Archived: The Scamming Prescriptions from Doctors Thread

[5024L]

1. shove a baseball bat up your ass until your rectum prolapses.
2. go to doctor to have rectum checked
3. ??????
4. profit

[upinsmoke]

I just saw this topic and wondered why people would want to scam a prescription when people such as myself just buy online and its perfectly legal. I have placed 3 orders in the past 2 months and no prescription needed I just payed card and here are my meds sitting beside me on the bed from a legit place that ships to most countries. they got all sorts

The company I use has been going for 13 years and is well known ,they try to shut their website down but its still standing.
the government have the hump that people can buy meds online without a prescription and apparently they are not breaking any laws either.

[ShadyLady]

Originally Posted by upinsmoke

I just saw this topic and wondered why people would want to scam a prescription when people such as myself just buy online and its perfectly legal. I have placed 3 orders in the past 2 months and no prescription needed I just payed card and here are my meds sitting beside me on the bed from a legit place that ships to most countries. they got all sorts

The company I use has been going for 13 years and is well known ,they try to shut their website down but its still standing.
the government have the hump that people can buy meds online without a prescription and apparently they are not breaking any laws either.

Many of those med sites are scams & even for the ones that are legit, they charge a shitfuck for Oxy.

[zombo.com]

buying opiates online is a fuck of a lot sketchier thanks to majorly increased federal attention in the last 5 years or so. stick to benzos.

[broghamzvatox]

How would one get Accutane (Isotretinoin) without seeing any doctor at all. (Assuming one doesn't have health insurance and isn't poor enough to get medicaid)

It's an antibiotic so one probably doesn't have to fear them calling up the doctor to check on it, right?

Perhaps one could forge an Rx note from out of state. The problem consists of figuring the out information necessary to forge the document.

He tried robbing a pharamacy that didn't turn out well.

And he also tried whoring himself out to 50 fat chicks for 1k bucks a piece, and then 5 really fat chicks for 10k bucks a piece, but that also wasn't very lucrative.

[vovka351]

Steal a scrip pad, call ahead with caller ID spoofing to the pharmacy of choice. talk like a doctor. enjoy.

[broghamzvatox]

Originally Posted by vovka351

Steal a scrip pad, call ahead with caller ID spoofing to the pharmacy of choice. talk like a doctor. enjoy.

Well, he does have a 702 area code cellphone. Where could he get the scrip pad? and the dea number?

[vovka351]

DEA number shouldn't be important, find the chemical's name on wikipedia and the dosage you're intending "<chem name> <dose> #<quantity desired> '<daily number>d' "

I dunno mayne, my friend's mom is a doctor and I found a pad floating around in his car once... you might catch one sitting around at your physicians office?

[broghamzvatox]

He doesn't have a physician. This guy has never had a fucking check up in his life. The only doctor he's ever seen was a dentist, when one of his teeth rotted out and split in half, settled on his nerves--he was in so much pain, he could hardly eat.

Would be a bit odd to enter a physicians office, steal a pad and leave.

could you possibly do everyone in this forum a favor and scan a blank sheet of the scrip pad and another of a fully complete prescription?

[Biohazard]

Originally Posted by ShadyLady

Most pills are APAP... not a good idea to snort that shit up your nose. If you want your pills to affect you right away, eat them.

Cold water extraction... nuff said.

[referew]

let me tell you this. if your under 20. its not happning, shit i live in fla and i try once a month for stims/benzos. nope, all they give me is gabapentin. probibly because i look like a felon scumbag which is true

[vovka351]

Originally Posted by broghamzvatox

could you possibly do everyone in this forum a favor and scan a blank sheet of the scrip pad and another of a fully complete prescription?

They're covered with features to prevent this.
Plus I have no idea where I left them for not-needing-it reasons.

[Prego Lifts]

I have had 3 kidney stones in my life, and one is still inside my left kidney. It is probably worse than having a child (i have also done this lol) and is even more painful for a man.

