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Old 01-13-2012, 04:22 PM
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God dammit they piss me off. Fucking herpa der I have no money bcuz I hate learning. Herpaty derp muddin is the life, GET A FUCKING LIFE. The only way to live is honest work? Fuck you go work in a mine your whole life or on a farm making minimum wage while I sit in air condition making Hella money cuz I didn't reject school, fucking rejects. And why does every redneck think if they buy a $500 car or truck and make it sound cool that their cool, fuckin redneck kids are the worst.
go back to the goddamn mountains where you belong you hicks, nobody wants you polluting our land.
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Old 01-13-2012, 04:42 PM
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Me and daddy gonna hop in the truck and come whoop yer ass.
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Old 01-13-2012, 04:56 PM
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:04 PM
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No you forget your 87 truck can't catch my 99 elise. Redneck refuses to hear anythings better then they truck
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:20 PM
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Simplicity... that's why I hate rednecks.. move with the times fuckers, we have this thing called technology
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Old 01-13-2012, 06:22 PM
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No you forget your 87 truck can't catch my 99 elise. Redneck refuses to hear anythings better then they truck
87 truck? Try 02 Dodge dually with a Cummins.

My Ranch Hand grille guard would go through your little go-cart like butter.

And please, a 99 Elise? I could easily pay cash for a C5 Vette if I sold my cattle.

Face it, us "Rednecks" and "Hillbillies" keep the world turning so you worthless fucks can enjoy your technology.
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Old 01-13-2012, 06:23 PM
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Old 01-13-2012, 06:31 PM
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There's nothing wrong with people who do farm or ranch work for a living. Where do you think our food comes from?

I actually visited a bunch of different chicken/egg farmers in my area, to find one that didn't mistreat their chickens or slaughter their male chicks. Now I'm eating eggs again, and I'm much healthier for it.
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Old 01-13-2012, 06:54 PM
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I think Mullen is a pretty cool guy. Eh lives on a farm and doesnt afraid of anything.
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Old 01-13-2012, 07:08 PM
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fuck west virginia....and kentucky too...oh yeah, and indiana
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Old 01-13-2012, 07:12 PM
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rednecks are better than niggers.......
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:45 PM
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:47 PM
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this guy claims to not have rejected school.
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Old 01-13-2012, 09:47 PM
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fuck west virginia....and kentucky too...oh yeah, and indiana
LOL. I live in IN, it's pretty awesome actually. Sometimes rednecks can be stupid, but a lot of times they're extremely crafty with engineering type applications, good with their hands. They're smart, in a different way.

If you want to turn a hi point into the quality of a colt, they'll get their tools and make it happen. If you need that blue print for your kit car built, they can build it. Carpentry, and the like; they can do it.

Everything that the average 21st century twat can't do, they can. And they can do it faster and better, that's why there's a lot of really good high paying jobs around here. Maybe not jobs in the technology sector, but jobs in the building, agriculture and other sectors.

They all have trucks, but tend to also have mini coopers(or just BMWs in general), volkswagons, mercedes and a lot of really high end cars for their nights on the town. There's actually a lot of money here too, because they can do things that most of your suburban folks can't.
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Old 01-13-2012, 09:48 PM
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Also, at 100 yards they don't aim for the center of the bulls eye...they aim for the thumb tacks holding the target in place . They're all heavily armed, and most have their class 3s.
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Old 01-14-2012, 02:12 AM
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I live near Sissonville, and my God, I hate it. People over there will spit at you for looking at them funny. Jesus.
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Old 01-14-2012, 04:48 AM
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Old 01-14-2012, 07:21 AM
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down huur in floriderp we dont have hillbillies/rednecks. we have straight up mullet-wearing meth smoking pill poppin trailer trash. they don't believe in honest work cuz for one thing, they dont work and in order to maintain their filthy drug habits, they have to be dishonest pieces of shit.
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Old 01-14-2012, 08:08 AM
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i'm from east TN and my older brothers still live in the area. people there are chill as fuck until they start drinking liquor
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Old 01-14-2012, 04:05 PM
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down huur in floriderp we dont have hillbillies/rednecks. we have straight up mullet-wearing meth smoking pill poppin trailer trash. they don't believe in honest work cuz for one thing, they dont work and in order to maintain their filthy drug habits, they have to be dishonest pieces of shit.
I got dragged from detroit to paducah Kentucky. This, and rednecks are all that's here.... talk about a cultural shock
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Old 01-14-2012, 04:55 PM
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I got dragged from detroit to paducah Kentucky. This, and rednecks are all that's here.... talk about a cultural shock
There's a big difference between white trash and rednecks.
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Old 01-14-2012, 05:01 PM
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There's a big difference between white trash and rednecks.
Naw there the same.
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Old 01-14-2012, 05:10 PM
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Naw there the same.
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Old 01-14-2012, 05:41 PM
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Yeah white trash and rednecks are all in the same category to me. They're repulsive pieces of trash who should either go livevin the mountains or genocided
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Old 01-14-2012, 09:57 PM
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Yeah white trash and rednecks are all in the same category to me. They're repulsive pieces of trash who should either go livevin the mountains or genocided
The rednecks I meet are much more capable of genocide than most of the rest of the population. They practically live and breathe guns and explosives.
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Old 01-15-2012, 01:33 PM
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You know one thing you'll never hear around here? "Damn, that explosion was too small. Add more X" You're much more likely to hear "Oh shit, I blew up the whole chicken coop"

Another thing you're definitely gonna hear: "Honey, I'm drunk load the rifle I'm going hunting".
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Old 01-15-2012, 01:38 PM
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there's this place just east of where i live, called silverville....hardly on the map...they're some redneck white trash pieces of shit over there....granted rednecks can nigger rig all kinds of shit, but hell. i can't stand the way they talk
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there's this place just east of where i live, called silverville....hardly on the map...they're some redneck white trash pieces of shit over there....granted rednecks can nigger rig all kinds of shit, but hell. i can't stand the way they talk
i know you aren't real but every slipknot fan is a white trash piece of shit
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Old 01-15-2012, 02:10 PM
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I hate Indiana. It is so flat here. I miss the concrete landscape of the city. But since I just bought a house, I guess I am stuck here for the next...well probably till I die. I am getting used to the natives here, though. Rednecks are awesome to drink with.
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I hate Indiana. It is so flat here. I miss the concrete landscape of the city. But since I just bought a house, I guess I am stuck here for the next...well probably till I die. I am getting used to the natives here, though. Rednecks are awesome to drink with.
What part of IN you live in?
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heh, I just now saw this, I live an hour N of Indianapolis. I grew up and spent most of my life in Youngstown Ohio, though.
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Old 03-25-2012, 01:42 AM
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What we are not allowed to miss our homelands like you foreigners do? Just because every town looks the same and has the prerequisite Mcdonalds/Walmart/Speedway doesn't make it hurt any less.
 

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