Here's some advice

Rykoshet · #1 01-22-2009, 01:17 AM

Here's some fucking advice: stop giving out advice.

Every fucking thread is full of half-baked advice from retards attempting to be casanova. Nobody wants your shitty advice. When it's asked for, post it in the relevant thread, and we can mock your concept more easily and within the context of the issue.

We don't need a million threads about how to talk to women or escalate some kinesthetics. Especially since it's all either beyond common sense or utterly retarded. I know you're trying to help, it's appreciated, but we don't need the clutter and I'm missing out Silverfuck's threads because the board is filled with your useless shit.

That said, this board is lacking a good percentage of the minuscule female population it once had.

Don't turn away the ones that are already here by turning this into some wannabe shitfest pickup-artist board.

Discuss real issues that pertain to your life, love, and relationships, or post in threads that discuss said issues.

We don't want to hear stupid shit.

And to those who say "no, I need to learn, let them post this shit", here's some GREAT FUCKING ADVICE FOR FREE:

Women are OUT THERE. Not in here. You won't learn to play basketball watching youtube, and you won't learn to pick up women on your computer. Go out, grab numbers, make dates, and have sex.

Come back when you have a real issue, like how to stop giving your women multiple orgasms.

Silverfuck · #2 01-22-2009, 01:20 AM

Silverfuck doesn't make threads. I think I made like...ten threads in the whole time I was on totse. But I appreciate the thought anyways.

Roll Fizzlebeef · #3 01-22-2009, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Rykoshet

I'm missing out Silverfuck's threads because the board is filled with your useless shit.

You virgins are hilarious.

Rykoshet · #4 01-22-2009, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck

Silverfuck doesn't make threads. I think I made like...ten threads in the whole time I was on totse. But I appreciate the thought anyways.

Silverfuck is the only female I know on the new boards

Plus I can make jokes about Harper or Tim Hortons or a 2-4 and you'd know what I meant.

Rykoshet · #5 01-22-2009, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Roll Fizzlebeef

You virgins are hilarious.

I'm thinking of writing a book, let me know what you think of the title:

Of Sarcasm...and Other Rhetoric Devices

aliveupboy · #6 01-22-2009, 01:24 AM

I thought his rant was stupid but his overall point is dead on. Not to mention most of these 'advice' threads are at best filled with nothing more then common sense. "tell interesting stories" and "be dominate" do not deserve their own threads. I want the old SnA back

Silverfuck · #7 01-22-2009, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Rykoshet

Silverfuck is the only female I know on the new boards

Plus I can make jokes about Harper or Tim Hortons or a 2-4 and you'd know what I meant.

And I won't ask what the LCBO is. That's really the only reason you people want me around.

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Oh yeah, if I can gather the motivation to assemble my portfolio next week, I'll probably be visiting Ryerson (with my parents, woot) over my March break.

Roll Fizzlebeef · #8 01-22-2009, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rykoshet

I'm thinking of writing a book, let me know what you think of the title:

Of Sarcasm...and Other Rhetoric Devices

aliveupboy · #9 01-22-2009, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck

And I won't ask what the LCBO is. That's really the only reason you people want me around.

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Oh yeah, if I can gather the motivation to assemble my portfolio next week, I'll probably be visiting Ryerson (with my parents, woot) over my March break.

Pfft, you're not old enough to buy from the lcbo.

Fanglekai · #10 01-22-2009, 01:27 AM

Ryko, I thought you were leaving totse, yet you joined here and are posting once again. What happened to the leaving thing you had going on?

Silverfuck · #11 01-22-2009, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by aliveupboy

Pfft, you're not old enough to buy from the lcbo.

My boyfriend is

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Plus, I apparently also have friends with fake I.Ds, which is handy.

Silverfuck · #12 01-22-2009, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Fanglekai

Ryko, I thought you were leaving totse, yet you joined here and are posting once again. What happened to the leaving thing you had going on?

My allure was too strong, and the promise of a passionate e-love affair too sweet.

aliveupboy · #13 01-22-2009, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Fanglekai

Ryko, I thought you were leaving totse, yet you joined here and are posting once again. What happened to the leaving thing you had going on?

You ALWAYS return to the temple... err... the temple replacement in this case.

Rykoshet · #14 01-22-2009, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck

And I won't ask what the LCBO is. That's really the only reason you people want me around.

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Oh yeah, if I can gather the motivation to assemble my portfolio next week, I'll probably be visiting Ryerson (with my parents, woot) over my March break.

There's something weird about their photography program. I spoke with some people in 2nd year (back when you asked me for help, then left me hanging after I got all the info...) and they all said it wasn't too bad getting in.

