Ight so, what are the best ways to get a girl you have over to smash? To get in her pants? Other than alcohol or weed of course. Like, what could you put in her drink that would make want that dope dick but wouldn't make her crazy lol.
If you're under 21 you could share your mint extract with her
I seriously can't think of any other way besides alcohol- especially the first time with one,or a one night stand
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Ight so, what are the best ways to get a girl you have over to smash? To get in her pants? Other than alcohol or weed of course. Like, what could you put in her drink that would make want that dope dick but wouldn't make her crazy lol.
Roofieezzz!
Chuck a bit in her drink, have your way with her and be done with it!
Fuck you bitch. You don't know me. I've pulled many hoes before but this one's a little harder to get it in with.
Bullshit.
You're game is weak as evidenced by this thread. Asking zoklet for advice on how to get a womenz to "smash" is like turning to fat asses for dieting tips.
Besides, you're probably a closet homosexual anyway.
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Depends what you want her to smash. If you've got a vase or something just tell her there's a present for her inside but make sure it's narrow enough that she can't just reach in and get it.
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Whenever people use the term "smash" or "beating up" as a euphemism for sex, I can't help but want to cave their head in with a crowbar.
You're a piece of shit. Wanna know how I know that? Because, only a nigger would use that terminology. Or worse, a wanna be nigger. Either or. One is just as bad as the other.
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Whenever people use the term "smash" or "beating up" as a euphemism for sex, I can't help but want to cave their head in with a crowbar.
You're a piece of shit. Wanna know how I know that? Because, only a nigger would use that terminology. Or worse, a wanna be nigger. Either or. One is just as bad as the other.
Ight so, what are the best ways to get a girl you have over to smash? To get in her pants? Other than alcohol or weed of course. Like, what could you put in her drink that would make want that dope dick but wouldn't make her crazy lol.
cocaine. srslytho, it makes all the bitches wet
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You're game is weak as evidenced by this thread. Asking zoklet for advice on how to get a womenz to "smash" is like turning to fat asses for dieting tips.
Besides, you're probably a closet homosexual anyway.
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Just go buy some schnapps of what ever flavor (butterscotch is good) and just invite her around and drink it all. Change conversation casually to sex talk, then like after like 10 minutes of sex talk. Go somewhere else, example another seat with room next to you. Pat a spot on the couch right beside yourself and beckon her over, then move in close (if she doesn't already) and gradually begin to feel her up, then get your freak on. You people make getting laid out to be some supremely difficult thing... alcohol is your friend
Also OP you sound like a nob, Alcohol is all you ever need to get laid, if that.
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