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Old 12-11-2011, 09:14 PM
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Ight so, what are the best ways to get a girl you have over to smash? To get in her pants? Other than alcohol or weed of course. Like, what could you put in her drink that would make want that dope dick but wouldn't make her crazy lol.

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Old 12-11-2011, 09:19 PM
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Tell her your dick needs to get wet or it will die
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Old 12-11-2011, 09:23 PM
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If you're under 21 you could share your mint extract with her
I seriously can't think of any other way besides alcohol- especially the first time with one,or a one night stand
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Old 12-11-2011, 09:23 PM
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protip: rohipnol
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Old 12-11-2011, 09:25 PM
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Smash? Is that from the Jersey Shore or something? Fuuuuuuuuuu-
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Old 12-11-2011, 09:26 PM
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Also, if you have to put things in people's drinks to get pussy you should not be risking having a child in any way
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Old 12-11-2011, 09:26 PM
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Put on a wedding ring and flash some money around.
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Old 12-11-2011, 09:30 PM
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Dead girls can't say "no"...
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Old 12-11-2011, 09:45 PM
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Old 12-11-2011, 09:49 PM
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Don't be a sicko, man. Either get charming or do it the old fashioned way with some booze.
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Old 12-11-2011, 10:17 PM
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ITT: mud farmer that can't pull a hoe.
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Old 12-11-2011, 10:22 PM
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Ight so, what are the best ways to get a girl you have over to smash? To get in her pants? Other than alcohol or weed of course. Like, what could you put in her drink that would make want that dope dick but wouldn't make her crazy lol.
Roofieezzz!

Chuck a bit in her drink, have your way with her and be done with it!

She'll wake up and not know which way's up!
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Old 12-12-2011, 12:06 AM
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Roofieezzz!

Chuck a bit in her drink, have your way with her and be done with it!

She'll wake up and not know which way's up!

I think you missed the part where I said I didn't want to make her crazy lol.




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Fuck you bitch. You don't know me. I've pulled many hoes before but this one's a little harder to get it in with.
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Old 12-12-2011, 12:20 AM
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Drop a $20 on the floor, When she goes to pick it up ram your junk in her trunk.

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Old 12-12-2011, 12:40 AM
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- Talk to her
- Build comfort and trust
- Make an excuse for her to come back to your house
- Take her to the smash room
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- Profit
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Old 12-12-2011, 12:56 AM
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Fuck you bitch. You don't know me. I've pulled many hoes before but this one's a little harder to get it in with.
Bullshit.

You're game is weak as evidenced by this thread. Asking zoklet for advice on how to get a womenz to "smash" is like turning to fat asses for dieting tips.

Besides, you're probably a closet homosexual anyway.
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Old 12-12-2011, 12:59 AM
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Gotta have some money brah

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Old 12-12-2011, 01:00 AM
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if you use the word smash and talk like that where do you find girls anyway? you sound like a loser
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Old 12-12-2011, 01:02 AM
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Depends what you want her to smash. If you've got a vase or something just tell her there's a present for her inside but make sure it's narrow enough that she can't just reach in and get it.
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Old 12-12-2011, 01:15 AM
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Face it, mudfarmer.

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Old 12-12-2011, 01:24 AM
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Buy Super Smash Bros and ask her if she wants to come over and play it.
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Whenever people use the term "smash" or "beating up" as a euphemism for sex, I can't help but want to cave their head in with a crowbar.

You're a piece of shit. Wanna know how I know that? Because, only a nigger would use that terminology. Or worse, a wanna be nigger. Either or. One is just as bad as the other.
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Old 12-12-2011, 01:31 AM
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Whenever people use the term "smash" or "beating up" as a euphemism for sex, I can't help but want to cave their head in with a crowbar.

You're a piece of shit. Wanna know how I know that? Because, only a nigger would use that terminology. Or worse, a wanna be nigger. Either or. One is just as bad as the other.
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*insert obvious malice insult*
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Old 12-12-2011, 01:33 AM
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Danger Smashed the Homie - YouTube



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Old 12-12-2011, 01:37 AM
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Ight so, what are the best ways to get a girl you have over to smash? To get in her pants? Other than alcohol or weed of course. Like, what could you put in her drink that would make want that dope dick but wouldn't make her crazy lol.
cocaine. srslytho, it makes all the bitches wet
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Old 12-12-2011, 01:39 AM
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Old 12-12-2011, 02:17 AM
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Bullshit.

You're game is weak as evidenced by this thread. Asking zoklet for advice on how to get a womenz to "smash" is like turning to fat asses for dieting tips.

Besides, you're probably a closet homosexual anyway.
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Old 12-12-2011, 08:48 AM
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Well they can't say yes either so you are screwed.
hehe no she is
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Old 12-12-2011, 08:58 AM
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Just go buy some schnapps of what ever flavor (butterscotch is good) and just invite her around and drink it all. Change conversation casually to sex talk, then like after like 10 minutes of sex talk. Go somewhere else, example another seat with room next to you. Pat a spot on the couch right beside yourself and beckon her over, then move in close (if she doesn't already) and gradually begin to feel her up, then get your freak on. You people make getting laid out to be some supremely difficult thing... alcohol is your friend

Also OP you sound like a nob, Alcohol is all you ever need to get laid, if that.
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