I went to the mall today, and something special happened...

[Pancake]

I went to Taco Bell
I ordered the steak burrito supreme
The lady asked me if I wanted the meal...
I said yes.
Then she asked if I wanted the 'supreme' fries... ie. they add sour cream, cheese and ground beef to the fries,
I said 'OK'
Then she smiled and got kinda giddy...

I think her manager was probably teaching her how to upsell customers ( suckers ), and she went two-for-two with me... this made her happy and giddy
Either that or she wanted my cock.
She was a middle-aged arab lady... actually kinda cute, in a halal kind of way.

Opinions? Comments?

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Cool story bro.

[abeja]

Your first assumption probably was the right one.

[Jamie "fuck constipation" Lee Curtis]

She was probably happy that you didn't beat her with a steel rod, fuckin creep.

[Pancake]

Id like to beat her with my steel rod alright...
know what I mean?

[Morb]

Make a run for her border.

[Sir Cornwell]

Offer her what she offered you.

Protein and meat and plenty of it.

[Ihaveafatcock]

everytime I go to taco bell i just get like 3 of those flat wrap things cause their a dollar each
I was pissed when they took away the bacon ranch one. that was the tits

[Cunto McFadyen]

God bless north america.

[ObscuredByClouds]

Get her number dude

[Village Idiot]

Tell her you want to watch her pee.

[Sir Cornwell]

Tell her, "You and me, babe, you and me."

[Fluffy_Rabbitz]

Find out when her shift is over and follow her home. Stalk her for a few weeks, find out some essential information like how many people live with her and what not and rape her when she least expects it. Make sure you cut a few fingers off so she'll remember the incident for the rest of her life. Shove the fingers down the garbage disposale if you want some theatrics. Oh, bonus points if you do this on valentines day.

[komokazi]

Originally Posted by Fluffy_Rabbitz

Find out when her shift is over and follow her home. Stalk her for a few weeks, find out some essential information like how many people live with her and what not and rape her when she least expects it. Make sure you cut a few fingers off so she'll remember the incident for the rest of her life. Shove the fingers down the garbage disposale if you want some theatrics. Oh, bonus points if you do this on valentines day.

Look what happened the last time you went to the mall:

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[Rizopas]

Taco bell is shit.

[Sir Cornwell]

Yeah. Give Taco Time a hit.

[The Duke]

Since the fuck when does Taco Bell serve fries?

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by The Duke

Since the fuck when does Taco Bell serve fries?

this?

[jerome]

i always get two or three cheesey bean and rice burritos. so damn good.

[Pancake]

OK maybe it was Taco TIME? cause I mos def had fries