Ace Combat: Assault Horizon

[Snoopy]

Ace Combat: Assault Horizon

Trailers: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3...-combat/715031

Gameplay: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/cl...-combat/716905

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I'm so pumped for this shit it's crazy look at all that shit. I've been playing 3D flight arcades & sims since the day I played F/A-18 Interceptor on the Amiga back in the late 80s. Recently the genre has been sort of dead besides Tom 'epic faggot' Clancey's HAWX. Well Mr. Clancy, you can now eat shit and die because this new installment of Ace Combat will drop bombs filled with plutonium and cow excrement all over your gay face.

Holy tits this game will have:

Choppas!
BOMBS!
No volleybal!
ROCKETS
Big fucking jet engines.
75 different types of cheese.
MOAR BOMBS.
Epic fast paced arcade JIZM on my TV screen.
DOG FIGHTS!
FUCKING DOG FIGHTS!
SHIT LAYING DOG FIGHTS!
50 other types of cheese.
MANLY MEN.
OMG THERES GON BE DOGFIGHTS

Fuck yeah I can't wait!!!

inb4 mancannon & shrike wearing their gay monocles and being liek zomg u play unsophisticated games liek nfs carbon & assassin's creed u aint kore liek us.

[Ed Lister]

I think you need to take some lithium and calm the fuck down man. Game looks cool though.

[Eridani]

What did you think of Ace Combat 6? Thought it was kind of fun, only flight sim I've played apart from those late 90s Novalogic ones.

[Rolf]

Too bad it's console only, oh well, Rolf has pc sims, proclaims Rolf.

[Snoopy]

Don't own a 360.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Rolf

Too bad it's console only, oh well, Rolf has pc sims, proclaims Rolf.

So why don't you buy a console?

lol I just opened up a can of worms.

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

So why don't you buy a console?

Rolf has access to both PS3 and XBox360, but they are not in the room of Rolf and do not have joystick, so bother Rolf does not. PC games are prettier anyway, proclaims Rolf.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Rolf

Rolf has access to both PS3 and XBox360, but they are not in the room of Rolf and do not have joystick, so bother Rolf does not. PC games are prettier anyway, proclaims Rolf.

lol you still live with your parents

Nice one. The state of Rolfistan must truly be big. Damp and smell of dirty socks.

[rell]

Won't playing that bring you back flashbacks of NATO airstrikes?

[Ed Lister]

Originally Posted by rell

Won't playing that bring you back flashbacks of NATO airstrikes?

It hurts to read that.

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

lol you still live with your parents

Incorrect, states Rolf.

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Nice one. The state of Rolfistan must truly be big. Damp and smell of dirty socks.

Similar to the Balkans, isn't it? Asks Rolf. But forgot the numerous loud mouth egoists, the lack of beautiful women and the widespread number of meaningless and often violent arguments, proclaims Rolf.

[Psych]

Originally Posted by Rolf

the room of Rolf

[Darkhunter]

Originally Posted by Psych

What the fuck does Jeff Hunter have to do with this thread?

[Hydroponichronic]

The plotline in ace combat is always gay as FUCK. The gameplay, OTOH, is fucking brilliant. In Ace6, remember the battle against the aiaigon? I always did it with the a10 with FAEBs (divebombing). Shit was off the chain.

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by Psych

Rolf has no printer, Rolf doesn't have a white collar job, PC is too old, guy is too fat, guy has too much facial and head hair, guy isn't wearing star wars boxers, the pecs of Rolf are not so large (Rolf is not a bodybuilder), Rolf has no toilet room connecting to the room of Rolf, seat is not comfortable enough, there is no bed, not enough dirty socks, proclaims Rolf. Said portrayal of the room of Rolf is too inaccurate, therefore Rolf disallows said moviefilm by said unknown meaningless peasant, states Rolf.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Rolf

Incorrect, states Rolf.



Similar to the Balkans, isn't it? Asks Rolf. But forgot the numerous loud mouth egoists, the lack of beautiful women and the widespread number of meaningless and often violent arguments, proclaims Rolf.

It seems I have struck a nerve...

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

It seems I have struck a nerve...

Time for WAR , proclaims Rolf.

This time, no haxing to down the F117 of Rolf, adds Rolf.

[Bleeding Kansas]

So that trailer looked pretty good.... and then I scrolled down to the comments.



blacks.

[Snoopy]

lol

[TheBoneRushCrush20]

This game actually disappointed the god damn mother fucking shit out of me. It is a true piece of worthless ass crap shit. Fuck Project Aces. Fuck Namco for losing this. Fuck everyone who had a part in letting this change from very good Ace Combat 4, Zero, and 6 into Ace Call of Fucking Duty. Fuck that flying in Miami and evil Moscow Russia bullshit. Story lines, epic shit, somewhat realism (not saying we need Microsoft Flight Simulator) but god mother fucking damn...all the fucking missile hits and machine gun fire just to take one enemy out...BULL FUCKING SHIT. Fuck you, fuck everyone who thinks this game is good because it is SHIT. There are not enough dicks in the world that could fulfill how many that this game sucks. TRULY FUCKED UP A VERY GOOD SERIES. If you mother fucker's are struggling with keeping up with demands and stupid shit then just make another fucking bitch game. Don't go and fuck up something worked for so hard in the past...if you can't tell, I use to work for you fucking assholes

[Snoopy]

lol u got trolled^^

[NamelessNom4d]

This does look awesome and its on Steam! And it supports flight stick controls for sim junkies. The thing that bothers me though is that it is trying to be pseudo realistic like Call of Duty. I liked Ace Combat 4 with the fictional states at war and the crazy super weapons and shit at the end. Idk if this new one will havev that or not...