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Old 09-08-2011, 06:22 AM
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Mad I lost my wallet on a night train 2 hours from where I live

No VISA card, no cash, no ID and no keys for my apartment. I called the train company's lost items hotline but they couldn't help me.

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Old 09-08-2011, 06:36 AM
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Harsh.

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Old 09-08-2011, 06:56 AM
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You will not believe this, but someone else on this forum found your wallet!
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Old 09-08-2011, 03:45 PM
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Okay. Update:

Called the train bureau. They called the conductor, who had not found anything. They told me they were gonna call the cleaning staff and asked me to call back in a few hours. I then called my landlord and he opened my door, but he doesn't have a spare key. If the train guys do not find my wallet, I'll have to pay some douchebag to put an entirely new fucking lock on my door, which is gonna run me like 500-1000$ or something. That's what I make in a month.

Fuck this shit. Also, what might be the very worst thing about this, apart from the fact that I can't leave my apartment to buy groceries, is the fact that I've also lost my gym card.
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Old 09-08-2011, 04:11 PM
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Old 09-08-2011, 04:17 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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who keeps their keys in their wallet? you dweeb.

carabiner+keychain+beltloops ftw.


putting a new lock on your door can be done yourself for the price of a deadbolt at lowes. 500-1000
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Old 09-08-2011, 07:36 PM
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That's why I don't carry a wallet with a bunch of documents in it. I only bring out what I know I'll need.
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Old 09-08-2011, 07:56 PM
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Go find some heroin and get on with your self-destruction, you pathetic fat person.
bitch ill kick your ass.
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Old 09-08-2011, 08:14 PM
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I'll have to pay some douchebag to put an entirely new fucking lock on my door, which is gonna run me like 500-1000$ or something. That's what I make in a month.
Or you could make a copy from your landlords key, at least until you get a new lock. I'm pretty sure landlords do that too.

Also, if you lost it two hours from where you live it's probably pretty unlikely that the person who has your keys could break into your apartment/house.
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who keeps their keys in their wallet? you dweeb.

carabiner+keychain+beltloops ftw.


putting a new lock on your door can be done yourself for the price of a deadbolt at lowes. 500-1000
omg hahahahahahahahahaha. thats too rich. OF FUCKING COURSE Dr watson would be one of those douchebags who wears a carbiner keychain. I bet you have your phone holder on your belt too, and you wear color rimmed glasses.
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those douchebags who wears a carbiner keychain.
I have one of those!

And I am not a douche.
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And I am not a douche.
Yes you are.

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Old 09-08-2011, 08:23 PM
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Yes you are.
Well that's just not nice. Even after I painted a fucking marijuanasaurus for you and shit.
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I still have it in that sketchpad too.
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All cards can be quickly re-issued if you bothered to get on it and contact the companies involved. You could have a whole new set of cards in less than 7 days. The lock you could buy at the hardware store for $40 and put on yourself.
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All cards can be quickly re-issued if you bothered to get on it and contact the companies involved. You could have a whole new set of cards in less than 7 days. The lock you could buy at the hardware store for $40 and put on yourself.
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All cards can be quickly re-issued if you bothered to get on it and contact the companies involved. You could have a whole new set of cards in less than 7 days. The lock you could buy at the hardware store for $40 and put on yourself.
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Hey, don't blame me just because you're a procrastinator. The gym would check their records and issue you a fresh card probably same day, and the VISA and other cards could be replaced on rush delivery. If you can't change a lock on a door yourself...
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Default Re: I lost my wallet on a night train 2 hours from where I live

It depends on what kind of lock the guy has. If he has a magnetic or electronic lock, shit, then he will definitely have to pay a lot more than to simply get a regular lock replaced. Either way, whatever kind of lock he has, he shouldn't even be paying 500 bucks. The landowner is screwing you over Cereal.

Shit sucks man, sorry that you lost your wallet. Now it's going to be a bit of a hassle to get everything fixed and back now.
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omg hahahahahahahahahaha. thats too rich. OF FUCKING COURSE Dr watson would be one of those douchebags who wears a carbiner keychain. I bet you have your phone holder on your belt too, and you wear color rimmed glasses.
no phone holder. dunno what you mean about the color rimmed glasses. is it such a crime to have my keys attached to my body for easy access? go blow one's self.
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Hey, don't blame me just because you're a procrastinator. The gym would check their records and issue you a fresh card probably same day, and the VISA and other cards could be replaced on rush delivery. If you can't change a lock on a door yourself...
u cnt do math u aint smrt
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Hey, don't blame me just because you're a procrastinator. The gym would check their records and issue you a fresh card probably same day, and the VISA and other cards could be replaced on rush delivery. If you can't change a lock on a door yourself...
1. That's not me.
2. Getting a new card issued without payment would take picture ID. I don't have that at the moment.
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Are you trying to do an impression of you in 2009/2010??
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I thought you'd evolved, but it looks like you've actual de-evolved! Wow! Thought I'd seen it all!
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UPDATE: My wallet has been found in a small shitty town 2 hours from where I live. I'll have to take a train to pick it up, and I'm gonna have to pay the full price cause my student discount card is in my wallet. All in all, I am supremely relieved.
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UPDATE: My wallet has been found in a small shitty town 2 hours from where I live. I'll have to take a train to pick it up, and I'm gonna have to pay the full price cause my student discount card is in my wallet. All in all, I am supremely relieved.
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your stupid for taking it out of your pocket shit for brains.
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I will lol if IPIYC loses his clothes or something on the train ride to the small village where his wallet is to be collected.

I would probably audibly chortle for a straight hour if he was also kicked off said train for not having any clothing before he even reached the destination, and had to wander his bare feet over six miles of cold european cobblestones to the next town, expending the remaining fraction of his energy waving his arms around like a lunatic trying to shade his underparts from evening tourists and fending off european wolves from his little european weenie.
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Keeping your keys in your wallet is pretty freaking weird tbh.
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