But there's 36 kids in the 2nd year program and only 11 in the first year, at least from what I can see on the website. Freaked me out. I was gonna go journalism and from what I hear from people (all years) it's fun, but they're not too thrilled about going out to get a job.

Hah, I remember having a thing with a "jessica" from photography, but there's 2 jessicas in her year in photography, that's fucking hillarious.

Rykoshet · #15 01-22-2009, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck

Plus, I apparently also have friends with fake I.Ds, which is handy.

Any why not just extend the crime ring 1 degree and get a fake ID yourself?

Actually, if nobody looks like you, I'll sell you a real ID that looks kinda like you, except you'd have to pretend you're 22.

aliveupboy · #16 01-22-2009, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rykoshet

Any why not just extend the crime ring 1 degree and get a fake ID yourself?

Actually, if nobody looks like you, I'll sell you a real ID that looks kinda like you, except you'd have to pretend you're 22.

You can get a fake id for like 40$ in Tdot.

Rykoshet · #17 01-22-2009, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by aliveupboy

You can get a fake id for like 40$ in Tdot.

That won't work at any bar in toronto (it's not fucking t-dot unless you're a trashy 12 year old black chick) because they're smarter than that.

Real IDs that are of older people are the only thing that works in good bars/clubs. I'm sure you can find someone ugly enough to pass for you.

aliveupboy · #18 01-22-2009, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rykoshet

That won't work at any bar in toronto (it's not fucking t-dot unless you're a trashy 12 year old black chick) because they're smarter than that.

Real IDs that are of older people are the only thing that works in good bars/clubs. I'm sure you can find someone ugly enough to pass for you.

You trying to start a flame war with me or something? Yes they will work, assuming your smart enough to get a decent, out of province ID made. Fucking idiot. I am also of age, so I don't need an ID, not to mention I'm probably much better looking than you are.

Rykoshet · #19 01-22-2009, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by aliveupboy

You trying to start a flame war with me or something? Yes they will work, assuming your smart enough to get a decent, out of province ID made. Fucking idiot. I am also of age, so I don't need an ID, not to mention I'm probably much better looking than you are.

That's a big LOL on absolutely all counts.

aliveupboy · #20 01-22-2009, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rykoshet

That's a big LOL on absolutely all counts.

K then. You're rebuttal lacked.... everything. Fail.

Rykoshet · #21 01-22-2009, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by aliveupboy

K then. You're rebuttal lacked.... everything. Fail.

You wouldn't try to argue wavelengths with a child, would you? No, the sky is blue because grass took green, banana took yellow, and fire took red.

Likewise, for you, my ostentatious friend, you are so awesome in every possible way (including with the ladies) because it's your world and I couldn't possibly begin to open your eyes to the truth.

In conclusion: The cow goes MOO.

Thought Riot · #22 01-22-2009, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by aliveupboy

You trying to start a flame war with me or something? Yes they will work, assuming your smart enough to get a decent, out of province ID made. Fucking idiot.I am also of age, so I don't need an ID, not to mention I'm probably much better looking than you are.

*throws fuel on the fire*

Cliche Guevara · #23 01-22-2009, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Rykoshet

You wouldn't try to argue wavelengths with a child, would you? No, the sky is blue because grass took green, banana took yellow, and fire took red.

Likewise, for you, my ostentatious friend, you are so awesome in every possible way (including with the ladies) because it's your world and I couldn't possibly begin to open your eyes to the truth.

In conclusion: The cow goes MOO.

I loled.

Cliche Guevara · #24 01-22-2009, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by aliveupboy

You trying to start a flame war with me or something? Yes they will work, assuming your smart enough to get a decent, out of province ID made. Fucking idiot. I am also of age, so I don't need an ID, not to mention I'm probably much better looking than you are.

Flame on, because you are definately on fire you queer. hahahahaha go out a decent out of province ID, take a picture of yourself in a bar and prove us all wrong.

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Originally Posted by aliveupboy

You trying to start a flame war with me or something? Yes they will work, assuming your smart enough to get a decent, out of province ID made. Fucking idiot. I am also of age, so I don't need an ID, not to mention I'm probably much better looking than you are.

Flame on, because you are definately on fire you queer. hahahahaha go out a decent out of province ID, take a picture of yourself in a bar and prove us all wrong.

Rykoshet · #25 01-22-2009, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Cliche Guevara

I loled.

You got demodded?

