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Old 08-30-2011, 03:11 AM
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Alright so I was an excessive loud headphone user for years and it got to the point where I temporarily lost my sense of balance. Eventually I regained my senses to an extent but my drug use prompted feelings of not give a fuckedness and I kept on screwing my ears up with really loud music. So I'd go through a cycle of being deaf and having semi-working ears. So ther other night I got drunk as he'll and now my ear's lobe is all spongy and full of liquid. It has little clusters and they fucking peel and uhhh, I knda want to know what this liquid is. I always get this after a nigt of partying and I wonder what it is.
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Old 08-30-2011, 04:00 AM
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earwax. drain it.
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Old 08-30-2011, 04:38 AM
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earwax. drain it.
Nope. If I touch my eardrum the residue on my finger is clear and slinky.
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ah, cerebro-spinal fluid. Nothing to worry about.
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ah, cerebro-spinal fluid. Nothing to worry about.
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ah, cerebro-spinal fluid. Nothing to worry about.
You got brain damage, brah.
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