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I have given out 3 samples in another thread, but I am willing to give out another 3 small samples or Cranberry or Grape Raspberry, if anyone is interested.
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I'd go for either one, whichever you recommend and are willing.
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I was recommending the Cranberry, but the Grape Raspberry came ready today and taste wonderful. The Grape Raspberry has a higher ummmm inebriating agent(one that is not for human consumption) than the other two.

Just PM me what you want and where to send the sample.
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The grape raspberry sounds very palatable, I would love to have a sample.
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All samples are claimed.
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Old 12-03-2011, 04:03 AM
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I changed the prices.

If you feel you can trust me I will accept cash in mail. I will also accept COD payments

When I have the caffeinated juices ready,those will cost more.
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What a great idea. Drink this stuff that a stranger sends you that gets you lyke fuxxed upz
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How much active constituents are contained in a 600ml bottle? I.e. 5%, 10%, 20%?
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Old 12-05-2011, 02:59 PM
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How much active constituents are contained in a 600ml bottle? I.e. 5%, 10%, 20%?
16%
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Old 12-05-2011, 03:00 PM
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An update on the samples, they will be sent out in a couple of days. I am waiting on some mail friendly vessels to arrive that are sample size.
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How much active constituents are contained in a 600ml bottle? I.e. 5%, 10%, 20%?
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16%
And what exactly does that tell you if you don't know what the constituent is? So it's 96mg or ~100mg so it could be literally anything. If the constituent was known or at least mentioned/hinted there might be some interest.
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Old 12-06-2011, 03:42 AM
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And what exactly does that tell you if you don't know what the constituent is? So it's 96mg or ~100mg so it could be literally anything. If the constituent was known or at least mentioned/hinted there might be some interest.
I think I more than hinted at what is in the juice, the juice is not for human consumption unless you plan on reducing it to a sugar or to deglaze the bottom of your pan in a sauce for steak or some other recipe.

This is nothing but a liquid, there are no milligram dosages of anything in this.

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2 1 lb. steaks, 3/4" thick
2 large sweet onions, thinly sliced
4 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
2 large red or green bell peppers
1/4-1/2 hot pepper (or to taste)
2 celery stalks, thinly sliced
5 large cloves garlic, minced
2 tablespoons Cranberry or other red juice
1/2 lb. fresh or 2 4oz cans mushrooms
about 1/2 cup water or beef broth
1/2 teaspoon beef soup base (optional)
1 tablespoon flour
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon butter
salt, pepper, seasonings (optional)
These juices do not contain any research chemicals. Why would you put plant food in your stir fry?
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Is this really what I think it is?

Follow up question:
This is a terrible idea. Good luck.
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Old 12-06-2011, 03:56 AM
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Is this really what I think it is?

Follow up question:
This is a terrible idea. Good luck.
Juices that you order over the internet that you cannot drink, yes, that is what it is.
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Old 12-06-2011, 02:48 PM
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These juices do not contain any research chemicals. Why would you put plant food in your stir fry?
No disrespect, it's a novel concept for sure. Very interesting.
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Old 12-06-2011, 04:42 PM
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If you get in any legal trouble for this its gonna be hard for you not to prove that the fruit juice "wasnt for human consumption". Also, this sounds like a blind blend to me. Not to be a dick but you could've came up with something better than this bro.
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Old 12-06-2011, 04:54 PM
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stfu all you idiots, this is a fucking great idea.
i just want to know whats in them..... hmmmm
and if you can send me a sample :] i wanna see how this stuff really goes
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Old 12-06-2011, 07:29 PM
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Yeah, I can't imagine anyone wanting this product without knowing what's in it.

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If you get in any legal trouble for this its gonna be hard for you not to prove that the fruit juice "wasnt for human consumption". Also, this sounds like a blind blend to me. Not to be a dick but you could've came up with something better than this bro.
He is trying to sell us cooking sherry, not some rc cocktail. The warnings provided in his OP are for the sake of letting you all know its ill advised to consume this wine outside of using it in the preparation of certain meals. All of you are really funking dense FYI.........
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The level of facepalm in this thread is fucking unreal. This has to be the least slick community of all time.
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No, but really what's in them?
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No doubt, come on, the percentage should tip you off. Especially fruit and rice, hmm, wonder what's made with that?

Herp a derp.
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stfu all you idiots, this is a fucking great idea.
i just want to know whats in them..... hmmmm
and if you can send me a sample :] i wanna see how this stuff really goes
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I was hoping this would be something cool like GBL, but really? shitty undrinkable wine? what the fuck, i might as well go drink some vanilla extract.
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So much failure in this thread.
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I just dont think people assumed that konglomo was that ballsy

But whatever, more power to him if he can do it.
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I just dont think people assumed that konglomo was that ballsy

But whatever, more power to him if he can do it.
He made a freken thread documenting the creation of his juices!
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Why would anyone want this?
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He is trying to sell us cooking sherry, not some rc cocktail.
Of course, this is Zoklet... o.O? I guess it's no more dangerous than fingerdipping any random ziplock out of china technically. If you cooked with it, that's called consumption. You're supposed to cook with it, but not consume it? I'll boil some macaroni and try not to consume any water. If his OP wasn't so contradictory and counter-intuitive to the nature of this website it could have been a hit rather than a huge facepalm. He has his picture on his profile even like c'mon dude why not your address and SSN?
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he said reduce it to sugar, thus in that manner of consumption where is it illegal to do so?

btw its called fucking pruno for fucks sakes. Look at their constituents rice, grapes and lulz...

I'm gunna pass, considering how i know how this is made. Save yourself from possible bronchitis and other bacterial infections this concoction can induce. Not to knock your thread man, not that it already hasn't been (no thanks to admins), but I'd rather walk 2 blocks and get a bottle of Jameson to my dome for 20$
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I am offering Rice and Fruit Juices for sale, many of the worlds top chefs use these fruit juices in their recipes.
You better hope you don't sell that shit to minors, no matter how many times you write "nfhc" on a bottle of juice. Holy hell.

I think this is mostly for minors and those seeking a deal on EtOH, in which case perhaps you could get set up in the RC business as well so that 16-year old zocksuckers can save on shipping when they order this "novelty juice" with their "herbal incense"/"bath salts"/"plant food"/"wheel cleaner"/"homemade bomb kit".

I would totally support the &Z economy provided the above and if your drinks--whoops, I meant "hydrated cooking sugars"--couldn't be traced by the BATF.

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He made a freken thread documenting the creation of his juices!
I dont follow every fuckin thing on cocklet man
I have other shit to do with my time

And I was referring to the fact that everyone's confused about what this shit actually is, even though its pretty clear in the OP ( HANGOVER and CATALYST FOR RECKLESS AND IRRESPONSIBLE BEHAVIOR) . I myself didnt think he was ACTUALLY selling what I though he was, so that's why I posted what I have previously.
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Old 12-09-2011, 04:11 AM
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I'm going to abandon this project, for now at least. Mostly for lack of interest.
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Lol people dont buy bum wines anyways
Only bums do
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:49 PM
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Eh, give it some time before you start trying to make money off this deal man.
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