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Old 11-06-2011, 10:22 PM
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Default fuckin bullshit dirt devil vacuum cleaners

alright so i needed to vacuum my room real bad there was broken chips and almonds and shake and shit all over the carpet. so i went and bought a decent looking 50 dollar dirt devil vacuum from the store, and the fuckin piece of shit barely works. it only picks up like half the shit on the floor and it still looks dirty just not AS dirty.

fuckin horseshit, anyone have any experience in this?
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Old 11-06-2011, 10:24 PM
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A new vacuum with a retail price of $50?

There's your problem right there.
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Old 11-06-2011, 11:39 PM
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Lol yeah. Should got a Kirby.
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Old 11-06-2011, 11:48 PM
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50 dollar fuck'n peice of shit dirt devil
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Old 11-07-2011, 12:16 AM
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I have tiles, so much easier to clean.
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Old 11-07-2011, 12:35 AM
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Fuck man I thought 50 dollars is a lot for something so simple guess not fml LOL
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Old 11-07-2011, 01:01 AM
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Just replace the carpet every month.
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Old 11-07-2011, 01:07 AM
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get 1 of deese cuz like they'll just wander around ur house in den in case ur 2 lassy 2 vacume LOL

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Old 11-07-2011, 01:13 AM
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That is some Star Trek shit. My dog would break one of those pretty quick though.
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Old 11-07-2011, 01:18 AM
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That is some Star Trek shit. My dog would break one of those pretty quick though.
ppl will break it eventually when it runs into their feet/vacuums the same spot for 7 hours
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Old 11-07-2011, 01:27 AM
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Lol probably so.
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Change the height adjustment setting for the vacuum. It affects the suction strength.
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Just put new carpet over the old carpet.
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The next step is developing a roomba that will protect your home from break and enterers.
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after you set the alrm you have 2 minutes to get out of the house and then if anything crosses the beam then it shoot's lazers out of the front and the person combusts into dust .
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i say just leave it dirty lol or make ur roomate lick up his broken chips hah
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