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Old 07-02-2011, 03:35 AM
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Default Kid shoots self in the face with a crossbow.

A bolt is currently sticking out of his cheek. What a dumbass.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-accident.html
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Old 07-02-2011, 03:37 AM
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Default Re: Kid shoots self in the face with a crossbow.

Probably that guy on here who wanted to buy that crossbow.
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Old 07-02-2011, 03:58 AM
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Default Re: Kid shoots self in the face with a crossbow.

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Probably that guy on here who wanted to buy that crossbow.
i hope so.
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Old 07-02-2011, 04:11 AM
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Default Re: Kid shoots self in the face with a crossbow.

He's lying... He tried to kill himself and chickened out I say.

And if the story is true he's a fucking retard and deserved being shot in the face.

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Old 07-02-2011, 04:50 AM
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Old 07-02-2011, 04:57 AM
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Default Re: Kid shoots self in the face with a crossbow.

The picture is both pitiful and hilarious. I couldn't help but laugh out loud! Bet he'll be playin' it safe from now on. The asshole in the sky gave him a second chance.
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^Or he just enjoys toying with this dude.

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Default Re: Kid shoots self in the face with a crossbow.

When I read this in Hot Topics i literally burst out laughing.

The picture is even funnier. You can tell he's all opiated, look at his face and tell me he gives a fuck.
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^Wait until he tells all the kids at school he took a long shaft right to the face.

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Darwinism.
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Default Re: Kid shoots self in the face with a crossbow.

This is one of those rare instances where a cross bow to the fact actually increases ones attractiveness
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