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Old 08-14-2011, 01:01 PM
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I'm sure you have all heard of this godforsaken monstrosity but for us over here in the UK this is normal, well not for me. Years ago the hash use to be really good, you would pull out the odd bit of plastic or ASDA carrier bag but the weed itself was pretty good nonetheless. Then all of a sudden this shite comes out of nowhere. Dirty, smelly deals of crap that contain just about everything from shoe polish to melted down LPS . I know its always been diluted with stuff but now its got REAL bad. The only reason why they probably carry on importing it is because spastics that cannot tell the difference carry on smoking it. The main excuse is, "it takes the edge off", this makes me fucking angry and want to punch them. I guess all the shite comes to the UK and everyone else gets the real deal. The green is still amazing here though.

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Old 08-14-2011, 01:05 PM
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ive heard about this shit, thank fuck people here actually respect weed and each other enough to never try and pull that kind of deal.

id probably assault somebody who tried to make me smoke that garbage.
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Old 08-14-2011, 01:22 PM
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Nothing wrong with soap bar. Sometimes it can be good, most times it is bad. Doesn't make it all bad.
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Old 08-14-2011, 02:17 PM
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No Trix soapbar is wrong altogether, end of.
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Old 08-14-2011, 05:12 PM
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Nothing wrong with soap bar. Sometimes it can be good, most times it is bad. Doesn't make it all bad.
Soapbar, by definition, is low quality hash. So no, there is no good soapbar
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Old 08-14-2011, 05:15 PM
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Yea, I feel bad for you getting that nasty soapbar

But there's no hash around here if that makes you feel better

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Old 08-14-2011, 05:15 PM
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Soapbar, by definition, is low quality hash. So no, there is no good soapbar
This, its like saying there's good dank and bad dank? Or good bammer and bad bammer?
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Old 08-14-2011, 05:54 PM
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Pssh.. I just smoke nice crisp buds.. paying for anything less is a waste of money and experience..
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Old 08-14-2011, 07:25 PM
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Because I just LOVE smoking plastic....
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Old 08-15-2011, 07:31 AM
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now soapbar is pretty much bong slime, resin, and crap mixed in to form a brick?


god thats gnarly. don't give americans the idea...
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Old 08-15-2011, 09:56 AM
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Couldnt you clean soapbar hash with iso or something to draw out the real hash? Might be an idea if can get it cheap
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Old 08-15-2011, 10:03 AM
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People are still buying this crap shite?
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Old 08-15-2011, 10:10 AM
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Couldnt you clean soapbar hash with iso or something to draw out the real hash? Might be an idea if can get it cheap
There was totse text file about that actually, first putting it in water to draw out the water soluble cuts, and then yeah i think using isopropyl alcohol. But im sure the THC to Cost Ratio would be a lot lower then just buying good weed that costs more. Saves on hassle and health.
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Old 08-15-2011, 04:20 PM
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Couldnt you clean soapbar hash with iso or something to draw out the real hash? Might be an idea if can get it cheap
Yeah i don't think you even need any chemicals just let the water break it down and then siv it through something, can't remember, a coffee siv thing or something. What is left over is a light coloured hashish .....the gooooooooood stuff. What good stuff is in it to start with anyways.
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Old 08-15-2011, 04:28 PM
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Never had shitty hash.

I have had kickass blackish hash and kickass greenish yellow hash and everything inbetween, but never really seen anyone sell it like that.

One of my buddies made a little thick strip of it that weighed like an ounce, he said he put it in the oven with wet newspapers over it.

He said something about it has to reach a certain temp without burning, and the wetpapers keep in the thc, and also keep it from burning, with the steam and all, it just gets turned into a solid from a fucking dust/rocky mess.

Pretty cool shit, but i dont remember the exact steps.

Moral of the story: Soapbar hash could be good, could be the worst thing ever.

Taste it and find out, my friend.
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Old 08-15-2011, 04:54 PM
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I take it that soapbar is a UK/European thing. Never heard of it and keep it the fuck away.
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Old 08-16-2011, 06:47 PM
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This, its like saying there's good dank and bad dank? Or good bammer and bad bammer?
Uhh yea, are you dumb mate? There is good Dank and Lower quality Dank. The average Dank around here is lower end, usually dry, but its still dank because its way better than mids and doesn't have seeds. The Dank of the Dank around here will knock you on your ass.
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Suck a cock, idiot.
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Old 01-01-2012, 10:04 PM
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Dank breaks down into multiple grades and the most common ones I have heard are, beasters,regs,mids, and headies.
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Old 01-01-2012, 10:37 PM
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I didn't even know what dank is till i checked before. We smoke that all the time here, it's EVERYWHERE.
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There used to be this guy who used to hang out with us would just buy an ounce of soapbar every weekend for everyone to smoke and would usually buy more later on the same day.
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Nothing wrong with soap bar. Sometimes it can be good, most times it is bad. Doesn't make it all bad.
$75 an eighth.
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$75 an eighth.
Woah, that is fucking retarded.
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Old 01-02-2012, 01:51 AM
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Woah, that is fucking retarded.
Thats what Trix pays for weed. Now he's also saying not all soap bar is bad.
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Old 01-02-2012, 05:34 AM
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Thats what Trix pays for weed. Now he's also saying not all soap bar is bad.
At most, you can just get decent soapbar. But I'd still much rather smoke weed/hash overall.
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