Just had a nice quick wank

[Instigator]

wanking in peoples house which aren't yours is almost as fun as having a danger wank on the bus with all the schoolkids around half 3.

[Essence71]

ahaha this is true; more fun when ur sharing a bed

[Turd_Smasher]

I dated a chick that cleaned rich people's houses over the weekend and she invited me over one time and I seriously fucked her in a millionaire's bed.
To think to this day, a millionaire is sleeping in my cum stains. We did it in front of his dog's too. They weren't really watching though, just slept on the side of the bed.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

i bet that millionaire fucked your girlfriend in his bed too

[Turd_Smasher]

Ghaaa, I hope not. She was ugly as fuck.

[virgil caine]

bro

[Cephalotus]

Ultimate danger wank is in class.

[ergoat]

Originally Posted by -SextrolL

Ultimate danger wank is in class.

Nah not even. Just go grab one of the Nat Geos or peer under the desk of the girl opposite you.

[Instigator]

[Cephalotus]

Originally Posted by ergoat

Nah not even. Just go grab one of the Nat Geos or peer under the desk of the girl opposite you.

Danger wank (dayn-jer-wank) n. - Masturbating in a place where it is highly inappropriate to do so and in which there is a high probability one will be caught.

Yeh even.

[ergoat]

Originally Posted by -SextrolL

Danger wank (dayn-jer-wank) n. - Masturbating in a place where it is highly inappropriate to do so and in which there is a high probability one will be caught.

Yeh even.

Nah not even. It was easy as. Who ever got caught jerking it in class?

[Reefer]

who ever seriously fapped in class???

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

who didnt?

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

but seriously sometimes wed have a class wank. as we got into highschool it would turn into a suckfest instead and retarded jenny always got the worst of it

[Instigator]

Originally Posted by M. Samuel Chevalier

but seriously sometimes wed have a class wank. as we got into highschool it would turn into a suckfest instead and retarded jenny always got the worst of it

soggy biscuit?

A mate of mine once wanked off a dog for 4 ciggies.

[Cephalotus]

Originally Posted by ergoat

Nah not even. It was easy as. Who ever got caught jerking it in class?

I did

Originally Posted by Reefer

who ever seriously fapped in class???

I did

[constantinople]

I know someone who got expelled for jacking of in class and blatantly staring at a girl in the class while he did it. Many lulz were had.

[ZappaFan]

Originally Posted by Instigator

wanking in peoples house which aren't yours is almost as fun as having a danger wank on the bus with all the schoolkids around half 3.

Wut?

[Instigator]

Originally Posted by ZappaFan

Wut?

wut?

[Reefer]

Originally Posted by TrustedDr.Watson

I know someone who got expelled for jacking of in class and blatantly staring at a girl in the class while he did it. Many lulz were had.

Yeah sure......

you 'knew someone'

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by Reefer

Yeah sure......

you 'knew someone'

Excuse me, know of someone. I never met him personally. I wouldn't jack off in class, I'm way to chicken shit. You think I want to deal with that high-level discomfort when you get busted? This kid who went to school with my sophmore year at a CATHOLIC PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL got expelled for jacking it to beastality in the library.