messaging me asking if I have had sex with this girl, now what the fuck?
They don't believe that she lost her virginity to you, so they're asking you to call her out on her bullshit. But since she already told you that you two fucked, you probably said "yea we did" or whatever.

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They're not even her friends and she has told them, this is fucking annoying - I realized why I have been avoiding any girls younger than 16-17.
Irrelevant.

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I then receive a phone call while I'm in college from her, she wants to know if I can go to the cinema with her, I tell her no I have to go to the gym then study later on, so she hangs up on me .
She realizes at this point that she is still a virgin, but she told her friends that she's not. Now she really wants to actually make it happen, so she went online to look at "how to get a guy interested in you" and skims over the part that says "keep him interested/guessing" and so she presumes that means hanging up on you, because, well, she doesn't want to seem too eager.

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Just 5 minutes ago she called again saying she wants to talk and that she is coming over, she also had to remind me we had sex. I tell her no I'm going to bed in half an hour (which I plan to do) but she insists, I give her my final answer; no, in which she replies "no I'm coming over." then hangs up the phone. By the time I post this she will be knocking on my door.
She wants to have sex "again", but that really means she wants to have sex for the first time. She wants to lose her virginity so badly, and since she has already told her friends, she doesn't want to be caught in a lie and you're her scapegoat.

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No, you're okay. Just give her what she wants.

But you also need to understand that she might want to become romantically involved with you here. If you just want to be fuck buddies, tell her straight up that you're not looking for a relationship. Because once you take her virginity she'll probably be stuck to you like bees in honey
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Old 06-07-2011, 02:15 PM
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Pics?????
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Old 06-07-2011, 02:19 PM
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pics or it didn't happen and never will happen
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Old 06-07-2011, 02:19 PM
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Yarp. You know the rules.

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Old 06-07-2011, 02:23 PM
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Old 06-07-2011, 02:33 PM
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Yarp. You know the rules.

Distortion: Still have yet to watch A Serbian Film. Might save it for tonight..
you won't fap

total waste of time that movie is

might as well watch it and get it over with so you can move on to quality porn
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Old 06-07-2011, 02:38 PM
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Ofcourse I won't fap silly buns!
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Old 06-07-2011, 07:04 PM
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Not bad. I'm not seeing any holes in it. The 71 phone calls was a bit of a stretch, but it'll still probably fly OK. Overall I give you a 9.5/10.
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How old are you?
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underage stalker that tells everyone you had sex with them?


lol when the police come
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If what you are telling us is an accurate and truthful account of what happened, then - PLEASE - listen to Obscuredbyclouds.
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underage stalker that tells everyone you had sex with them?


lol when the police come
16 is the age on consent in the UK.
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ObscuredbyClouds, youjust about nailed it right there....props to you

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