EASIEST thing to EVER fake. They will give you morphine or demerol, and in maximum dosages if you pretend to be in EXTREME pain. If youre lucky, they will prescribe you some sort of pain killer to take home. Most likely vicodin/hydrocodone. Theres no going overboard here folks, I have blacked out twice while being rushed to the hospital with a kidney stone attack, eyes going to the back of my head and everything. My ex-husband says it was the most painful thing to just watch.

Step 1: Pick a side of your body you want to be suffering from the "kidney stone". I've had 2 in my right side and one in my left, so you can pick either side.

Step 2: Faking excruciating pain and tears at this point is a must. You have to go into that emergency room in PAIN.

Step 3: When the doctors ask you whats wrong, you feel a burning and cramping pain in your right/left side, also in your back (right or left side) and down your legs. You feel like you need to pee but you cant for some reason, it feels "blocked".

They will take a urine sample from you, or try to. Refuse a cathoder and say you will try your best. Pee a bit into the cup, give it to them. They will do things like Xrays, CTscans etc, but all this time you are totally jacked up on free morphine.

When they figure out nothing is in your kidneys say that it must have passed when you were giving a urine sample!!!

instant win. now go home, get your vicodin and enjoy the rest of your demerol night. Rinse and repeat every month at a different hospital.

[m.060.mm]

Originally Posted by Prego Lifts

I have had 3 kidney stones in my life, and one is still inside my left kidney. It is probably worse than having a child (i have also done this lol) and is even more painful for a man.

EASIEST thing to EVER fake. They will give you morphine or demerol, and in maximum dosages if you pretend to be in EXTREME pain. If youre lucky, they will prescribe you some sort of pain killer to take home. Most likely vicodin/hydrocodone. Theres no going overboard here folks, I have blacked out twice while being rushed to the hospital with a kidney stone attack, eyes going to the back of my head and everything. My ex-husband says it was the most painful thing to just watch.

Step 1: Pick a side of your body you want to be suffering from the "kidney stone". I've had 2 in my right side and one in my left, so you can pick either side.

Step 2: Faking excruciating pain and tears at this point is a must. You have to go into that emergency room in PAIN.

Step 3: When the doctors ask you whats wrong, you feel a burning and cramping pain in your right/left side, also in your back (right or left side) and down your legs. You feel like you need to pee but you cant for some reason, it feels "blocked".

They will take a urine sample from you, or try to. Refuse a cathoder and say you will try your best. Pee a bit into the cup, give it to them. They will do things like Xrays, CTscans etc, but all this time you are totally jacked up on free morphine.

When they figure out nothing is in your kidneys say that it must have passed when you were giving a urine sample!!!

instant win. now go home, get your vicodin and enjoy the rest of your demerol night. Rinse and repeat every month at a different hospital.

At least you're dedicated.

[ShadyLady]

Originally Posted by broghamzvatox

How would one get Accutane (Isotretinoin) without seeing any doctor at all. (Assuming one doesn't have health insurance and isn't poor enough to get medicaid)

It's an antibiotic so one probably doesn't have to fear them calling up the doctor to check on it, right?

Perhaps one could forge an Rx note from out of state. The problem consists of figuring the out information necessary to forge the document.

He tried robbing a pharamacy that didn't turn out well.

And he also tried whoring himself out to 50 fat chicks for 1k bucks a piece, and then 5 really fat chicks for 10k bucks a piece, but that also wasn't very lucrative.

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=65729

[satori]

bloody cough for codeine. fake onset or post bronchitis. chief tobacco till you hack black. or swallow some blood and cough it up at the doc.

[1337]

Originally Posted by satori

bloody cough for codeine. fake onset or post bronchitis. chief tobacco till you hack black. or swallow some blood and cough it up at the doc.

Goddamn, if I was coughing up blood, I'd expect some fucking hycodan syrup instead of codeine/prometh. Fuckin' stingy doctors.