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12-08-2011, 04:24 AM
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How to prove that evolution is fake
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12-08-2011, 04:46 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
I don't even-...I am literally in shock right now.
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12-08-2011, 04:49 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
Rolf is convinced, is Rolf. Bow before almighty butter made of peanuts, for said butter made of peanuts is godlike and non-evolving, proclaims Rolf.
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12-08-2011, 04:51 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
Louis Pasteur
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12-08-2011, 04:56 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
At least hes old and will be the dead soon.
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12-08-2011, 05:06 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
I like peanut butter.
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12-08-2011, 05:10 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
those creationists look fucking tense and angry
stupidity must hurt
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12-08-2011, 05:10 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
That was pretty conclusive to me.
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12-08-2011, 05:14 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
Lol, theory of evolution cracked by a jar of peanut butter.
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12-08-2011, 05:19 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
I think i just pissed myself
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12-08-2011, 05:20 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
Actually, the entire food industry relies on the fact that you can speed up evolution through selective breeding.
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12-08-2011, 05:21 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
Well shit, I'm sold...like a jar of peanut butter. PFFFFFFFFFffsfsf so funny. 
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12-08-2011, 05:25 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
I was expecting Kirk Cameron holding a banana.
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12-08-2011, 05:33 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
Well, shit. I guess it follows then that genetically modified food depends on the fact that evolution doesn't happen.
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12-08-2011, 06:24 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
Checkmate!
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12-08-2011, 06:29 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
Evolution is not an explanation of the origin of life. 
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12-08-2011, 06:31 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
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Originally Posted by Mutant Funk Drink
Evolution is not an explanation of the origin of life. |
life from rocks,
monkeys directly into humans instantaneously overnight,
it's all the same in their mind
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12-08-2011, 03:32 PM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
Sometimes I wish I could teleport around the world with a baseball bat and beat people with it when they do stupid shit like this.
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12-08-2011, 11:33 PM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
I'm confused.. Like.. I can't even fathom..
Peanut butter must be doing something right.
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12-08-2011, 11:36 PM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
You cant, it's real and you better except it or else
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12-08-2011, 11:38 PM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
Give the peanut butter jars another million years.
There you go.
Dumbasses never included time.
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12-08-2011, 11:43 PM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
I dont need to "believe" in evolution.
"god" in other words the "universe" "evolved"/"inflated" IE- spawned the singularity(itself) out of an "eternal" vacuum which contained neither time/space or "conciousness"<---(reality as we know it)...
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12-08-2011, 11:44 PM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
Almost as good as this classic:
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12-08-2011, 11:47 PM
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Marquis
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
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What. The. Fuck.
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12-08-2011, 11:49 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
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What. The. Fuck.
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Where is your Darwin now???
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12-08-2011, 11:53 PM
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Marquis
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
Darwin was faggoty ass turd licker that tried to disprove God so he could suck off primates and not feel bad about it.
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12-08-2011, 11:56 PM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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12-08-2011, 11:57 PM
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Baron
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
The video is a parody... To me it seemed that they were trying to remind you, that there must have been a "cause" for the "original cause".("the big bang")
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BTW evolution is a characteristic of "god" it's not seperate from it...
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12-09-2011, 12:04 AM
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Baron
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
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Oh wow, well that proves it. Yep, one form of food out of every-other-kind fits perfectly into a human hand (whoops and a monkey's hand  )
Does he go on to explain the thousands of other fruits and vegetables and how they have nothing in common with the banana?
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12-09-2011, 12:05 AM
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Marquis
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
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(whoops and a monkey's hand ) |
LOL my thought exactly.
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12-09-2011, 12:11 AM
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Baron
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
ITT naive realist jerk circle. You fail at recognizing the analogy.. God IE- The universe, is responsible for the creation of all life/matter/energy. in other words evolution is observing the creator, it's not creating it...
Last edited by Danger; 12-09-2011 at 12:16 AM.
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12-09-2011, 12:14 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
ITT: a fucking Christian.
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12-09-2011, 12:17 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
Creationists can be so amusing sometimes. It is cute when they try to disprove a theory using another theory. Shows them how much they really know about science.
Which is jack shit.
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12-09-2011, 12:17 AM
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Baron
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
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ITT: a fucking Christian.
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Im pantheist.
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pan·the·ism/ˈpanTHēˌizəm/Noun: A doctrine that identifies God with the universe, or regards the universe as a manifestation of God.
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12-09-2011, 12:18 AM
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Duke
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
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ebaumsworld
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Nope.
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12-09-2011, 12:20 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
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Nope.
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What?
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12-09-2011, 12:21 AM
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Baron
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God."
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12-09-2011, 12:22 AM
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12-09-2011, 12:24 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fates and actions of human beings."
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12-09-2011, 12:25 AM
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Re: How to prove that evolution is fake
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Funny thing is, Singularity and Transhumanism might allow birds to fly outside the atmosphere.
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