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Confused Drug tests: Synthetic urine...

Alright, I CAN use synthetic urine on my drug tests (they only use a simple, home type 5 panel-drug test, not professionally lab tested).

The problem with quick fix, was that the only time I used it I KNEW there was gonna be a drug test...and it still took me 1.5 hours to get properly heated to 95-100 degrees.

I would like to know what my options are synthetic urine wise, to keep it warm all day so it's as easy as 1-2-3 when I get pulled for a random. And I know that holding it to your leg doesn't always get it that hot.

I know those hand warmers will work, but I'd have to stall them for an hour and a half to get it there (it actually took me that long, and I still microwaved it before I took off to the place for I think 4-5 minutes). Any ideas on keeping the temp right?
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Damn it do any of you guys even work?
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Default Re: Drug tests: Synthetic urine...

You could wear boxer briefs and keep the package of synthetic urine with your genitals. The heat from your genitals being trapped from the boxer briefs and the jeans should keep it a decent temp.
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Default Re: Drug tests: Synthetic urine...

It didn't work for me one time taking a drug test even when using a heat pack the manager told me that it was the wrong temperature, money well spent.

I could have always just quit smoking weed, but it is hard to do sometimes.
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Default Re: Drug tests: Synthetic urine...

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It didn't work for me one time taking a drug test even when using a heat pack the manager told me that it was the wrong temperature, money well spent.

I could have always just quit smoking weed, but it is hard to do sometimes.
I haven't smoked weed in a really long time, and I smoked a bowl. I wonder if that'll even show on a drug test in a couple of days?

But I still want to be safe. Maybe you're right, and the boxer briefs could help a little, with the way those heat pads work it seems like it'd still take a while to make up the difference.

Maybe I could rubber band 2 heat pads on it, one on each side. Also, the original hand warmer it came with, the thing didn't work...really glad I could prepare and go to wal mart and get some new ones or I'd have been fucked.
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I haven't smoked weed in a really long time, and I smoked a bowl. I wonder if that'll even show on a drug test in a couple of days?

But I still want to be safe. Maybe you're right, and the boxer briefs could help a little, with the way those heat pads work it seems like it'd still take a while to make up the difference.

Maybe I could rubber band 2 heat pads on it, one on each side. Also, the original hand warmer it came with, the thing didn't work...really glad I could prepare and go to wal mart and get some new ones or I'd have been fucked.
It always depends on the person and their metabolism I guess. I once went almost a month without smoking anything and still failed a drug test.

My friend smoked a blunt of hydro with me and took a drug test the next week and passed.
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Default Re: Drug tests: Synthetic urine...

You have to be ready way in advance, time is of the essence. It's easier for it to cool to the correct temp than to heat up.

Those hand warmers DO work, you just went about it wrong, also you have to use the little sticky plastic thermometer to make sure it's in the right range...
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yes it works i used it for labcorp which is just as legit as federal prison wear tighty whities put bottle in pants squirt out pee pee opening.
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