Craigslist shenanigans

[FJX]

Alright guys, so I've been pretty bored this weekend and feeling kind of crazy.

I've decided to post an ad on craigslist about watching a couple fuck in front of me. Don't ask me why, I don't know, but I thought it might be entertaining. So far I have two couples who are pretty interested. I spoke to one female on the phone about it, and they want me to come over tonight. I might get robbed/murdered, but whatevs.

Anyone have experience with doing this, particularly? I'm sure it's kind of rare, but I figure there are a lot of different types of people on this site...

[fuckbiscuit]

do it pussy.

[Slayre]

videotape it

secretly

[BoneThugJones]

Bring a dildo and try and put it in the guys ass. Film it.

[FJX]

I dunno whether to go through with it or not. The "lady" sent me this. I looked it up and it's not posted anywhere else. Seems like a unique image...

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[Ghost Buster]

Most likely legit. I would go through with it if I were into that kinda thing. Theres actually a couple i met through craigslist that keeps trying to get me to have a threesome with them. Never make arrangements while high on meth, they won`t seem so appealing when you are sober. OP if you are high on meth i reccomend a prompt abort, unless you have more meth to smoke.

Other than that all signs point to fucking do it. I think theres actually a lot of couples into this sorta thing, but not many solo guys who are. Well, not good looking ones anyways.

[Cunto McFadyen]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

Well, not good looking ones anyways.

Exactly, he's an ugly cunt.

[TheWitchDoctor]

I was talking to some fat chick on craigslist and we were going to meet up at some hotel room (she paid for it) for sex but I ended up doing drugs and didn't feel like it anymore.

Another time I emailed this couple just for the fun of it. They wanted someone to go into their dark hotel room and drop their pants and then they would both suck the person off and then kick him out. Shit sounded sketchy as fuck.

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

I think theres actually a lot of couples into this sorta thing

Why would they be? What's in it for them?

And what is the guy supposed to do? Sit there smoking a pipe and taking notes, and then give them a review and a score with suggestions for improvements?

[-SpectraL]

One guy posted on Craigslist that he wanted to be killed and eaten and would pay a handsome sum for someone to do so. Eventually a man responded, chatted with the subject for a bit, got the cash up front, and then murdered and ate some of the guy. True story.

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

One guy posted on Craigslist that he wanted to be killed and eaten and would pay a handsome sum for someone to do so. Eventually a man responded, chatted with the subject for a bit, got the cash up front, and then murdered and ate some of the guy. True story.

Nice he was an honest man and kept to his word. These days most people would take the money, kill you but skip the eating bit. It's a disgrace what our society has become.

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

Nice he was an honest man and kept to his word. These days most people would take the money, kill you but skip the eating bit. It's a disgrace what our society has become.

I'd at least use some garnishment, such as ketchup or mustard, maybe a tomato slice or lettuce.

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

I'd at least use some garnishment, such as ketchup or mustard, maybe a tomato slice or lettuce.

For sure. What I am saying is that if you agree to kill and eat someone, you should kill and eat them, even though they are dead and cannot sue you for not keeping your word.

It's just a nice thing to do, and makes our society a better place.

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

For sure. What I am saying is that if you agree to kill and eat someone, you should kill and eat them, even though they are dead and cannot sue you for not keeping your word.

It's just a nice thing to do, and makes our society a better place.

I suppose he figured the ghost of the person would come back to haunt him if he screwed him out of the dining part of the agreement.

[FJX]

Sorry for the thread guys, I've failed. I realized this person sent a picture of two different girls, who looked very similar. I figured it out because the topless one had some moles that the clothed one didn't have. Even though I spoke to her on the phone, I'm feeling she must be fat and ugly to send me fake pictures. Or they're going to just kill me.

I'm going to keep trying though. I'll post the results at some point. It does seem like a lot of couples like this sort of scenario for whatever reason. And to answer the question, no, I wasn't high on meth. I'm just weird as fuck.

[-SpectraL]

If you do go to meet up with "her", DO NOT bring any ketchup or other condiments. Word to the wise.

[The Duke]

I've fucked in front of people or watched them fuck. It's like 3d porn lol.