To be honest, I found the site looking for information on sex offenders. Someone I know, 23, decided it would be a good idea to have fun with a 15 year old. Low and behold, I stumble across this mess of people.
He's just yeah i'm old and fat. I throw it out there long enough, someone's gonna bite. I think he's on to something here.
Bro just can't be contained. I'm pretty sure if I was a chick, and was going to a co workers wedding where i'm just not gonna have anything in common with anyone and want to make a passive aggressive fuck you, I bring this guy as my date. Boom, done.
Small talk? Fuck small talk, this guy's a boss. You know he'd just be like, "Oh, you guys met when he fixed a connection issue in your cubicle, that's nice, oh us? nudist website about child molestation and incest, did you catch the Astros game the other night? I think this might be our year."
Just not giving a fuck.
Also who the fuck posts a picture of themselves naked, in a lounge chair and then gives the name of the small town you're from and makes posts about fucking kids? Like has anyone ever given fewer fucks than this guy?
EDIT: No, he gives his real name on this site. Wayne Scott, not giving a fuck since 1946
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He's just yeah i'm old and fat. I throw it out there long enough, someone's gonna bite. I think he's on to something here.
Bro just can't be contained. I'm pretty sure if I was a chick, and was going to a co workers wedding where i'm just not gonna have anything in common with anyone and want to make a passive aggressive fuck you, I bring this guy as my date. Boom, done.
Small talk? Fuck small talk, this guy's a boss. You know he'd just be like, "Oh, you guys met when he fixed a connection issue in your cubicle, that's nice, oh us? nudist website about child molestation and incest, did you catch the Astros game the other night? I think this might be our year."
Just not giving a fuck.
Also who the fuck posts a picture of themselves naked, in a lounge chair and then gives the name of the small town you're from and makes posts about fucking kids? Like has anyone ever given fewer fucks than this guy?
EDIT: No, he gives his real name on this site. Wayne Scott, not giving a fuck since 1946
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I'm trying to look this bro up right now. I'm flying to houston for work next month. I am partying with this man. I am learning everything about him, but most importantly, i will determine
Does being a terrifying creep get this bro laid?
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I read the first page of thread titles... Thought to myself, "Nah, someone on zoklet is posting there with multiple accounts..." But I clicked about 12 pages back and ...
LOL WTF?!?! youre right
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Just got a message back from this bro. I've made no plans as of yet, but me and this dude are going to be wild and out in north texas. He doesn't even know about it. Just taking the town over. POWER MOVES!
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Just got a message back from this bro. I've made no plans as of yet, but me and this dude are going to be wild and out in north texas. He doesn't even know about it. Just taking the town over. POWER MOVES!
Don't forget to bring a gun!
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On no fucking way i'm meeting this weirdo unarmed. I'm not letting him the fuck near my drinks either. But we are going to change the whole pervert power structure of North Texas. This guy is getting to the top where he belongs.
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On no fucking way i'm meeting this weirdo unarmed. I'm not letting him the fuck near my drinks either. But we are going to change the whole pervert power structure of North Texas. This guy is getting to the top where he belongs.
lol...
I wont believe shit, unless you post pictures of you and him together, out and about enjoying north texas later.
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I still think that site is fuckin insane....
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Coming this winter .... an epic love story eleven years in the making .....
"That night we're so confident with our newfound identity we checked into this cheap motel on the edge of town ......"
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"And for the first time in years .... we spent that late evening to the wee hours of the morning as two complete starngers ..... totally unrelated to each other ....."
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"I don't know if fate ... or Gods were mocking and making a joke out of the two of us .... or were they congratulating us .... but suddenly in the middle of all that ..... Avril Lavigne and her Innocence burst thru the radio and started playing on her Sony Walkman-phone ....
Innocence .... a song that will ... and now had became the soundtrack of our lives .....
THIS
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(that means November 11th 2011 you dumbfuck)
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Ok, so creepy bro won't hang out with me IRL, because he "doesn't meet men from the internet." Not gonna lie, kind of pissed. Like bro, you're the creep in this equation, it's me who should be freaked out about hanging with you.
Whatever, I try and help a guy out and this is how he repays me.
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Haha, no way am I clicking on that link! I already know that I'm probably on some FBI list. Why throw up any more red flags?
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Me and my sister love to touch each other and her 9yo daughter. her dad and 13yo daughter are lovers and in a week me and my 9yo neice are going to be lovers on her 10th bday can wait to take her cherry
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