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Old 01-10-2012, 04:58 PM
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This is similar to my other thread but not the same. SWIM put up a ad for women on craigslist, he exchanged pictures and in depth conversation with a girl for several days, then girl tells him if he wants to get with her he has to pass these tests and the first one is to take pics of him jacking off & cumming. SWIM figures out it is an elaborate plot of a faggot. he requests voice confirmation before going any further and she says she'll leave a message on his voicemail from a blocked number that is all. The message is a computer distorted voice made to sound like a woman but it's not. SWIM is very, very pissed that he has been led on and manipulated but hasn't revealed he knows to said girl. SWIM asked the girl if she knows any bi-guys interested in joining, because SWIM secretly wants to meet with this guy and strangle him. Emailer said yes but you have to pass my tests first. SWIM hasn't made another move yet, not sure where to go from here.

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Old 01-10-2012, 05:00 PM
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Get the fuck over it?
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:02 PM
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SWIM still wants to strangle.
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:03 PM
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You're right man, this whole situation totally made you gay. Unless you seriously kill this guy, you'll always be a homo.
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:07 PM
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That's what i'm saying!!
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:07 PM
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Gay.
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:08 PM
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Did you send the pics or what?
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:11 PM
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Why do people think its a good idea to send pictures of themselves naked to strangers?
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:18 PM
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Why do people think its a good idea to send pictures of themselves naked to strangers?
Cause its hawt
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:20 PM
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because it was supposed to be a female, hell no swim didn't send the jacking off pics but swim had already sent a full nude before he figured out she was a he
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:24 PM
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You forgot one of the cardinal rules of the internet: there are no women.

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Old 01-10-2012, 05:27 PM
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ive shagged twice from craigslist but requires ridiculous hastle, don't think i will be anymore
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:31 PM
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The whole scenario is absolutely ridiculous. Sorry man, but it sounds like you got what you deserved. How does that make you feel?
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:37 PM
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i feel like a fool. It was very plausable at first, just pics of a girl saying she's gonna be in town in a couple of days at the xxx hotel, then all of sudden she made a request, i gave her x pic, made another request & i became suspicious and hunted out the truth. But the bastard on the otherside of the computer has angered me by galatic folds.
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:37 PM
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Meeting chicks on Craigslist. LMFAO.

Voice confirm right off the bat, or gtfo...
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:01 PM
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lmfao at this thread
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:16 PM
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People are kinda weird, lying to one another like that. But there's nothing for you to gain by hurting this guy somehow, stop being so petty.
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:26 PM
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This is an excellent opportunity for a trojan.

I will say no more.
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:39 PM
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Go have a gay experience, you might like it!
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:44 PM
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In the future, here's how you do it. Send email with phone number and face pic, receive same. On phone, set up meet at bar. If someone's dicking you around, it's a dude scamming pics.

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Old 01-10-2012, 06:54 PM
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The 100% true story of why I no longer look for guys on craigslist:



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Old 01-10-2012, 07:25 PM
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^btw that's my nonchalant "oh my" face
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Old 01-10-2012, 07:28 PM
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why dont you SWIM your faggot ass back to niggerland
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Old 01-10-2012, 07:42 PM
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-op is gay-
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Old 01-10-2012, 09:00 PM
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OP is the real fag. Go meet girls in person. It'll let you know its really a girl and it'll show you're not really a lonely fag
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Old 01-10-2012, 11:19 PM
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fag-winked, what you get for being gullible. Friend of mine always emails me pics of 'girls' hes working on. 90% of the pics ive seen on 4chan, so its him getting worked by fat gay men with grey pubes.
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Old 01-10-2012, 11:31 PM
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fag-winked, what you get for being gullible. Friend of mine always emails me pics of 'girls' hes working on. 90% of the pics ive seen on 4chan, so its him getting worked by fat gay men with grey pubes.
Thanks for the helpfull input there, homo.
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Old 01-10-2012, 11:36 PM
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Thanks for the helpfull input there, homo.
No problem, reiteration is the only way to stop these gullible desperados ending up with their photos being printed out of a HP deskjet and ejaculated upon. I say these things because I care.
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Old 01-10-2012, 11:49 PM
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This thread makes me , then
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then girl tells him if he wants to get with her he has to pass these tests and the first one is to take pics of him jacking off & cumming. SWIM figures out it is an elaborate plot of a faggot.
I lol'd.
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Old 01-10-2012, 11:57 PM
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lmao, it is funny and ridiculous and i know i'm an idiot, i'd probably have more confidence meeting girls in person if i wasn't broke, jobless & homeless.


Sending a trojan is the best advice yet, how do i do so?
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:08 AM
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Ha! That's all I need to say!
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:15 AM
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Get out of the basement and get a life?
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Sending a trojan is the best advice yet, how do i do so?
Put one on and go meet the craiglisters backdoor.
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OP just needs to obey his manipulator and send the photos.
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