Cliche Guevara · #26 01-22-2009, 03:45 AM

No, i changed my title to the Dutch Master (after the blunt)

jheit8 · #27 01-22-2009, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Rykoshet

You wouldn't try to argue wavelengths with a child, would you? No, the sky is blue because grass took green, banana took yellow, and fire took red.

Likewise, for you, my ostentatious friend, you are so awesome in every possible way (including with the ladies) because it's your world and I couldn't possibly begin to open your eyes to the truth.

In conclusion: The cow goes MOO.

You told him good!

Bad_Intentions · #28 01-22-2009, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rykoshet

Silverfuck is the only female I know on the new boards

There is me?
I swear there is at least 2 others.

dreiman · #29 01-22-2009, 03:59 AM

Hi.

aliveupboy · #30 01-22-2009, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Rykoshet

You wouldn't try to argue wavelengths with a child, would you? No, the sky is blue because grass took green, banana took yellow, and fire took red.

Likewise, for you, my ostentatious friend, you are so awesome in every possible way (including with the ladies) because it's your world and I couldn't possibly begin to open your eyes to the truth.

In conclusion: The cow goes MOO.

Oh shit, you sure showed me

. Omg lik2 u can use big wordz, oh noes i betta run. Lemme guess, you took a philosophy course at ryerson and now you think you're hot shit? Meh. Either way I couldn't give a shit about what you have to say. The cow goes moo indeed. Blow me. Its not like I even made any extreme claims. I said I am over 18 and good looking. MY GOD! The odds are astronomical that its true! If you seriously think that such a scenario is incredibly far fetched then you are simply an idiot with a large ego. You are also trying way to hard to sound smart.

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Originally Posted by Cliche Guevara

Flame on, because you are definately on fire you queer. hahahahaha go out a decent out of province ID, take a picture of yourself in a bar and prove us all wrong.

Flame on, because you are definately on fire you queer. hahahahaha go out a decent out of province ID, take a picture of yourself in a bar and prove us all wrong.

Awwww. Its cute really. Cumming to the aid of your butt buddy like that. And with such speed too! Really. This is a true Kodak moment.

You said the same thing twice. Not to mention your numerous spelling and grammatical mistakes. One sentence doesn't even make sense at all, "go out a decent out of province ID".... right. Besides that, you want me to take a picture of myself in a bar? Fuck you. I don't give two shits of a nigger if you believe im 19 or not. How old are you exactly? (awaits 'over 18' response) WELL POST PICS LOLOLOOL. Idiot.

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Originally Posted by Cliche Guevara

No, i changed my title to the Dutch Master (after the blunt)

Aww. Another gem. Isn't that cute. You're sooooo cool mister stoner. What an original title! Faggot.

aliveupboy · #31 01-22-2009, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by jheit4

You told him good!

No he didn't. He basically said you can't change someones perspective, except tried really hard to make it sound smart. My god!! How insulting. It actually reduced me to tears

Everything he said can also be applied on himself, making his comment even more pointless and stupid.

ergoat · #32 01-22-2009, 04:26 AM

Who would've thought that a thread based on hypocrisy would bring such hostility...

some choad · #33 01-22-2009, 04:39 AM

I just looked out my window and an old lady was doing wheelies on her mobility scooter

dreiman · #34 01-22-2009, 04:41 AM

LOL

Cliche Guevara · #35 01-22-2009, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by aliveupboy

Oh shit, you sure showed me

. Omg lik2 u can use big wordz, oh noes i betta run. Lemme guess, you took a philosophy course at ryerson and now you think you're hot shit? Meh. Either way I couldn't give a shit about what you have to say. The cow goes moo indeed. Blow me. Its not like I even made any extreme claims. I said I am over 18 and good looking. MY GOD! The odds are astronomical that its true! If you seriously think that such a scenario is incredibly far fetched then you are simply an idiot with a large ego. You are also trying way to hard to sound smart.

Awwww. Its cute really. Cumming to the aid of your butt buddy like that. And with such speed too! Really. This is a true Kodak moment.

You said the same thing twice. Not to mention your numerous spelling and grammatical mistakes. One sentence doesn't even make sense at all, "go out a decent out of province ID".... right. Besides that, you want me to take a picture of myself in a bar? Fuck you. I don't give two shits of a nigger if you believe im 19 or not. How old are you exactly? (awaits 'over 18' response) WELL POST PICS LOLOLOOL. Idiot.

Aww. Another gem. Isn't that cute. You're sooooo cool mister stoner. What an original title! Faggot.

okay u win. now stfu. (although i would like to defend the coherency of my post, i dont put much time or effort into responding you shitty posts, if you arent going to try (with your shitty contentless shit ass posts) neither am i)